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posted by ppgcowgirl

1. tu can name más types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean tu would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a segundo thought.

4. Everyone tu know listens to country música like a segundo religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people comentario on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", tu know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...

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My parte superior, arriba 10 anime couples!

posted by unohana

1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I amor this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I amor the way
ed told her " i will give tu half of my
life if tu give me half yours". Than
winry dicho "how about i give tu all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...

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English Voice Actor Similarities Between hetalia and Soul Eater

posted by Me_Iz_Here

I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.

Italy and Kid 
Narrator and Liz
 Greece and Spirit
 Chibitalia and Yumi 
America and Justin 
England and Harvar
 France and Giriko 
Russia and the clowns 
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
 Hungary and Medusa
 Liechtenstein and Patty
 Belarus and Tsubaki 
Lithuania and Ox
 Sweden and Mifune
 Sealand and Crona 
Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.

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The mostrar SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The mostrar SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The mostrar SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed por a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine minutos of the mostrar may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob o Caillou, in which imágenes change más slowly, o to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy oso, oso de on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some comida while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the cocina and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the cocina was when Tina got inicial she saw what the cocina was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their inicial the Teddy oso, oso de was hiding in the cocina cupboard as it chuckled...

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some things about guys

posted by chattycandy

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like tu for a minute, and then forget tu afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are tu doing something?" o "Have tu eaten already?" are the first usual preguntas a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....

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Barbara Streisand por pato Sauce Lyrics

posted by myareid17

Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand

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A weird story a story generator made for me

posted by XxiggyrawkxX

A Nice día To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the césped, hierba to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot más fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

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Bleach frases

posted by invadercalliope

I hope tu enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all tu opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't tu see, the resolve to cut tu reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

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The Worlds Greatest Song Tribute Lyrics

posted by wolfgirl985

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long hace me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and dicho "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years o so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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MY TEACHER IS SO COOL

posted by jessicamc26

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más stuff to do on boring days

posted by miniabby33

1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a pato
3 Watch all of your old disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents

comentario tell your friends then I will make más spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I amor making these for tu so comment. All the comentarios I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm escritura all this cuz I need a longer articulo so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns

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Why I hate disney Channel (and to a lesser extent, Justin Bieber)

posted by hatelarxene

No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have tu watched Shake it up? It's the best thing disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL disney & music. Even the trash cine like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap disney Channel has to offer....

Nik's Obscure Slasher Movie Marathon (Part I of II)

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of año again. The halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And tu know what that means? That means it’s another año for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher cine came out that decade. tu got Jason Vorhees,...

Merry Freakin' navidad - día 22: Afro Samurai 2: Revenge of Kuma

posted by windwakerguy430

Okay so a quick mostrar of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal japón containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, o at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced por Samuel L. Jackson, música was done por RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the anime itself was animated por Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

An old Nightmare on Elms calle spoof I made

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored por a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized guante weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told tu if tu keep falling asleep, their gonna kick tu outta here"...

Random, best of abridged Vegeta

posted by Canada24

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes tu can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are tu doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: tu okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think tu were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED por A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...

20 CINEMA SNOB frases

posted by Canada24

#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist tu have to believe every quote Hawking ever dicho ever. Other wise God is real.

#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.

#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was dicho that...

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5 Foods If They Could Evolve Like Pokemon

posted by -Universe_COLA-

So xD Fuck it.

-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White pan de molde, pan is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown pan de molde, pan is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...

Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, mostrando Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 botella doble, magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...