welcome to my corazón

added by buyangaa

this is a great song that is sung por mongolian singer Naran

video

música

Dream-On and semanto like this

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posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped por terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds estola it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket estola it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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misceláneo people

added by shiriny

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25 misceláneo "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. tu will never find anybody who can give tu a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell tu that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling tu that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed por the federal government is entertainment.
5. tu should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests tu think she's pregnant unless tu can see an...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With tu XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have tu been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this asiento empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do tu do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hola baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF tu DON'T PASS THIS ON tu DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All día long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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xXx The Rules Of amor xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

kiss On The Lips-I amor You
kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
kiss On The Nose-Laughter
kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
kiss On The Neck-I Want You
kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I lost tu

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My parte superior, arriba 20 favorito! animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there música videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I amor them más then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I amor these two they start out hating each other then become close friends o maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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preguntas a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask o Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If tu Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would tu mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs tu and takes a little something off tu would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are tu sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If tu say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all tu want, not like I care if tu are o aren't...As long as tu don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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favorito! Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him o erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If tu want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go adelante, hacia adelante when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

Overlaping South America and Africa

added by edwardcarlisle

Source: didyoukno

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100 Rules Of A Gentleman

posted by NatalieSunshine

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the guitarra for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If tu get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...