So, tu all know that,by this point, I review fanfiction and basically anything on the internet. However, there are things that I can not review. Mainly because, everyone knows it, o I just don’t have the ability to review it. So, to make sure no one tells me what to review, here are the things I will never review, ever.
#5: Equestria After Dark - Now, Equestria After Dark is basically a website that is dedicated to My Little poni, pony porn. This sort of stuff would normally get noticed por me. Well, it was, but, I really won’t be reviewing it. The reason is because it has every single clop comic strip, fanfiction, and pron game that I have already reviewed. Not to mention, we all know how any sort of porn MLP related goes. I’d just be going in circles por that point. So, I will not review it, because, I do not want to be repetitive.
#4: Mega leche Meme - Now, I do remember saying that I would review this in my Tiny Boobs, Giant Tits History manga review, but, tu see… there really isn’t much to say about this. It’s just some perverted girl holding her breasts while making an unsettling face. There really isn’t anything left to say, I’m afraid. I know I promised, but, sorry guys, I really suck at keeping promises.
#3: 2 Girls, 1 Cup - Everyone knows it por this point, and I’d just sound redundant. Moving on
#2: caricaturas on TV - I have already done these a few times… and I honestly regret doing these. I did nothing más than sound just like other reviewers who do a much better job at reviewing cartoons. I have reviewed a lot of My Little poni, pony episodes, even after hundreds of people have done it before me. So, yeah, I won’t be making anymore cartoon reviews. I’ll leave that to the professionals.
#1: Hentai - What can really be said… it’s cartoon porn. Seriously, what más do tu need. It is just a bunch of people who animate on a computer, only to create cartoon porn. It’s nothing new, and it’s definitely nothing great. It is just… that. So, yeah, I will never review Hentai for as long as I am a critic.
So, yeah, these things I will never review. Sure, it may have SOME potential to review, but, not from me. Sorry. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
#5: Equestria After Dark - Now, Equestria After Dark is basically a website that is dedicated to My Little poni, pony porn. This sort of stuff would normally get noticed por me. Well, it was, but, I really won’t be reviewing it. The reason is because it has every single clop comic strip, fanfiction, and pron game that I have already reviewed. Not to mention, we all know how any sort of porn MLP related goes. I’d just be going in circles por that point. So, I will not review it, because, I do not want to be repetitive.
#4: Mega leche Meme - Now, I do remember saying that I would review this in my Tiny Boobs, Giant Tits History manga review, but, tu see… there really isn’t much to say about this. It’s just some perverted girl holding her breasts while making an unsettling face. There really isn’t anything left to say, I’m afraid. I know I promised, but, sorry guys, I really suck at keeping promises.
#3: 2 Girls, 1 Cup - Everyone knows it por this point, and I’d just sound redundant. Moving on
#2: caricaturas on TV - I have already done these a few times… and I honestly regret doing these. I did nothing más than sound just like other reviewers who do a much better job at reviewing cartoons. I have reviewed a lot of My Little poni, pony episodes, even after hundreds of people have done it before me. So, yeah, I won’t be making anymore cartoon reviews. I’ll leave that to the professionals.
#1: Hentai - What can really be said… it’s cartoon porn. Seriously, what más do tu need. It is just a bunch of people who animate on a computer, only to create cartoon porn. It’s nothing new, and it’s definitely nothing great. It is just… that. So, yeah, I will never review Hentai for as long as I am a critic.
So, yeah, these things I will never review. Sure, it may have SOME potential to review, but, not from me. Sorry. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
You must stare at this for 20 segundos before continuing the fan fiction
Song: link
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
The circulo, círculo comes in from the right, followed por WindWakerGuy430. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The fan fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A windwakerguy430 fan Fiction
Guy
Ponies: *Getting off the bus*
Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog
Guy, Harrison, and Tate
Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom...
#20: Joe Ball’s World
Here’s a lost game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 por the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto youtube mysteriously one day. This gameplay...
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Here’s a lost game coming from a Spanish company, Extreme Soft. The game was created back in 1994 por the company, but for some mysterious reason, Joe Ball’s World was lost. Now, for some reason, people have speculated that this game is a reference to the real life Joe Ball, a real nice guy, most known for his nickname, The Butcher of Elmendorf and killing around two to twenty people. Now, why would a company want to name their game after an infamous serial killer, I do not know. And then, the gameplay footage came onto youtube mysteriously one day. This gameplay...
Art by AquaMarine
I’m gonna be honest with tu people, I have never seen the original The Hills Have Eyes, but from what I have heard, the budget was far less than the remake, and the original didn’t have modern día special effects o camera work to be a well known classic amongst horror movies. So, naturally, the remake wouldn’t be too hard to be good, o at the least scary…. And yeah… It’s pretty messed up alright. Well, let’s stop stalling at get to the 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes
The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...
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The movie follows a small family travelling from Cleveland Ohio to San Diego California. The family...
So, we all know the popular urban legends. From the original stories of BigFoot, to más modern legends such as the Slender Man. But, there aren't just original monsters in the world of Urban Legends. They're are also urban legends about video games. And thanks to the internet, it has made the legends even más well known. So, I will go ahead and tell tu all the urban legends that I enjoyed. Note: These are theories that are creepy, disturbing, and just plane messed up. Do not blame me if your childhood is ruined.
#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...
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Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy
#15: Specters of Shiverburn Galaxy from Super...
Art by Alinah_09
So, after watching the 1992 Dracula movie, I couldn’t wait to get started on a new Dracula movie. That was when I saw this one produced por Dimension, the same people that did From Dusk Till Dawn, another vampire movie that I have some good feelings for, so I decided to give this siguiente movie a try…. Let’s just say that we had to get to a bad movie this mes eventually. And boy, did this movie manage to do just that. The movie in pregunta is known as Dracula 2000. Yes, that is actually the name they went with.
So, before I get started with this crap, I just want to point something...
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So, before I get started with this crap, I just want to point something...
