Funny Snapshot x)

For my friend.
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If tu climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a toro from the front, a horse from the rear o a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean tu have to offer it a place to sit down.

If tu find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart



Hilarious Ways to be annoying!















"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen comida doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps tu out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around navidad time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if tu can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

1. When tu get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend tu are deaf.

4. If he asks if tu knew how fast tu were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if tu can see his gun.

6. When he says tu aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him por his first name.

11. Pretend tu are gay and ask...

Some of the many things the dumb 21 faced bitches say in my class i am in año 8 yeah i dicho it año eight they act like deh 18 o sumtin most of dem will become prozies

1. oh look at us were so bad cuz we smoke weed..WTF
2. so did u kiss o snog kiss oh ur boringgg
3. rememba my so called friend gave blahblah a blow job she was serious she told me nt 2 tell bt im tellin EVRi 1
4. i amor tu i wanna be wid u 4 eva oh yh me 2 kiss kisssy... UR 12!!!
5 oh im gonna bang tu oh come guarida, den fight fight fight oh no i broke a nail oh did u im sorry friend yh 4eva bfff
7. i lost my virginty ooh yh she abused...

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if tu talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're friends with other guys.

But when you're sitting siguiente to us, and some misceláneo guy walks into the room
 and tu jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if tu sit there and talk to him for ten minutos without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...

It was on my correo electrónico and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and pistolas and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of cama and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the cama he gets on parte superior, arriba of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...