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Hello, and welcome to another installment of Hidden Gems, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the third party game from the Wii. Now, I know that third party games for the Wii were… Not the best. Usually, you’d find a bunch of awful party and fitness games. Sure, tu get a few good third party games, but they're all kind of… E rated games. They never went to the extreme… But then one game did just that. There was a game on the Wii that decided to push it to the and create something rather gruesome and violent for a console as family friendly as the nintendo Wii… And no, we will not be talking about No más heroes 1 and 2. I amor No más Heroes, and it was indeed a very violent game, but I feel that many people know about it now. Maybe back when the Wii was new, I would have talked about it, but I feel that it has managed to gain más popularity over the years, since it got two games, and a rumored third one for the Switch. No, today, we’re talking about something más obscure and debatably más insane, and that is the beautifully gory Madworld.



~Story~

Madworld is a hack and slash game created por Platinum Games, who tu may know for making amazing games like Wonderful 101, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, and the Bayonetta franchise, so they’re pretty good there. Madworld takes place in the fictional city of Varrigan City, which was under attack por a terrorist group called The Organizers. The Organizers caused the city to lose all contact with the outside world and released a virus that was dicho to kill anyone within 24 hours, and the only way to prevent it was to kill someone, and soon, the town erupted into violent crime. This was the set-up for the game mostrar Death Watch, where city residents, as well as new arrivals, would fight to the death in order to win both a massive cash prize and their freedom. So it’s like Smash TV. Yeah, remember that arcade game? In this game, tu play as Jack Cayman, an ex-marine clad in biker gear with a robotic arm that turns into a chainsaw, who arrives to compete in Death Watch, but is actually there on a mission, and so the runner of the game show, Noa, plans to kill him in the game mostrar instead of in secrecy, as Jack quickly becomes a fan favorite. From this point, your goal is to fight your way through enemies, rack up points in violent combos, defeat the boss of the level, and mover on from there. It’s as basic as it gets… And I amor it.



~Gameplay~

Madworld does exactly what you’d expect with it’s gory violence. It doesn’t hold back on anything. If tu want to impale an enemy through the face with a calle sign, do it. If tu want to beat them in the face with a baseball bat, go right ahead. If tu want to toss them into moving trains, a piranha tank, a crushing thingy, go crazy. Madworld is a game that does not care how tu kill people, as long as it’s over the parte superior, arriba and makes no sense, then do it. Your job is to take out enemies and rack up points before time runs out. The más combos and más creative your kills are, the más points tu get. Once tu have managed to get enough points, the levels boss appears. Kill the boss, and tu progress to the siguiente level. The art style of this game really makes it even better. The black and white style mixed with the cel-shading really gives the game a sort of style to it. But it’s not all black and white. As a violent game, it’s red ALL over. Blood is the only thing in this game that has color, and there’s a lot of it. And with all of the fighting you’re gonna do, I assure you, you’re gonna see a lot of it. Yep, lots of fighting… Lots and lots and lots of it.



Okay, so to some people, seeing this much fighting can get a little tiresome. The game doesn’t change much after that, so the fighting may get a little old for some people. Not for me. Other than horror, my favorito! thing in entertainment is stupid, over-the-top action, and Madworld certainly has it. Thankfully, for those who are sick of fighting the same amount of goons every level, the game mixes it up with a few mini bosses, like an overweight man that rolls around in an attempt to run tu down, a man dressed as a toro with a massive chainsaw, and the grim reaper…… Oh, I’ll get to that bastard later. tu are also able to go on the road with your motorcycle and fight enemies with your chainsaw o por running them over. But the best part of the game besides the fighting is the mini games, also known as Bloodbath Challenges. These Bloodbath Challenges are hosted por the one and only Black Baron, a pimp who shows tu how the challenges work, as he is used as a demonstration por his… “Assistant”, Mathilda, who ends up killing The Black Baron to mostrar tu how the challenge works, yet he somehow ends up coming later, perfectly fine, just in time to mostrar tu the siguiente Bloodbath Challenge before he’s killed again. These challenges are pretty fun. The goal is to kill a certain number of enemies in a certain way before time runs out. For example, the most well known one, Man Dart, has tu tortazo enemies with a baseball bat and send them flying into a giant dartboard. These mini games are so brutal and I amor them.



