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EPISODE ONE:

Spike: [snoring]

Twilight: Let's go through this one más time.

arco iris Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' más to it than that.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be más to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And arco iris Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike: [snoring]

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Twilight: As princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the árbol of Harmony want us to sit in a castillo in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.

Fluttershy: But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?

Twilight: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we ''not'' follow it?

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(skips to them waiting for the train)

Twilight: hola girls, I'm still looking at this map. The place seems to be somewhere in Fillydefia. So how would we know exactly where it is, if we never been to fillydefia..

Pinkie: Yeah.. I, sort of thought of that. So I, sort of, invited, someone else..

Twilight: Like who?

Saten: (suddenly appears, clearly drunk) ALRIGGHT! LET'S DO THIS!

Pinkie: (sighs) Saten, tu told me tu weren't gonna drink..

Saten: (to Pinkie, still clearly drunk) W Would tu and the twins relax.. I, I's got this.. (hiccup).. (trips and literary falls into the train)..

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arco iris Dash: "this" is the were the the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.

AppleJack: It's just as ordinary town, full of ordinary poni, pony folk.

Twilight: Satan Twist. Your from Fillydefia, any idea what this place is called?

Satan: That's just it. I never seen this place before. Which is weird..

Twilight: Hmm.. That "is" weird.

Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.

Satan: (groans) of coarse tu do.

Pinkie (sees everyone in town with creepy smiles, like this a cult o something): I don't like it. I Don't like it one bit.. I mean look how their smiling. And those just aren't right.

Twilight: Forget the smiles. Look at the cutie marks!

arco iris Dash: Okay. "that's" weird!

Twilight: An entire town of the same cutie mark!? How could that be!?

arco iris Dash: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.

Twilight: What makes tu say that?

arco iris Dash: Because fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!

AppleJack: Ah reckon we just ought to head into shown and talk to some locals. They could tell us what's going on.

arco iris Dash: Good idea AJ. Let's go!

Saten: (sighs) fine..

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Double Diamond: (knocking on door) Starlight. We have new visitors.

Starlight Glimmer, leader of the "cult", comes out of her home.

Starlight: Welcome, welcome.

Saten: Oh my god.. She's so hot!

The main six look at him weirdly.

Satan: What?

Starlight Glimmer: Welcome! I'm so pleased to have tu here.

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arco iris Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. But tu could call me anything tu want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight..

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.

Starlight Glimmer: So! How did tu hear of our little village?

Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.

Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, however tu found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.

Applejack: Say what?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, tu see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.

Saten: Okay she's getting less hot. She's creeping me out.

Pinkie: ... Me too.

Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave tu a tour of the village!

(Song begins)

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town. We're always filled with cheer. We never have to look around. To know that we're all here.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait. To find out that our destiny. Is just to emulate.

Saten: This is getting weird.. (Pinkie nodes in agreement).

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town. Our cutie marks the same. Because we do not separate. Ourselves por más than name.

Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete. Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit.

Starlight Glimmer: (singing) tu see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.

Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town/ We work as a team. tu can't have a nightmare If tu never dream.

Saten: Is anyone else creeped out por that dream line?

Dash: Oh tu caught it too huh?

Twilight: Shh.

Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue. Do tu ever wonder why? When tu think your talent's special/ tu don't see eye-to-eye. There's just too many differences. That lead to disarray. But when tu learn to act as one It's like a holiday.

Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town. We don't complicate. When tu learn to simplify Life is oh, so great. registrarse in our utopia. Come out of the dark Banded por equality. por our cutie mark!

arco iris Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-

Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!

Twilight snd Pinkie: (who are both his closest friends of the group) What?!

Saten: I'm serious, I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell tu that..

arco iris Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is he for real!?

Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the wrong cutie mark!

Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (tearfully, Twilight holding her as comfortingly) I can't believe it, Saten is gone..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. He did always tell me he hate his cutie mark, I mean he was serious about that.. I think this is más than just having a crush on that girl.

Twilight: Well. Wait really.. Okay now 'am' worried.

AJ: (pats her) Don't worry, we're get him back.

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MEANWHILE:

Starlight Glimmer kept her promise and not only removed Saten's awful cutie mark, but also allowed him in their group.

Starlight Glimmer: It's always nice to have someone who truely believes in our ways.. Though sorry it might of cost tu respect from your friends..

Saten: It'll be alright.

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After a series of mishaps the main six ended up joining too,end up imprisoned and their cutie marks removed por Starlight. Though por that point Fluttershy ended up joining the town too.. But actuación as a spy.

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Jail cell:

Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie... Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.

Twilight: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much más of that voice!

