misceláneo Article: 10 most stupid preguntas people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

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10 most stupid preguntas people usually ask in obvious situations….Its really funny…enjoy

posted by 7things

1. At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t tu try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets tu after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well tu haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and tu ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.

7. When tu get woken up at midnight por a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were tu sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry o not. tu thought I was sleeping…. tu dumb witted moron.

8. When tu see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
hola have tu had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.. tu are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so tu smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!

hyunakada33, Isabellagirl033 and 36 others like this

Twilight_Dream ha ha ha!! love this!! especially the one were someone gets woken up at midnight!XD

xXSweeneyXx That's so funny!

Fangirl99 ol funny :D

dustfinger lol the funeral one is mean

lexie2635 i lik #7

livrox Haha that's so funny

Shelly_McShelly awesome!!!

KatiiCullen94 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again. AND When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted moron. I WENT CRAZY WITH LAUGHTER!!

Norrapang funny i found the funeral one kind of insulting and mean though

KishuandIchigo lololol that was cool. at mcdonalds: question: may i take your order? answer- no. I just came here to stand around and do nothing

carsfan LMAO! XD those were HILARIOUS! XD

alijen 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding….color blind test jaw drop kkkkk

kinali41 Hilarious list! We've all been in those awkward situations. Laughter is the best response to these silly questions. Love the witty comebacks, especially the one about selling tickets at the movies. 😄🎬 #FunnyMoments #WittyResponses canlı tv

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100 Hottest Male celebridades (In My Opinion) Part 1

posted by saz19126

Please note that these are all my opinion so some of these may perhaps not be to everyone's tastes but there we are. Also these aren't in any particular order - it would take forever to put them all in an order lol. I won't bore tu with too much escritura - surely you're just after the pictures right? :) Oh and lastly for the actors I've only put my favourite film/tv mostrar that they've been in - it's not that I'm being ignorant about their other work

1.
Name: Kris Lemche (Actor)
From: Final Destination 3
Character: Ian McKinley
Attraction: His gothy style in this film - haven't seen him in anything...

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Wise frases about Life

posted by dodo4

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The más he gives to others, the más he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer o más flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a fuente of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever tu ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...

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50 most hated tv characters (according to FHM magazine)

posted by HuddyJoy0524

FHM Magazine released a lista a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do tu all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people o that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late mostrar With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved por The...

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posted by scarlet009

not por me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot o putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast comida restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool

posted by BellaCullen96

Stand on parte superior, arriba of the high board and say tu won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because tu have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend tu can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the parte superior, arriba of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

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Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

posted by i_luv_angst

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cruzar, cruz the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

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17 ways to annoy people in school

posted by Feathershine

1. Flick pencil erasers at the teacher then deny it
2. Say "I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u! I'm annoying u!.." keep doing it and see the teachers reaction
3. Pass notes in class, and when they tell u to stop say "we were sharing notes"
4. During Suisse/tests when everything is quiet say "Why is it so quiet in here?"
5. During tests when your done, turn in your chair if someone else is done, start whispering across the room to them
6. When your in the hallways push people and yell "PUSH AND SHOVE!!"
7. During tests/quizes turn to someone who's finished and mimic them
8. Steal peoples supplies then...

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Abstract art

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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My 10 WORST Animated Heroines of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

A week hace I made an articulo of my 20 favorito! animated heroines so I thought I'd make an articulo for my 10 least favorito! animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let tu know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a comentario on what tu think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate...

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My own little review on Helluva Boss (or least my opinions)

posted by Canada24

So I'll try to make this sound professional, but I'm not a real critic, I use to like pretending I was but.. I'm not..

Now as we all know this mostrar has gone a long way, the animación changed, but what hadn't changed is who my favourite character is.. It's Blitz.

Right from the pilot I always liked Blitzo, Brandon Roger's infectious energy just immediately hooked me, and I never even heard of Brandon Rogers, I looked him up shortly after. I have sort of mixed feelings about the rest of his performances, least at first. He did grow on me, but I still much prefer him as Blitzo.

And I also knew right...

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RICK AND MORTY REVIEW:

posted by Canada24

Probably my favourite character

link

I checked the poll, R & M won. I'm happy about that honestly, cause this is a mostrar I've been binge watching lately anyway, so this is easier..

No I have not seen every episode, probably won't at all. Honestly this mostrar was getting a little dull. And I kinda just stopped watching after a bit. As they were all reruns anyway, and were never in order. Was just on Adult Swim, which isn't exactly my favorito! channel.

Anyway, lets start with some personal backstory..

So orginally I was suppose to review this mostrar several years ago, but I only ended up seeing the first 3 o 4 episodes, and I...

Bad Auditions por Bad Actors

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction

Bad Auditions por Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's actuación Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...

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parte superior, arriba ten most NORMAL people in GTA 4 and 5.. Only ones I know

posted by Canada24

#1: NIKO BELLIC:
Niko is very protective of his family and loved ones, particularly his cousin Roman, whom Niko constantly has to worry about due to his gambling habit. Roman has an indiscrete nature of frequently getting the pair into trouble. He is withdrawn among strangers, but has good manners, and shows a softer side with amor interests like Kate McReary and Michelle. That said, the horrors of war, both witnessed and perpetrated por Niko, have dado him a great sense of guilt, and an ambivalence about the value of human life — he warns away pursuers and expresses regret over his past violence,...

Mia Kirshner

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My parte superior, arriba 20 Most Attractive celebridades of All Time (UPDATED)

posted by ace2000

Hi everyone!

It's been a super long time since I published an article, and I thought this would be a good time to update the lista I publicado about a año ago.

About the article:

1. I'll just be focusing on faces.

2. I tried my best (the Internet and I both have limitations) to base everything on how people looked before plastic surgery/ makeup. Somebody who looks amazing with all that, but without all that doesn't stand out to me, wouldn't cut the list... and somebody who doesn't look good after all that but used to look amazing would. (The fotos here aren't the ones I based my rankings on.)

3....

made por me - KanonKyu

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made por me - KanonKyu

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Source: made por me - KanonKyu

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Agnes and Fluffy Unicorn

added by ace2000

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A lista Of Versions of the Numa Numa Song

posted by zanhar1

Now tu can listen to the Numa Numa song forever, make a mixtape of all of the Numa Numas and annoy your whole neighborhood! All the Numa Numa you've never wanted in your life!

Original por Ozone: link

English Version por Ozone: link

Alina Vesion: link

Gabry Ponte Remix: link

Haiducii Version: link

Brazilian Version: link

Korean Version por Hyun Young: link

Chinese Version por Josi Kok: link

Japanese Version por Berryz Koubou: link

Onda Choc: link

Festa No Ape: link

Indonesian Version por Barakatak: link

Finnish Version: link

Dutch Version por Antonia: link

Hebrew: link

Rock Version: link

Rock Version 2: link

Metal...

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My parte superior, arriba 5 Most Attractive Cartoon/Anime Characters (Male and Female)

posted by zanhar1

Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & anime characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.

5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my lista of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my favorito! thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray!...