The Tenth Doctor is in my Textbook

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for comida
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason tu have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents por their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail tu out of jail and tell tu what tu did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin siguiente to tu sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen tu cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...