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#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..


#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.


#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe tu can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..


#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
tu have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!


#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?


#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
added by AnxiousSoul
Source: scotch-egg.JPG
Hello there, misceláneo people of this bitchy site, Fanpop, (for shits and giggles that was a joke, idiot.) I am here to present tu my parte superior, arriba 5 undertale characters!

Well, I've gotten into the Undertale fandom about a mes hace and I've liked a few characters and... just... yeah, it was a pretty cool game... so, here are a few shits before i start with the list.

And no, Sans o Papyrus isn't gonna be on this list, goddamnit.

There are no minibosses o bosses in this list, I might make a separate lista for some shit like that.

And this is opinion based, your mother taught tu how to respect people's opinions,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell tu my favorito! yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a misceláneo emoji por dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The misceláneo emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her amor handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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Behold, the segundo installment of the tortuga emparedado, sándwich de series! This time, it's Surrogates! It's a little shorter than what I want to be the norm, but it's here, which is better than I did last week. But that's aside from the point. Remember to leave suggestions in the comments! Hope tu enjoy! :)
I amor skirts and dresses. They are so pretty. Every woman walks down looking good in them no matter who they are. I could wear any of those dresses and skirts that anyone from kim Kardashian wears to the falda that older women wear across the street. I would wear one on a daily basis but there is a problem I'm a man.

Men can only wear trousers and shorts, if anyone sees a man in a falda o a dress it is considered wierd o stupid. But is it? A encuesta i took on this club of 20 people, 75% dicho yes to say that men should wear womens clothes and still be men and I am one of them.

Most people would...
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posted by darange
what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and más amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, o even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, o if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would tu do? would tu say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? o are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would tu do in the end of the world? opinions?
 Emma Hewitt
Emma Hewitt
So I decided to compile a lista of my parte superior, arriba 100 songs and a few honorable mentions. I'll probably provide enlaces to the reasons why the songs are placed where they are in the comentarios once I finish typing that up.

Honorable Mentions: fantasía (Dye), Never Say No To Aldo Raynes (Shoot The Girl First), My Girl (Bermuda Lovers) and Laid (James)
100. Still Remember tu (Emma Hewitt)
99. Jewel Of Abilene (Grey DeLisle)
98. Alice (Cocteau Twins)
97. Me Against The música (Madonna & Britney Spears)
96. Take Me Away (Kosmonova)
95. Take Me Away (Fefe Dobson)
94. Rx (MXMS)
93. Summer Rain (Slinkee Minx0
92. Boys...
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posted by Dreamtime
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What’s not to like about walking? It’s free. It’s easy to do, and it’s easy on the joints. And there’s no pregunta that walking is good for you. Walking is an aerobic exercise; a universidad of Tennessee study found that women who walked had less body fat than those who didn’t walk. It also lowers the risk of blood clots, since the becerro acts as a venous pump, contracting and pumping blood from the feet and legs back to the heart, reducing the load on the heart. Walking is good for tu in other ways as well.


1. Walking improves circulation. It also wards off corazón disease,...
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posted by PeacefulCritic
Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline o Coraline whichever one tu prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...
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posted by slenderman777
I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if tu drive down this road on a día were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then tu might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is dicho to be easy to recognize cause if its summer o winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones tu can find in the stores. according to the story,if tu drive up along side her and roll down the window...
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As tu have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose tu can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
posted by Dreamtime
when tu feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and tu lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and tu find tu always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if tu turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if tu need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and tu will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each día that tu cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...
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posted by Dreamtime
tu make good friends on fanpop but unfortunately some just leave because they got bored of it!!!
~
well, let me tell tu something
did tu forget about the good times we spent?
...
i don't care if tu get online even for 10 minutos just don't disappear forever
....
is that too much to ask?
~
don't give me excuses about being busy
everybody gets busy man, it won't kill tu to find free time for your friends?
it really sucks to be friends with someone for a long time
then they stop caring...

don't be that person.
(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing más than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 año old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring tu to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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