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Saten and Fluttershy: Starlight. I think we might have a new friend joining us.

Twilight: (comes out of the room, and is the dicho "new friend").

Starlight Glimmer: Ahh, so tu finally came to your senses and are joining us..

Twilight: I.. I guess.. Are tu sure I'll be happy here?

Starlight Glimmer: Coarse tu will.. Just ask Saten here.

Twilight: But tu sure I can't keep my old cutie mark.

Starlight Glimmer: Outta the question., a poni, pony with a different cutie mark will destory everything..

Fluttershy: then explain THIS! (throws water bucket onto Starlight Glimmer, splashing her).

Starlight Glimmer: I knew tu couldn't be trusted!

But unfortunately for Starlight Glimmer, this reveals her real cutie mark was undernearth, she was wearing makeup,

Party Favor: tu still have your cutie map!

Saten: Wait what?

Fluttershy: It's true Saten. Yeah, she lied!

Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why tu still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I dicho was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But tu lied to them..


Suger Belle: Yeah, tu think tu will get away with this, becaus-

Starlight Glimmer: Oh look at that! (points at something, and when they do so, she runs for it).

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Skips to the main six trying to break into Statlight's house to get their cutie marks.

Saten: Let me try.. (dramatically raises his front hooves at the door) Open sesame!

Nothing happens.

Saten: (feeling defeated) well I did all I could do.

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Skips to when our heroes are waiting to get back on the train back to ponyville. Starlight got away, but the town was saved from her cult leader grip.

Saten: Gotta admit.. It feels good to help people.

Twilight: tu should come with us más often..

Pinkie: Yeah we amor having you.

Rarity/Dash: Meh.

Saten: hola AppleJack.. Maybe tu could finally go out with me again.. Considering I helped tu get back your cutie mark.

AppleJack: I told tu Saten. We're only friends.. We tried going out, it didn't work..

Saten: (sadly) Ohhh..

Twilight: I don't know why your still trying, I mean Trixie is the one who's all over you..

Saten: (finally realizes) Your right!.. (starts flying off) And I know where she is! (flies off)

Rainbow: Is he leaving us?

Twilight: (smiles) For now.. He'll meet us later.

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Not far from the town, Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was heading inicial to her RV, she's a traveller so she lives in a RV so she can do so.

Suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: Saten?! What tu doing here?

Saten: I -I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, tu never came to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go inicial and take a nap.

Saten: ... Do tu still amor me?

Trixie: (freezes)... Well... Yeah... But was tired of stringing me along.

Saten: Well not anymore, I mean-

Trixie: No wait.. Let me guess, blondie dumped tu again.. And now your finally gonna ask me out.. But only to make her jealous..

Saten: No.. I'm not here cause of AppleJack, I mean she finally got it though to me, she doesn't amor me. Least not in that way,

Trixie: Well sorry to hear that. But then why are tu here?

Saten: Well, truth is.. (holds Trixie's hooves, lovingly).. Twilight was right. All these years I spent chasing after AppleJack, when she clearly didn't the same.. Yet the real women I should of been trying for, it was tu Trixie. Your the one who loves me.

Trixie pauses again, her beautiful purple eyes are seen properly during that moment.

Trixie: ... Well, it's not like I wasn't throwing hints.

Saten: I know Trixie.. I, I was stupid.

Trixie: (laughs) yes tu were. (squeezes the hands a bit).

Saten: ... A, Anyway. What tu say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?

Trixie pauses one más time, to think.

Trixie: ... (lets go) It's a little late Saten.

Saten: :(

Trixie: (pulls him close) Oh just kidding, I can never stay mad at you.. (presses them together) Now come here. (kisses him on the lips, Saten pauses before giving it back, the whole kiss lasting least 30 seconds).

Trixie pulls away, leaving a small silence.

Trixie: I uh, better go.. (leaves) Remember to call me.

Saten: (blushing) Of coarse, of coarse.




EPISODE 2:

Saten finally took a segundo train back to Ponyville. But he doesn't make it far from the station when suddenly...

Loud police microphone: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering)

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? tu scared th- Oh shit, did tu steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of estola it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! tu can't steal police cars! tu know how illage that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., your actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

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(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful cañón in a very dangerious and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe tu pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Right?!

Radio: Car 53, we're tu heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: Oh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are tu going!?

Master Sword: Didn't tu hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

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Suddenly the car crashes right into the dicho bank.

Master Sword (holding handgun): YOUR BEING ROBBED!

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(Sword and Saten arrive into the back of the bank)

Saten: Dude, what are tu doing!?

Master Sword: No talk! We gotta take all this cash!

