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Hello, and welcome to another installment of Hidden Gems, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the third party game from the Wii. Now, I know that third party games for the Wii were… Not the best. Usually, you’d find a bunch of awful party and fitness games. Sure, tu get a few good third party games, but they're all kind of… E rated games. They never went to the extreme… But then one game did just that. There was a game on the Wii that decided to push it to the and create something rather gruesome and violent for a console as family friendly as the nintendo Wii… And no, we will not be talking about No más heroes 1 and 2. I amor No más Heroes, and it was indeed a very violent game, but I feel that many people know about it now. Maybe back when the Wii was new, I would have talked about it, but I feel that it has managed to gain más popularity over the years, since it got two games, and a rumored third one for the Switch. No, today, we’re talking about something más obscure and debatably más insane, and that is the beautifully gory Madworld.



~Story~

Madworld is a hack and slash game created por Platinum Games, who tu may know for making amazing games like Wonderful 101, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, and the Bayonetta franchise, so they’re pretty good there. Madworld takes place in the fictional city of Varrigan City, which was under attack por a terrorist group called The Organizers. The Organizers caused the city to lose all contact with the outside world and released a virus that was dicho to kill anyone within 24 hours, and the only way to prevent it was to kill someone, and soon, the town erupted into violent crime. This was the set-up for the game mostrar Death Watch, where city residents, as well as new arrivals, would fight to the death in order to win both a massive cash prize and their freedom. So it’s like Smash TV. Yeah, remember that arcade game? In this game, tu play as Jack Cayman, an ex-marine clad in biker gear with a robotic arm that turns into a chainsaw, who arrives to compete in Death Watch, but is actually there on a mission, and so the runner of the game show, Noa, plans to kill him in the game mostrar instead of in secrecy, as Jack quickly becomes a fan favorite. From this point, your goal is to fight your way through enemies, rack up points in violent combos, defeat the boss of the level, and mover on from there. It’s as basic as it gets… And I amor it.



~Gameplay~

Madworld does exactly what you’d expect with it’s gory violence. It doesn’t hold back on anything. If tu want to impale an enemy through the face with a calle sign, do it. If tu want to beat them in the face with a baseball bat, go right ahead. If tu want to toss them into moving trains, a piranha tank, a crushing thingy, go crazy. Madworld is a game that does not care how tu kill people, as long as it’s over the parte superior, arriba and makes no sense, then do it. Your job is to take out enemies and rack up points before time runs out. The más combos and más creative your kills are, the más points tu get. Once tu have managed to get enough points, the levels boss appears. Kill the boss, and tu progress to the siguiente level. The art style of this game really makes it even better. The black and white style mixed with the cel-shading really gives the game a sort of style to it. But it’s not all black and white. As a violent game, it’s red ALL over. Blood is the only thing in this game that has color, and there’s a lot of it. And with all of the fighting you’re gonna do, I assure you, you’re gonna see a lot of it. Yep, lots of fighting… Lots and lots and lots of it.



Okay, so to some people, seeing this much fighting can get a little tiresome. The game doesn’t change much after that, so the fighting may get a little old for some people. Not for me. Other than horror, my favorito! thing in entertainment is stupid, over-the-top action, and Madworld certainly has it. Thankfully, for those who are sick of fighting the same amount of goons every level, the game mixes it up with a few mini bosses, like an overweight man that rolls around in an attempt to run tu down, a man dressed as a toro with a massive chainsaw, and the grim reaper…… Oh, I’ll get to that bastard later. tu are also able to go on the road with your motorcycle and fight enemies with your chainsaw o por running them over. But the best part of the game besides the fighting is the mini games, also known as Bloodbath Challenges. These Bloodbath Challenges are hosted por the one and only Black Baron, a pimp who shows tu how the challenges work, as he is used as a demonstration por his… “Assistant”, Mathilda, who ends up killing The Black Baron to mostrar tu how the challenge works, yet he somehow ends up coming later, perfectly fine, just in time to mostrar tu the siguiente Bloodbath Challenge before he’s killed again. These challenges are pretty fun. The goal is to kill a certain number of enemies in a certain way before time runs out. For example, the most well known one, Man Dart, has tu tortazo enemies with a baseball bat and send them flying into a giant dartboard. These mini games are so brutal and I amor them.



