Afried that's all I got for episode one.. But too keep tu guys into it. I'll post episode 2 into the same article.. But till then, here's a collection a "Best of 'my' Merle" because he won't appear in the siguiente epiode, and I won't be making any other ones..
T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! tu DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill tu man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorito! downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all amor Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot tu see at taco campana at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
Rick: The governer want Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.
Daryl: (leaves the group to registrarse his brother) Just promise to be for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!
Merle: I'll! mostrar you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the parte superior, arriba of the head)
Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to metallica while doing sit ups!
Governer: (speaking to people of Woodberry) Alright. Lesson up.
Merle: (screaming) LESSON UP CATS!
Governer: The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them.
Merle: Harder than them guys!
Governer: tu know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass.
Merle: The man wears an eye patch!
Governer: But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn into a zombie.
Merle: Yea- Wait what!?
Governer: Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!
Villagers: Yeah! Hard!
Governer: Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!
Merle: HARD!
Governer: We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!
Villagers: YEAH! HARD!
Governer: Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!
Villagers: GAY PORN HARRRRRD!
T Dog: (Accidently drops the keys)
Merle: MOTHER FUCKER! tu DID THAT ON PORPOSE!
T Dog: I'. Sorry! (starts running off)
Merle: Get back here! I'm gonna kill tu man!.. I'm not going to lie down for some frat boy bastard with his damn henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorito! downloaded Simpson episodes every night! Yes, we all amor Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE!
T Dog: (leaves, but locks the door to the roof)
Merle: (still talking) That is exactly the kind of idiot tu see at taco campana at one in the morning... the guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder. If he wants to throw hands, I'll throw hands! I tell you...
Rick: The governer want Michonne. I see no other choice.
Merle: I respect your duty as a cop.. I use to be one myself... Well.. Sort of... But I had a gun.
Daryl: (leaves the group to registrarse his brother) Just promise to be for me.
Merle: Come on brother. Have I ever NOT been there for.
BEFORE THE OUTBREAK:
Daryl: (seen driving)
Merle: (in front passenger seat)
Theif: (appears out of nowhere, pointing gun at Daryl) HANDS UP FUCKER!.. Scream and your dead!
Merle: (to Daryl) Thanks for the drive stranger.. (cowardly gets out and runs for it).
Merle: (grabs huge wrench while torturing Glenn) Its not even the biggest TOOL in the room.. (violently swings it) Batter up! (it breaks one of Glenn's legs as Glenn screams in pain) Quite whining! Mama's not here! I'M your mama now!
Glenn: Dude! That's wrong in SO many levels!
Merle: I'll! mostrar you! My (punches Daryl) LOYALTY!.. Is too this town! (starts beating Daryl) FACEBUMB! (jumps up with a fist, and hits Daryl on the parte superior, arriba of the head)
Merle: (after assulting T Dog) Yeah!.. LESSON UP CATS! I'm in charge now mother fuckers! Let's have some fun... Let's lesson to metallica while doing sit ups!
Governer: (speaking to people of Woodberry) Alright. Lesson up.
Merle: (screaming) LESSON UP CATS!
Governer: The terriests are tough.. But we gotta fight harder than them.
Merle: Harder than them guys!
Governer: tu know what's hard. Being stabbed in the eye with a piece of glass.
Merle: The man wears an eye patch!
Governer: But still not as hard as seeing my daughter turn into a zombie.
Merle: Yea- Wait what!?
Governer: Dosen't matter.. Let's just beat our enemy HARD!
Villagers: Yeah! Hard!
Governer: Crashing the gates! Blowing shit up! HARD!
Merle: HARD!
Governer: We gotta be triceps, biceps, arceps, hard!
Villagers: YEAH! HARD!
Governer: Greek. Underground, gay porn hard!
Villagers: GAY PORN HARRRRRD!
Conglaturation, everyone, Due to finally coming over to my club and abandoning all your religions and morality to do so, we have finally reached 1000 artículos on this entire club. I appreciate the dedication tu all put into this club and all the effort that goes into it. tu guys are what keeps this club from ending up like that silly MLP club- Cold and dead. So, I just want to say that, this isn't just a conglaturation to me. No, this is a conglaturation to everyone who publicado artículos and conglaturation to everyone who keeps this club alive with forums, videos, images, polls, questions, links, quizzes, (NOT WIKIS), and comentarios on the wall. tu guys are great. Thank you. Now let's increase our sweatshop levels of hard work so we can created another 1000. I look adelante, hacia adelante to it
TROY: I'm mr WHAT'S IT TOO YEAH.
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..
ME: Oh yeah.. I remember that from spongebob.
TROY: No. No.. It was family guy.
ME: No it wasn't.
TROY; Yeah.. Remember. Family guy is the underwater one.
ME: (catches on) Oh right... Spongebob was the one with Quaqmire.
TROY: Yeah.. And remember South Park.
ME: Oh yes. With the talking bears... and Barinsteen bears is with the fat kid.
TROY: Oh yeah. And the Jew with the green hat.
ME: I don't get why Barinsteen bears is rated G.. It's so much swearing.
TROY; Yeah.. And remember walking dead.
ME: Yeah. The one with all the chemicals.. And the guy from Malcolm in the middle.
TROY: Yeah. The Reese character..
TROY: Remember Eminem?
ME; Oh yeah.. He's the black one right?
TROY: Yeah. And Dr Dre is the white one.
ME: Thanks for clearing that all up.
TROY: No problem.
He dosen't know I'm a brony.
So I never mentioned MLP..