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Funny Snapshot x)

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misceláneo

funny

lol

makorra327, viktoriya773 and 10 others like this

KatiiCullen94 Hahahah!

xDark_Angelx Phil Dunphy of "Modern Family" thinks it's "Why the Face?" Adults sometimes just shouldn't text. XD

makorra327 If she only knew.....

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selena gomez

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Source: The Internet

My couson

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Random?

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stupid jingle bells verse

posted by Omigosh122

Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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Digital cg art

added by Rodz

Source: wallcoo.net

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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop

posted by milorox18

1. When tu get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend tu are deaf.

4. If he asks if tu knew how fast tu were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if tu can see his gun.

6. When he says tu aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why tu were speeding, tell him tu had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him por his first name.

11. Pretend tu are gay...

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All tu Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's corazón is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, tu are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. tu are going to fail the class completely no matter what tu get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutos into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have tu ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man siguiente to me!
I puked on the last person who flew siguiente to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would tu look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....