Alexandra Burke Feat. Flo Rida - Bad Boys

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The 50 Best Things About being Single: For Girls

posted by milorox18

1. tu can do whatever tu damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. tu can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. tu can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. tu don't having to think about birth control, calendars o ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. tu can go out and flirt as much as your corazón desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet asiento issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

posted by BellaCullen96

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between tu and the people in front of tu while waiting in line.
Every time tu pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind tu in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let tu off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, o pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

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What Should I Write My articulo On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an artículos on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an articulo about reasons why tu should do pointe
1. tu get to be taller
2. tu can use them in self defense
3. tu can... what tu don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 hora Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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Think YOU're having a Bad Day?

posted by ShadowFlame

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done por a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the día of the...

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Cat Behavior Meanings

posted by soutarouful

Why does your cat lick your hair o face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys amor and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is mostrando affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? gatos have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking tu as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its pelaje, piel after being petted? Either the cat is getting...

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Everything in life happenes for a reason. Be strong. Never give up. And keep smiling.

posted by nikki5516

"Sometimes tu wanna give up cause tu dont think that tu can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, mover on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside tu hurts, tu just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when tu think tu had all tu can take, just stick up your head and know that tu will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...

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Princess Terror Ariel

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Abstract

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Unicorn fantasía

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Jack Dawson - Pimpin' Ain't Easy

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misceláneo Penguins

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emo cow

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20 things that can go wrong on Friday the 13

posted by Lightning98

1. tu fall down the stairs.

2. A árbol falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. tu eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. tu are making out with a person and then tu trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your almohada gets a face and bites tu head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate tu and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, tu get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that tu are going to die, then tu die.

11. When tu are dieing your crush says that...

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20 misceláneo things to do while bored.

posted by shelb18

1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying misceláneo things until u cry laughing
5. continue lectura this
6. Walk up to siblings and say misceláneo things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up arrendajo, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add misceláneo people as ur fans
20. read another forum.

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tu Know Your On fanpop Too Much When....

posted by LinaHarrow

Are tu addicted? Are tu a super fan? Are tu just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are tu on fanpop too much?

1. tu see something tu like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. tu start shipping people tu know o see.

3. tu hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. tu hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. tu hear something and tu want to comentario on it.

6. tu have great ideas of something tu should post on fanpop at completely misceláneo times of day.

7. tu get a new favorito! and HAVE to...

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What men say but really mean ...

posted by kitkat709477

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will tu marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no más maní, cacahuete butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and tu have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...

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5 incredibly misceláneo things to do {trust me....mwahahahahaha!}

posted by ky-chan

okay, on my 5 completely misceláneo things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as tu can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as tu can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend tu try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.

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LMAO, ROFL, and lol

posted by 3nala

3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}

{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."

{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...

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CHINESE HOROSCOPE -freakishly correct

posted by kitkat709477

Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT o IT WON'T WORK AND tu WILL WISH tu HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK tu OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT tu ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise tu WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. siguiente to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS tu WANT. ~ 3....