Afried that's all I got for episode one.. But too keep tu guys into it. I'll post episode 2 into the same article.. But till then, here's a collection a "Best of 'my' Merle" because he won't appear in the siguiente epiode, and I won't be making any other ones..

T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)

Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! tu DID THAT ON PORPOSE!

T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)

Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill tu man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorito! downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all amor Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!

T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)

Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot tu see at taco campana at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...

Rick: The governer want Michonne. I see no other choice.

Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.

Daryl: (leaves the group to registrarse his brother) Just promise to be for me.

Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.

BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!

Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).

Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!

Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!

Merle: I'll! mostrar you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the parte superior, arriba of the head)

Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to metallica while doing sit ups!

Governer: (speaking to people of Woodberry) Alright. Lesson up.

Merle: (screaming) LESSON UP CATS!

Governer: The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them.

Merle: Harder than them guys!

Governer: tu know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass.

Merle: The man wears an eye patch!

Governer: But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn into a zombie.

Merle: Yea- Wait what!?

Governer: Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!

Villagers: Yeah! Hard!

Governer: Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!

Merle: HARD!

Governer: We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!

Villagers: YEAH! HARD!

Governer: Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!

Villagers: GAY PORN HARRRRRD!