However, as much as I amor the over the parte superior, arriba action of the game, it’s not perfect. There isn’t much variety besides that, I’m afraid. It’s fun, but I can definitely see people getting bored within a few hours. And then there’s the infamous Mad castillo level, the level that is glitched to where tu cannot dodge the enemies attacks within a quicktime event, and tu will either get hurt o even get killed. This is proven when tu fight Death Blade, a grim reaper on roller skates, whose scythe kills tu in one hit. One goddamn hit. And the boss of the level, the Shamans, cannot be dodged. Trust me, I’ve tried. Just wail on them and pray tu kill them before they kill you. It’s easy as long as tu had enough lives saved up, but that may not be so thanks to Death Blade. Speaking of the bosses, there are thankfully más good ones than bad ones. But the bad ones really show. Little Eddie is a giant monster and does the first boss role well. Not a great boss, but he works. Jude the Dude is a cowboy that skates on rails, and is a pretty fun boss, even if he fights from a distance. Frederick von Twirlenkiller is a German soldier that creates tornados and is truly the first great boss tu fight in this game. Rinrin is a much más deadly version of Chun-li and manages to be a pretty fun boss to fight. Shogun Kokushimusou is a shogun and, while not a bad fight, I remembered the scenery, a burning dojo, más than the boss. Yokozuna is a sumo that survives being impaled several times and takes being shot into a volcán to kill. It’s insane and I amor it. The Shamans are hombres lobo and obviously suck. Frank is a Frankenstein monster and sucks even más with his healing and bullshit attacks. Elise is a vampire and the best boss in the Mad castillo area. Kojack is an evil version of Jack and is más fun because tu get to fight him on your motorcycle. The Masters are just two jedis. They have lightsabers, and mover tu with the will of their minds. Martin is just boring, and yes, an alien in a giant robot is boring. Not fun and not annoying. Just boring. But the final boss, that is where the game gets really good.



~Ending~

~SPOILERS AHEAD~

So, as it turns out, the man in charge of the event works for a pharmaceutical company known as Springvale that helped the Organizers create Deathwatch, as a way to help sell the vaccine, after they also created the virus. So, in order for Jack to get to the man in charge, he must defeat the final boss and champion of Death Watch. At first, I thought the leader of the Organizers was the final boss and champion, but as it turns out, the final boss was hiding under our noses the whole time… And it was The Black Baron all along… Yeah, the Black Baron was the final boss. And thank god, for once on this series, I get to talk about a game with a good final boss. And The Black Baron isn’t just a good final boss, but the best boss in the entire game. tu have no weapons in this fight. Just your fists and your endurance. tu have to fight The Black Baron as he throws punches at tu and with his “assistant” trying to fight tu as well. However, during the fight, the geishas that Jack saved in the Asia Town level come to give him health if he needs it. After tu manage to knock The Black Baron’s health down por half, things suddenly change. The Black Baron is más pissed and isn’t screwing around anymore, and even the background música changes. This time, The Black Baron has faster and más aggressive attacks, and can even create one hit kill vortexes (But their easy to avoid, so it isn’t cheap). After tu manage to defeat The Black Baron, Jack pimp slaps him a few times, followed por smashing him into the dart board for the final time. Jack kills the leader of the Organizers and creator of the virus, and then leaves the city as the DeathWatch champion as the credits roll, and tu get to hear the announcers, Howard “Buckshot” Holmes and Kreese Kreeley voiced por Greg Proops of Whose Line is it Anyway and John DiMaggio as Bender from futurama and Jake from Adventure Time. (By the way, these two are hilarious in this game. I recommend buying it just to hear them).



~Legacy~

Madworld is a game that was fondly remembered…. No, that’s a lie. Not many people bought this game, and those who did hear of it hated the game for it’s violent content being on a console like the Wii. The National Institution of Media and Family were disappointed in nintendo for allowing the game to be put onto their console in the first place, while Germany banned the game altogether. However, for some reason, Madworld was able to be successful enough to get released in Australia in a combo pack titled Welcome to Violence, which, along with Madworld, came with House of the Dead: Overkill and The Conduit. Madworld was even able to get a sequel, titled Anarchy Reigns. It too wasn’t that popular, so maybe I’ll review that game too in the upcoming future.

