So, tu all know that,by this point, I review fanfiction and basically anything on the internet. However, there are things that I can not review. Mainly because, everyone knows it, o I just don’t have the ability to review it. So, to make sure no one tells me what to review, here are the things I will never review, ever.
#5: Equestria After Dark - Now, Equestria After Dark is basically a website that is dedicated to My Little poni, pony porn. This sort of stuff would normally get noticed por me. Well, it was, but, I really won’t be reviewing it. The reason is because it has every single clop comic strip, fanfiction, and pron game that I have already reviewed. Not to mention, we all know how any sort of porn MLP related goes. I’d just be going in circles por that point. So, I will not review it, because, I do not want to be repetitive.
#4: Mega leche Meme - Now, I do remember saying that I would review this in my Tiny Boobs, Giant Tits History manga review, but, tu see… there really isn’t much to say about this. It’s just some perverted girl holding her breasts while making an unsettling face. There really isn’t anything left to say, I’m afraid. I know I promised, but, sorry guys, I really suck at keeping promises.
#3: 2 Girls, 1 Cup - Everyone knows it por this point, and I’d just sound redundant. Moving on
#2: caricaturas on TV - I have already done these a few times… and I honestly regret doing these. I did nothing más than sound just like other reviewers who do a much better job at reviewing cartoons. I have reviewed a lot of My Little poni, pony episodes, even after hundreds of people have done it before me. So, yeah, I won’t be making anymore cartoon reviews. I’ll leave that to the professionals.
#1: Hentai - What can really be said… it’s cartoon porn. Seriously, what más do tu need. It is just a bunch of people who animate on a computer, only to create cartoon porn. It’s nothing new, and it’s definitely nothing great. It is just… that. So, yeah, I will never review Hentai for as long as I am a critic.
So, yeah, these things I will never review. Sure, it may have SOME potential to review, but, not from me. Sorry. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
#5: Equestria After Dark - Now, Equestria After Dark is basically a website that is dedicated to My Little poni, pony porn. This sort of stuff would normally get noticed por me. Well, it was, but, I really won’t be reviewing it. The reason is because it has every single clop comic strip, fanfiction, and pron game that I have already reviewed. Not to mention, we all know how any sort of porn MLP related goes. I’d just be going in circles por that point. So, I will not review it, because, I do not want to be repetitive.
#4: Mega leche Meme - Now, I do remember saying that I would review this in my Tiny Boobs, Giant Tits History manga review, but, tu see… there really isn’t much to say about this. It’s just some perverted girl holding her breasts while making an unsettling face. There really isn’t anything left to say, I’m afraid. I know I promised, but, sorry guys, I really suck at keeping promises.
#3: 2 Girls, 1 Cup - Everyone knows it por this point, and I’d just sound redundant. Moving on
#2: caricaturas on TV - I have already done these a few times… and I honestly regret doing these. I did nothing más than sound just like other reviewers who do a much better job at reviewing cartoons. I have reviewed a lot of My Little poni, pony episodes, even after hundreds of people have done it before me. So, yeah, I won’t be making anymore cartoon reviews. I’ll leave that to the professionals.
#1: Hentai - What can really be said… it’s cartoon porn. Seriously, what más do tu need. It is just a bunch of people who animate on a computer, only to create cartoon porn. It’s nothing new, and it’s definitely nothing great. It is just… that. So, yeah, I will never review Hentai for as long as I am a critic.
So, yeah, these things I will never review. Sure, it may have SOME potential to review, but, not from me. Sorry. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
Now, after I did a lista for annoying Zelda characters, I noticed something. There are a lot of creepy Zelda characters. And, when I say creepy, I mean REALLY creepy. Now, this is my opinion, so, I may have a different idea of what’s creepy than you. So, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the lista because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After tu see Zelda run out of Hyrule castillo Town, tu are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if tu go to the alley that is opposite...
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Dying Guard
#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the lista because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After tu see Zelda run out of Hyrule castillo Town, tu are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if tu go to the alley that is opposite...
Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell tu all what my favorito! Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list
#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the lista then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great por today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...
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The Eagle
#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the lista then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great por today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...
So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my favorito! Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to parte superior, arriba all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned por Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches castillo to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...
