Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
10. Tell a misceláneo person tu amor them
9. go up to a worker and ask them misceláneo questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a misceláneo bra and ask a worker how tu look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a misceláneo person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat comida before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them misceláneo questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a misceláneo bra and ask a worker how tu look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a misceláneo person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat comida before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS cuchillo AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do tu put that back?"
I had a lot of fun escritura these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do tu put that back?"
I had a lot of fun escritura these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the preguntas really loudly and if they try to tell tu to be quite say "shhh this is a test tu know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering misceláneo numbers to the person siguiente to tu and then when the teacher tells tu off say "They made me give them the respuestas o they dicho they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at tu say "What are tu lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have tu been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering misceláneo numbers to the person siguiente to tu and then when the teacher tells tu off say "They made me give them the respuestas o they dicho they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at tu say "What are tu lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have tu been spying on me and teling it everything!"