~Verdict~

Madworld was a game that had style, and managed to be entertaining from start to end, despite its limitations. I can understand many people being bored quickly, but I for one, amor this game. It had a unique art style to it, amazing over-the-top gameplay, a rather catchy rap soundtrack (And I don’t even like rap, so let that mostrar how good it is), and some of the best comedy I’ve heard from two faceless characters that aren’t even important to the story. If tu want a game for the Wii that doesn’t feel incredibly dull o a cash grab, than I ask tu to give Madworld a try. Madworld gets the ranking of Excavation Worthy. Goodbye.
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was just a normal día in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and arco iris Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be seguro than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Rarity, Applejack, and arco iris Dash were at Carousel Botique. tu can guess what they're doing.

Rainbow Dash: *In a fancy dress* Come on Rarity! Me, and AJ don't wanna do this anymore!
Applejack: *Wearing a maid's outfit* tu dicho we'd only try on two outfits. tu made us wear seven!
Rarity: Complaining will get us nowhere. Now stand still. *Hears someone banging on her door* Who could that be? *Opens the door*
Diamond Dogs: Hi ponies!
Rarity: *Clears throat*
Fido: Oh no! It's that whining pony!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After watching the Thomas parody por Piemations publicado on here: link

I thought I'd share with tu my own parody from 2014.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!


Theme song: link

Sean: I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D
Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Sean: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Sean: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes...
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Remember when I talked to tu all about how Barry aparejo, burton from Resident Evil was the best character in Resident Evil? Well, I wasn’t lying, honestly. I meant it when I dicho he was the best character. I bet tu all thought that was just a little joke, but no. He really is my favorito! character. Reasons why I was happy to have him back in Revelations 2. So, now is the time to tell tu all why Barry aparejo, burton is the best character in Resident Evil.





First reason why he is great. Just listen to how he reacts. Even in the original game, he was the highlight of dialogue. The dialogue was really...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Hey

I'm going to do something that might make tu angry

If you're mentioned in this articulo that is

I'm going to type down what tu say, and do

This is meant for comedy, and does not intend to hurt anyone's feelings

Mariofan14

Mariofan14: That was a wonderful episode, wasn't it guys?
Windwakerguy430: It sure was.
Mariofan14: It was a wonderful episode, because it was brought to us por god, and jesús Christ. Now let us pray to them for bringing us this episode, and hope that más episodes like this will come in the near future.

Song: link

Alinah09

Alinah09: *Talking in the voice of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

It was a beautiful día in Equestria. arco iris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks tu two for helping out at my farm.
Rainbow Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
Rainbow Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if tu get it on you, tu can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised tu didn't wear that farming outfit tu made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The following is something never attempted before. Trailers, for fan fictions.

Trailer #1: Stop Motion Master

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Announcer: The año is 1966. The Vietnam War has been going on for some time now, but in Equestria...

Song (Start at 4:23): link

Guy: *Takes pictures of a speed barco passing two cargo ships*
Announcer: One poni, pony is lucky enough to stay out of the war, as he makes stop motion videos, while playing a calliope. Or, so he thought.

Stop the song

Stargazer: Hello mister. *Gives Guy a draft notice* tu are hereby drafted into the United States army.
Guy: Oh. I see.

Song (Start...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


It was a typical día in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Big Ounce - A character named after the meme, fully called “Big Ounce: Professional calle Nigga”. Big Ounce (Nik’s character) is seen as an obese black man with red dreads and a red beard, wearing a big winter capa and a beanie on his head. Some people call Big Ounce homeless, but little do they know, inicial is what tu make it… Big Ounce lives in a box. Despite Big Ounce’s poor state, he manages to be one of the best rappers in Def Jam. That, o he at least knows how to beat up other rappers that tu probably don’t care about. Big Ounce has done everything he could to bring Biggie...
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Song: link

Thomas & Ethan: *Opening their mouths, pretending to scream at the beginning*
Sonic: Some intro.
Tom: Yeah. What do tu say we get tu ready for The Story Of Corporal Agarn?
Sonic: Me ready. *Grabs a tomahawk* Me just need costume.
Shayne: What's good everyone? I'm Shayne from Trainz, and I'm your host tonight for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I got an excellent soundtrack for you, and an excellent schedule. Check it out down below.