Saten: Soooo, nobody can steal it?

Master Sword: Uh, yeah!

Saten: Hmmm , Good idea (starts grabbing money bags)

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(Outside)

Sword and Saten are sneaking off with money bags..

Cops: FREEZE!

Saten: Oh shit! We're so dead!

Master Sword: Leave it to me... (To the poni, pony mov cops), it's alright!.. We're cops!

(Long silence)

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Sword and Saten are suddenly thrown into a jail cell.

Master Sword: Damn it! I was so so sure that was gonna work!

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LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

Trixie: (answers her phone) Hello?

Saten: hola cutie!

Trixie: Saten?

Saten: tu dicho to call you.

Trixie: Well, yes, but this isn't a good time, I'm about to perform... I'll call tu back, promise.

Saten: Wait, wait, this is my- (Trixie hangs up).. Last... Phone call..

Saten: (Angrily points at Sword) THIS IS YOUR FAULT!

Master Sword: Still, look at it this way... It could be worse!

Saten: Worse?

Master Sword: Yeah. tu could be a red Pegasus.

Saten: ... (looks at himself, seeing he 'is' a red pegasus) (Sighs) Well, this is the end.. (Falls on the cell bed, feeling defeated).

Master Sword: I wouldn't count on it.. I may know someone who can get us outta this.

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LATER:

Pony: And that's why tu should let my client go..

Judge: Please sir. your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all tu did was mostrar up, sit down, and say "that's why tu should let him go"..

Pony: ... I'll give tu twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).




EPISODE 3:

Saten: So glad your finally in ponyville..

Trixie: I'm a traveller babe, so it's not permanent yet, remember that.

Saten: Yeah, but two week!

Trixie: Indeed, enojy it while tu can... (Looks around, seeing a fast comida resturant) but is this really the best tu can get for our first 'real' date?

Saten: I'm sorry., but I'm kinda broke these days..

Trixie: Oh why didn't tu say so, I make a 'lot' of money.

Saten: No, no.. I couldn't possibly take my girlfriends money like that.

Trixie: (playfully) but your fine with stealing her fries?

Saten: Just the curly ones tu don't like..

Trixie: No, I amor them, and save them for last, but their gone, cause tu ate them..

Saten: ... Oh.

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LATER ON:

(Knock on AppleJack's door)

AJ: (opens it) ... Trixie? Is that you?

Trixie: Yeah it's me.. I just, I feel we got on the wrong foot.. I was so jealous of tu and Saten, that I that never gotten to know you.

AJ: Oh trust me sweetie, there was nothing to be jealous of, it was pretty one sided, pretty sure he just wanted me for my looks.. I can tell he's taking yours a lot más seriously, and it's great to see actually. I mean he's a new man now, almost sad I let him go. I mean maybe he would of been a better boyfriend if he had tu first.. tu even got him parte superior, arriba stop drinking.

Trixie: Well, it's a working progress. He does it less at least..

AJ: Well hope he doesn't do anything stupid, I mean he'll be crazy to let tu go. tu two are so adorable together.

Trixie smiles.

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chill is proof that the rectum does indeed possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: Fascinating, but tu changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove's Day?

Saten: ... Oh, tu caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, tu know I can only be here for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time tu even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got tu that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Ivy.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that?!

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was Poison Ivy.

Saten: ...

Trixie: Saten.. tu know I amor you.. But AppleJack is right, tu need-

Saten: Wait, tu spoke to my ex?

Trixie: Yeah. Real sweetheart actually.. But frankly she dicho that tu probably won't do better than me.

Saten: ... She's not wrong. She herself is proof of it.

Trixie: Indeed.. So all I ask is tu please try to take our relationship a little más seriously.

Saten: Fair enough.. I will try.

Trixie: I'm sure tu will (kisses his cheek).

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Meanwhile at a resturant, Sword is on a fecha with Derpy. Master Sword is a green earth poni, pony with short blonde hair with blue eyes, Derpy is also blonde, and is a gray pegasus.. While at it I'll describe Trixie. She's a light blue unicorn poni, pony with beautiful purple eyes, and sometimes wears a big wizard hat.

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword (not listening): God I can't believe I chose Cake N' Bake, I forgot how much I hate this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Sword (not listening): ... Tonight I'll leave a louy tip, and than send my meal back, even though it's 'exactly' what I ordered!

Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?

Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!

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SATEN/DERPY'S APARTMENT:

Saten and Derpy find each other at their shared apartment somewhere in ponyville downtown. Not much bigger than my real life one, just has too bedrooms, one for each of them.

Saten: Derpy, I need to your opinion about something.