However, as much as I amor the over the parte superior, arriba action of the game, it’s not perfect. There isn’t much variety besides that, I’m afraid. It’s fun, but I can definitely see people getting bored within a few hours. And then there’s the infamous Mad castillo level, the level that is glitched to where tu cannot dodge the enemies attacks within a quicktime event, and tu will either get hurt o even get killed. This is proven when tu fight Death Blade, a grim reaper on roller skates, whose scythe kills tu in one hit. One goddamn hit. And the boss of the level, the Shamans, cannot be dodged. Trust me, I’ve tried. Just wail on them and pray tu kill them before they kill you. It’s easy as long as tu had enough lives saved up, but that may not be so thanks to Death Blade. Speaking of the bosses, there are thankfully más good ones than bad ones. But the bad ones really show. Little Eddie is a giant monster and does the first boss role well. Not a great boss, but he works. Jude the Dude is a cowboy that skates on rails, and is a pretty fun boss, even if he fights from a distance. Frederick von Twirlenkiller is a German soldier that creates tornados and is truly the first great boss tu fight in this game. Rinrin is a much más deadly version of Chun-li and manages to be a pretty fun boss to fight. Shogun Kokushimusou is a shogun and, while not a bad fight, I remembered the scenery, a burning dojo, más than the boss. Yokozuna is a sumo that survives being impaled several times and takes being shot into a volcán to kill. It’s insane and I amor it. The Shamans are hombres lobo and obviously suck. Frank is a Frankenstein monster and sucks even más with his healing and bullshit attacks. Elise is a vampire and the best boss in the Mad castillo area. Kojack is an evil version of Jack and is más fun because tu get to fight him on your motorcycle. The Masters are just two jedis. They have lightsabers, and mover tu with the will of their minds. Martin is just boring, and yes, an alien in a giant robot is boring. Not fun and not annoying. Just boring. But the final boss, that is where the game gets really good.



~Ending~

~SPOILERS AHEAD~

So, as it turns out, the man in charge of the event works for a pharmaceutical company known as Springvale that helped the Organizers create Deathwatch, as a way to help sell the vaccine, after they also created the virus. So, in order for Jack to get to the man in charge, he must defeat the final boss and champion of Death Watch. At first, I thought the leader of the Organizers was the final boss and champion, but as it turns out, the final boss was hiding under our noses the whole time… And it was The Black Baron all along… Yeah, the Black Baron was the final boss. And thank god, for once on this series, I get to talk about a game with a good final boss. And The Black Baron isn’t just a good final boss, but the best boss in the entire game. tu have no weapons in this fight. Just your fists and your endurance. tu have to fight The Black Baron as he throws punches at tu and with his “assistant” trying to fight tu as well. However, during the fight, the geishas that Jack saved in the Asia Town level come to give him health if he needs it. After tu manage to knock The Black Baron’s health down por half, things suddenly change. The Black Baron is más pissed and isn’t screwing around anymore, and even the background música changes. This time, The Black Baron has faster and más aggressive attacks, and can even create one hit kill vortexes (But their easy to avoid, so it isn’t cheap). After tu manage to defeat The Black Baron, Jack pimp slaps him a few times, followed por smashing him into the dart board for the final time. Jack kills the leader of the Organizers and creator of the virus, and then leaves the city as the DeathWatch champion as the credits roll, and tu get to hear the announcers, Howard “Buckshot” Holmes and Kreese Kreeley voiced por Greg Proops of Whose Line is it Anyway and John DiMaggio as Bender from futurama and Jake from Adventure Time. (By the way, these two are hilarious in this game. I recommend buying it just to hear them).



~Legacy~

Madworld is a game that was fondly remembered…. No, that’s a lie. Not many people bought this game, and those who did hear of it hated the game for it’s violent content being on a console like the Wii. The National Institution of Media and Family were disappointed in nintendo for allowing the game to be put onto their console in the first place, while Germany banned the game altogether. However, for some reason, Madworld was able to be successful enough to get released in Australia in a combo pack titled Welcome to Violence, which, along with Madworld, came with House of the Dead: Overkill and The Conduit. Madworld was even able to get a sequel, titled Anarchy Reigns. It too wasn’t that popular, so maybe I’ll review that game too in the upcoming future.