8:00 - Now

On The Block - Back2Back

8:30 - Later

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & friends - Series Finale

Shayne: I'm sorry, but we...
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Modding is quite a cool thing in games, isn’t it? tu already have an original game, but with a few tweaks, tu can turn it into something completely different. The modding community is insane, especially in games like GTA V and Skyrim. tu know, before they outlawed modding for GTA and now mods are paid for in Skyrim…. But before that, it was great. Fallout is already a fun game on it’s own, but por turning all the Deathclaws into something like Macho Man Randy Savage, it really turns into a piece of art. But, what if tu mod the game so much, tu get something completely different, to...
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*This articulo contains graphic imagery, violence and gore, and disturbing content and may not be suited for some readers. tu have been warned*


Corner of Horror has been rather tame since I first brought it up, haven’t I? Well, I think I should now start talking about subjects that appear to be a bit más disturbing. We live in a world that is full of fear and nightmares. We may not have monsters from our own dreams and from stories we hear running around, but we have people who can do some terrible things, o moments that could put us in a state of fear. That is what brings fear to us truly....
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Happy halloween everyone, and welcome to the tenth and final lista of the halloween season. Today, we will be looking at the five pumpkins and scarecrows in the entertainment world…. I ran out of things to make a full parte superior, arriba ten. Sue me. So, yeah. The usual rules. Only one per franchise and only for ones I have seen. Also, don’t expect this to be too scary. But trust me, I will find at least one nightmare inducing monster to put on this list. Trust me. With all that said, let us start the list.

#10: Jack from Animal Crossing (Pumpkin)



What can really be dicho about Jack. All he is is a guy...
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Aryn Awlson from Persona 4 - Aryn was just your typical kid with white hair at the age of 16. He loved Sword Art Online and had a collection of fake katanas. After his parents moved him to Buttfuck Nowhere, japón (Or más commonly known as Inaba), he was forced to live with his greatest enemy, his bastard uncle, Dojima-san, and Nanako, the only true family Aryn had, as the rest had either abandoned him o was the drunken bastard Dojima. Regardless, Aryn continued on his way, until he soon gained a Persona, which was a totally-not-Stand. Aryn used this new found ability to make him an anime...
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I already reviewed navidad Cruelty, a Norwegian horror navidad movie. Now, I’m going to review a Dutch navidad horror movie from the Netherlands. I’ve never seen o heard of any Netherland movies, but I am going to assume that they can get some good movies. And this movie must be one of them… Right? Well, this movie was to mark the return of horror movie director, Dick Maas. So, this guy must have had some sort of experience in making horror movies. Well, let’s look into his return to the horror industry, and take a look at the movie Sint, o Saint in Europe, o Saint Nick in...
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I amor George A. Romero's zombie movies. Their all so creative with their monsters, and how they manage to impress me with every film (With a few exceptions of Diary and Survival of the Dead). They were just so good. So good in fact, that the Dead series inspired a just as awesome zombie movie. Probably my favorito! horror comedy movie ever made. It's the classic British horror romantic comedy, Shaun of the Dead.



Shaun of the Dead is the classic 2004 movie staring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, who would appear in other cine por the same creators, such as Hot Fuzz and The World's End. The...
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Also on WWG430's club because..... Why the fuck not? I mean, there's no logical sort of context in which this case is being presented that can rationally prove that I don't have the civil rights to do something as trivial and meaningless as this.

And yes, I understand what I dicho just as much as tu probably did the first time around.

Google Time ;D

"How to be single"

What the hell? That question's easy as anything, DON'T DO ANYTHING.

Fuck man, if tu can't even hail the magic concha, caracol at YOUR age then I pray for your sanity.

"I amor sushi"

Bikini Bottom would like to have a word with you.

"Is this site...
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