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Phil pescado - Cancelled Fez 2, told others to kill themselves, says your game is better than all other games, and all Japanese games suck. I’d blow up his Twitter page if he didn’t borrar it.
Anita Sarkeesian - Attacks games as being sexist for no reason. The female Hitler
Zoe Quinn - Lies about her popularity and wants to censor internet. Literally fucked her way to the top
CNN - Says all anime is child porn
zorro, fox News - FUCKING EVERYTHING
The Fine Brothers - Copyright all reaction videos, and trying to hide it
EA - Microtransaction, closed Maxius, and estrella Wars: Battlefront
Activision - Call of Duty twice a year, hiding Call of Duty 4 Remastered behind paywall
Ubisoft - Assassin’s Creed: Unity
Capcom - DLC
Konami - Silent Hills Cancellation, firing Kojima, creating Pachinko machines of Castlevania and Silent Hill, and literally everything about them
Rajan Zed - Attacking Persona as being hateful towards religion
Jaden Smith - Thinks education and brain washing and believes himself as a prophet
Willow Smith - Whip My fucking Hair
Taylor rápido, swift - Anger with ex-boyfriends and attacks those who makes jokes
Miley Cyrus - Twerking craze and makes me want to hang myself
Nicki Minaj - Physically makes me ill when watching Anaconda o Stupid Ho
Lindsay Lohan - más cocaine than Scarface
Justin Bieber - Autotuned, rude behaving, arrogant prick
Chris Brown - Beats women… won’t make a joke about that
Kanye West - The supposed segundo coming of Jesus
Steven Anderson - Crazed cultist who believes France deserved to be attacked por terrorists, and metal fans should die
Matthew Hagee - Says that outlawing video games will stop all violence. Even ISIS
Westboro Baptist Church - más hated than KKK, which is hard to believe
Nuclear Hellfrost - Desecrated the grave of Pantera member, Dimebag Darrell
dulces Crush - Tried to copyright the word “candy”... No, I’m serious. This happened
SOPA - Wanted to censor the internet like a bunch of pussies
Pat Robertson - Believes that murder in video games is as bad as murder in real life, which, yes, it IS fucking stupid
Ouya Creators - The biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Coleco Chameleon Creators - No, THESE are the biggest bunch of scam artists in the industry
Joe Biden - Wants to tax violent video games. Might as well tax air. o don’t, cause, like taxing video games, that’s a fucking stupid idea
ZilianOP - Fakes being a victim for money
PETA - Says that animal violence is wrong, but instead of doing something about it, they attack things like Super Mario, Pokemon Black and White, and Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
Ralph Nader - Video games rape children. Again, this is fucking stupid
Southington, Connecticut - Wants to burn and destroy video games, Nazi Book Burning style
google - FUCKING GOOGLE+
Twitter - Having a different opinion is offensive, making Twitter a little whiny perra of a social website
facebook - Where total stranger will be your friend, shit all over your muro with crap tu don’t care about, and be a cesspool for white kids who try so hard to be black, that they are más white than a 50s sitcom
youtube - Gaming channels, vines, those fucking pranks, those fucking reactions to pranks, those fucking reactions to reactions of pranks, and maybe some actual talent that will always go unnoticed because there isn’t enough Pewdiepie, and the comentarios is basically Mad Max
Tumblr - Feminazis fucking EVERYWHERE
Instagram - If tu post constant selfies, maybe tu can amor yourself… No… tu won’t
Reddit - A huge foros of people who think memes are comedy gold
4Chan - Fucking Anarchy
Wal-Mart - Proof that slavery is still a thing
McDonalds - That shit is not food
Comcast - The customer service sucks más dick than a back alley hooker
SeaWorld - Yeah, try covering up an employee's death. That’s not fucking corrupt at all
Chipotle - E.Coli is why I eat at home
Tom Six - Human Fucking Centipede
M Night Shyamalan -The Last Fucking Airbender
Uwe Boll - Alone in the Fucking Dark, House of the Fucking Dead, Far Fucking Cry, Po-Fucking-Stal, Blood-Fucking-Rayne- Fuck it! All of his goddamn movies
Michael bahía - EVERY! SINGLE! FUCKING! transformers MOVIE! The Ninja Turtles movie sucked too! Purge 2 was okay
Hitler - He’s a psychotic dictator. And his moustache looks fucking stupid
Keemstar - The zorro, fox News of Youtube. That is not a good thing to be compared to
Roosh TV - Who in the flying fuck would support rape?!
Nicole Arbor - I haven’t seen support for fat people like that since the Hitler’s amor for the jews
PrankInvasion - FUCK YOU! FUCK YOUR SHITTY PRANKS! FUCK HAVING TO PAY TO LEARN SHITTY PRANKS!
Sam Pepper - Pretending to kill someone in front of their best friend and traumatizing them is not funny. tu fuck! And tu make fucking prank videos. What are tu doing with your life?
Black Eyed Peas - Autotuned music
Insane Clown Posse - An ego bigger than Jupiter
Limp Bizkit - Douchebags to everyone
FNAF fans - No, I don’t give a shit about your ship fic. And no, I don’t jerk it to a robot with the body of a dead child inside. That’s fucked up
Bronies - No, I don’t jerk it to horses, and no, I don’t give a shit who the best poni, pony is.
Undertale fans - No, I don’t jerk it to skeletons-
Sonic fans - No, I don’t jerk it to hedgeh-
minecraft - No, I don’t jerk-
Steven Universe fans - No, I don’t-
Pokemon fans - No, I-
anime fans - No-
Social Justice Warriors - Fuck! You!
People Who perra and Complain About People and Things They Hate - ….. Wait a minute
Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...
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We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, o just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this mostrar called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...
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(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of amor for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the estrella Wars prequels were made around this time, tu can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a fan of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a fan of Harry Potter… the libros anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great libros that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, tu wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the autor states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Now, if tu know me, tu know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favoritos would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made por TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit fan based parody. Sonic X is owned por 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did tu hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There tu are, tu fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... tu hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill tu all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving minutos Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when tu write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at por his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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(I'd like to thank Canada24 for this recommendation)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's just a joke. Just a Joke. JUST A FUCKING JOKE!!! Today's fanfic is Just a Joke.
Now, this is a Smosh fanfic. Now, I enjoy Smosh. It is a very funny internet series and I really enjoy it. But.... We get Just a Joke. From every chapter, I was fucking sick to my stomach.
So, this is a sjipfic of Ian and Anthony. And, it is not just sickening, but it is fucking boring. When the story isn't making tu vomit, its making tu fall to sleep. And, this is one of the stories I really didn't want to finish....
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Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And por treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a cartucho lying on the mesa, tabla written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, dicho Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Yet another fanfic about a mostrar I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A mostrar in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the mostrar named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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What do tu get when tu take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... tu get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from lectura that título that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off por saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the mostrar a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the mostrar is, o who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this mostrar yet. Anyway, the fanfic...
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Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. tu know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with tu all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...
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hola THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS mostrar NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS mostrar IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS mostrar IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of tu with the flu who think tu got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, tu know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some misceláneo Pokemon in the césped, hierba o something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, tu looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at tu like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge tu to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Komoli: Hey, tu want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as tu play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can tu help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need tu to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: tu can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than tu who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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