~Verdict~

Madworld was a game that had style, and managed to be entertaining from start to end, despite its limitations. I can understand many people being bored quickly, but I for one, amor this game. It had a unique art style to it, amazing over-the-top gameplay, a rather catchy rap soundtrack (And I don’t even like rap, so let that mostrar how good it is), and some of the best comedy I’ve heard from two faceless characters that aren’t even important to the story. If tu want a game for the Wii that doesn’t feel incredibly dull o a cash grab, than I ask tu to give Madworld a try. Madworld gets the ranking of Excavation Worthy. Goodbye.
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Applejack: They must really be enjoyin' that music.
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Stand: One Vision
Appearance: A green phantom with a single eye on it’s face, and dozens of hands hidden underneath it’s cloak, all of them having eyes on their palms
Abilities: The Stand is able to beat down it’s enemies with it’s several hands, all but two hidden under its cloak. The Stand can drag enemies into a script the user has touched, and once inside, the Stand user is able to write whatever they want to harm the enemy within the script. The Stand is also able to see through the eyes of a target who they have met once.
Power - C
Speed - B
Range - A
Durability - B
Precision - D
Potential...
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I gotta admit, as much as I amor zombie movies, games, and shows…. There’s so damn many. Everywhere I look, there’s always a new zombie movie, a new zombie game, and new episode of The Walking Dead, o a new episode of its spin-off, Fear the Walking Dead. And there everywhere. Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, día of the Dead, Dead Alive, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Snow, Dance of the Dead, Diary of the Dead, City of the Living Dead, Juan of the Dead, Flight of the Dead, Telltale’s The Walking Dead, Left 4 Dead, Dead Island, Dead Space, Left 4 Dead, House of the Dead, pretty much...
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Hello, I’m Cthulhu. Some of tu may know me as an evil elder god who controls the minds of people and turns them into my slaves, but I am actually an evil elder god who controls the minds of people and turns them into my slaves who has the solution for America. Every year, it’s the same thing. tu vote for some cheap politician who does nothing but lie as he sits in the White House, taking all your tax dollars. But, as an elder god, I have no need for money. I’m immortal, so I have all the time in the world to not worry about finances. I want to do what is best. I want to put an end to...
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TROY: I'm mr WHAT'S IT TOO YEAH.

ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.

TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.

ME: No it wasn't.

TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.

ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.

TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.

ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.

TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.

ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.

TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.

ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.

TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..

TROY: Remember Eminem?

ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?

TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.

ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.

TROY: No problem.




He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..
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Narrator: Life in Sparta is very harse. Each baby is inspected, and if they are unfit in anyway they are dispposed of... tu know, Killed. From the time we can stand, we are trained in to the art of combat. and than at age seven we are taken to a place that teaches us NOTHING but violence. In order to make the finest soldiers known to man. Why do we do this?
IS THAT tu BUSINESS!?
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Oh dear god, I have never watched an anime that has messed with my sanity más then Corpse Party. (Warning, some spoilers)
Corpse Party was a game that was released for the PSP, yet was created back in 1994. It still stands as one of the greatest pixilated horror games of all time. So great, in fact, that it got its own anime. Kinda like Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, and Kirby. Anyway, this anime only lasted for four episodes. However, those four episodes are enough to fuck with your sanity más then an asylum having a field day.
So the first episode starts with some harmless ghost stores. sadly,...
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Sean: *Rings his campana as he pulls five passenger cars towards a railroad crossing*
Johnny: *Leaning on his Plymouth* This sounds a cool song for a car chase.
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Parker: Welcome back ladies, and gentlemen. I am Parker from The Nut House, and now it's time for our back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House....
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Hello, and welcome to the first review of Cultober, a series where I spend the entirety of October talking about cult movies, new and old. And today, we’ll be talking about the 1957 monster classic, I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Not reviewed highly my critics at the time of its release, it did gang a fandom and had a cultural impact, being referenced in several tv shows like Spongebob and appearing in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was also the first movie of it’s kind to put teenagers in danger of the monster, which was unheard of at the time. So, let’s talk about what makes...
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~Part 2: Mack the Knife~

*Mikey looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. A black vest with barely visible red lines, atop a white uniform. Seeing himself in such a suit, one he had no intentions of using, was enough to make him feel más defeated than he did just the night before. He kept his gaze on the mirror, before his eyes fell down in a sort of somber silence, before the door opened, with Mambo leaning against the door, stirring a glass of bourbon, the ice clinking against the glass as Mambo took a slow drink, before looking up, giving a satisfying sigh)
Mambo: Kentucky brand. Perfect....
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Well, here we are. The first update of the year, I think. Gun laws have become a huge event this year, Mark Zuckerberg is actually a horrible person, and Jimmy Kimmel still sucks. Well, what better time to make an update than now. Hello, and greetings everyone. It’s that time again where I can start up another update on what’s going on for the website. So, first off, for the two of tu that care, the Scarlet mariposa series is going to be a series that will be in the work. I just need to think of the outcomes of the readers choices and see what happens from there. I do plan on working...
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