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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would tu mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs tu and takes a little something off tu would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are tu sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If tu say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all tu want, not like I care if tu are o aren't...As long as tu don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say: "Nuh-uh.I know what you'll do.But a [b]Sharpie[b] on my [b]back[b] will be fine"

7. Q. "The first line of Mindless Self Indulgence is a very good quote for me..."
A. I would say: "I know, hon, but no."

8. Q/M. *Rubs your a** *
A. I would: "Get your hand off there..." And moves his hand.

9. Q. "Will your Dad come in here?"
A. I would say:"Not unless tu try something he won't..."

10.Q/M. tu fall asleep on him, and he does/says something tu hear and don't like
A. I would say: "Stop that" o "Don't say/do that"

Just a little something I decided to write(Most of these have happened to me)
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Source: thehobbit.com
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell tu about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed por many misceláneo ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products o apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined por an idiot that publicado a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would tu do something like that?

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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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posted by milorox18
1. I amor the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I amor the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I amor the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I amor the way tu look at me.

5. I amor how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I amor the way I can’t imagine a día without tu in my life.

7. I amor the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I amor the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I amor the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I amor how I know you’ll always be there when I need tu to be.

11....
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Source: desktopnexus
-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, tu can kiss my culo too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the día i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to tu does not matter to me

-When your up, your friends know who tu are.
When you're down, tu know who your friends are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab tu in the throat with...the cuchillo tu left in my back.

-I was the one who dicho things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circulo, círculo that had its two sides gently compressed por a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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I got bored, so here tu go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here por my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
1. ಥ_ಥ

2. ಠ_ಠ

3. Q(^.^Q) (Winner)

4. ~<>" (Mouse)

5. [¬º-°]¬ (Zombie attack)

6. (ô ô) (Surprise)

7. fO_o (Scratching head)

8. c):{) (Smiling Cowboy)

9. (9ò_ó)=@ (Throwing a punch)

10. b(~_^)d, d-(^_^)-b, (b^_^)b (Thumbs up)

11. q(-_-)p (Thumbs down)

12. (ρ_-)o (Tired/Rubbing eyes)

13. ø(._.<) (Writing)

15. -_-*,,|, (*sigh* Middle finger)

16. m/ |>_<| m/ (ROCK ON!!)

17. ~(O_O)~ o ~(O_o)~ (Flying espaguetis, espagueti Monster)

18. ಠ_ಠ ಥ_ಥ (Staring eyes/Crying eyes)

19. (O.0)/ (I don't know!)

20. ()xxxx{======> Sword

21. ¯(º o)/¯ (Shrug)

22. @_'-' (Snail)

23. <=O=(^^^)=O=>...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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