Derpy: I was gonna tell tu the same thing. If I don't do something about this wrong día mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.

Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.

Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.

Saten (still not listening): Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She does seem to be rooting for me and Trixie.

Derpy (same): I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.

Saten: Perhaps I should bring an notepad. lista the things AppleJack will say..

Derpy: tu know what? I'll probably end up making a list.

Saten: I'm glad we talked.

Derpy: I'm always here for tu cousin.

Saten: Me too.

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Labatory:

Dr. Hooves: Going back in time is old thinking, my friend. I was working off a cutting-edge theory of making time come adelante, hacia adelante to you... My life's work, decades – centuries, really – of research and experimentation, and I nearly had it cracked! Turns out there's a magic spell for it. Who knew?

Master Sword: Yeah, yeah, yeah... So will tu help Derpy o not?.. I felt bad about how didn't take Derpy's issues seriously.

Dr. Hooves: What's in it for me?

Master Sword: I'll give tu that soda tu like.

Dr. Hooves: Fine.

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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would tu help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Fine, but later.

Saten: Well, I should get goin-

Twi: Saten, wait.. tu know how we put tu as part of our group now?

Saten: What about it?

Pinkie: We need tu your help., Something's coming.

Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?

manzana, apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem o a monster attack.

Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't sorted out what to play. How am I meant to practice with a monster invading Ponyville?

Sweetie Belle: Maybe it's just a friendship problem, and it'll all be cleared up in half an hora o so.

Octavia: [groan] I hope so.

Matilda (runs over): Where's Pinkie Pie?! I need my wedding planner!

Conveniently this it dose reveal there 'is' a monster attacking ponyville. And the main six (well 7) fight against it.

Derpy: (ignoring the fight in the background) What am I gonna do? [gasp] Matilda! I feel so bad about the invitations! Is there anything I can do-

Matilda: FLOWERS!

Derpy: Flowers! got it! (flies off to get flowers).

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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Master Sword: There tu are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

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Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't tu think tu had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell tu how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I might follow her home.

Saten: ... Are tu a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* tu okay Saten? I heard about the bugbear?

Saten: Yeah.. I'm fine.

Trixie: ... Any luck with the romance thing? *giggles*

Saten: ... Afraid not.

Trixie: I thought as much.. I feel bad that I might of put some pressure on you, so I decided to get us a fansy cena, comedor reservation.

Saten: ... But that's más of Rarity's thing.

Trixie: Just give it a try.. I'll meet tu there.


END OF SEASON 2:




I dicho for a while now that I actually amor Saten Twist and Trixie Lulamoone as a couple, and wish they were popular enough to be on devientart, cause I would love..

Also, I actually started liking Saten's platonic friendship with Twilight, there's something kinda adorable about it.. They are shown to be very close.. Same with him and Pinkie..
posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT tu
1. Are tu single?
Yeah.

2. Are tu happy about that?
no

3. Are tu bored?
YES

4. Are tu sad?
Nah.

5. Are tu Italian?
No...

6. Are tu pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are tu cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are tu Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. favorito! color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something tu aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner o later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what tu really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, o take her to dinner, also sometimes a card o a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, tu wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys amor Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they kiss tu ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though tu both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a árbol and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just lectura some of the terminator frases through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash día tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. tu might get annoyed por it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear superman pajamas. superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a corazón attack. His corazón isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first tu don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fuego with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if tu are TRULY random, tu shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever tu may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases o monologues o pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of friends o logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if tu got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and tu can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and por brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in cama and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse melocotón was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", melocotón told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. margarita hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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Source: tumblr
No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have tu watched Shake it up? It's the best thing disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL disney & music. Even the trash cine like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap disney Channel has to offer....
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posted by hetalianstella
This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume tu are Chinese just because you're Asian, o automatically assume tu are Mexican just because tu are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best friends are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu do not like talking caballos that come in different colors, run for your life.



Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.


France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....

Papillon

Police poni, pony 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police poni, pony 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, tu will all be transferred...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started por a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new icono he created. This angered millions, and división, split the My Little poni, pony fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a lista like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also escritura taunting letters to police. If tu heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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Mapquest Driving Directions is a web mapping service that provides detailed driving directions, traffic updates, and maps for various modes of transportation, including cars, bicycles, and public transportation. Mapquest Driving Directions is available on the web, as well as on mobile devices through the Mapquest app.

Cruise control, on the other hand, is a feature found in many modern cars that allows drivers to set a constant speed for their vehicle. With cruise control, drivers can relax their feet and maintain a consistent speed without needing to constantly adjust the accelerator pedal....
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added by Ranty-cat
Source: Fb