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posted by musicfanaticXD
When tu are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When tu are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When tu are dating..... He takes tu out to have a good time.
When tu are married ....He brings inicial a 6 pack, and says "What are tu going to drink?"

When tu are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When tu are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When tu are dating..... A Single cama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When tu are married ....A King size cama feels like an army cot.

When tu are dating..... tu are turned on at the sight of him naked....
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posted by jessicamc26
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time,
(Kyle + Stan) Friendly faces everwhere humble folks without temptation,
I'm goin' down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
(Cartman) Ample Parking día o Night, people spouting, "Howdy, Neighbor"
I'm headin' down to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
(Kenny) I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine. ______
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He was staring at a wall, más like me but I was invisible, o I thought I was. "*sigh* What is he doing?" being a common idiot I spoke too loud, hopefully he didn't hear me, but im hardly ever lucky so- "Ahhhh! wha- what was that?" he was franticly running around like he heard a ghost. "please shut up!" this startled the crap out of him so he tripped over the T.V. I didn't know what to do, he was going to call somebody. So I left a note, and walked out. "huh, what's this" he picked up the note and read it aloud, "'dear, weird yet understndable reader I am saying sorry for scaring the crap...
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posted by kk99aa
*ps: G.A.B= gang against bullying*


I ran into the elementary school.My P.D.B.D (personal daily bully detector )was beeping like crazy! "This must be the place!" I dicho as i entered the hallways of the school."I hope the rest of the gang comes." I muttered under my breath as I rounded the corner only for my P.D.B.D ring like crazy.My eyes widend as I saw the wrost case of bullying i have ever seen. The kid's underwear was in a texas wedgie and they were smoking.The bully was smiling and for a segundo i thought of the devil.I sighed a sigh of relief when the rest of the gang arrived."Stop...
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posted by Emoshinell
RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same preguntas
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down o else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know tu know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
o we take our time
So let's rush

I want tu to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush o we may not
I want tu to know this
I want tu to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush
I was born on a maní, cacahuete plantation 62 segundos before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", por Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis pato, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate dulce de azúcar, fudge cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, o eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the día I was born.
1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is dado to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask tu any preguntas tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick tu out...
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