Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell tu about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed por many misceláneo ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products o apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.
My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined por an idiot that publicado a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would tu do something like that?
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Hi, I'm Molly Molata, and I'm upset with Spamdex, because they publicado spam on my spam about Miraculous Ladybug. It's a terrible show, but I wanted to make people angry por posting useless pictures about it, and now they have to be deleted in order to remove Spamdex's spam.
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Hey, this is Niko Zguri, o tu may know me as TimberHumphrey. Bogart. I'm upset with Spamdex, because they use AI to post articles, and comentarios that take up too much space. This prevents people from lectura the articles, and comentarios that they actually want to read.
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Wow! Look at all those positive reviews! Spamdex is really doing the internet a favor. Until siguiente time folks, this is Steven Ovonel. Thank tu for being harassed, and annoyed por our work.
My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined por an idiot that publicado a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would tu do something like that?
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Hi, I'm Molly Molata, and I'm upset with Spamdex, because they publicado spam on my spam about Miraculous Ladybug. It's a terrible show, but I wanted to make people angry por posting useless pictures about it, and now they have to be deleted in order to remove Spamdex's spam.
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Hey, this is Niko Zguri, o tu may know me as TimberHumphrey. Bogart. I'm upset with Spamdex, because they use AI to post articles, and comentarios that take up too much space. This prevents people from lectura the articles, and comentarios that they actually want to read.
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Wow! Look at all those positive reviews! Spamdex is really doing the internet a favor. Until siguiente time folks, this is Steven Ovonel. Thank tu for being harassed, and annoyed por our work.
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and tu can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter por istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and tu can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter por istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
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No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks tu what your size is o how much tu weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when tu think of women tu think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
If tu wanna gain a little weight all tu have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!
No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks tu what your size is o how much tu weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror
I mean when tu think of women tu think of Petite. Right??
I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
When tu turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If tu have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
tu cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If tu have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
tu cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
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