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With how I constantly praise the SMT series, I think it’s obvious to say that I am a big fan of the series. I’ve played all the PS2 titles, most of the DS titles, and am immensely excited for SMT V and the remaster of one of my favorito! games ever, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne. So with that said, it should be absolute heresy to say that I am even making this articulo about Persona 4. For those not in the know, SMT and Persona fans kinda, sorta, just a little bit fucking depise each other. It’s actually kind of insane how vicious they get. Like wild dogs, really. Persona fans call SMT fans edgelords who are salty because their games aren’t successful while SMT fans call Persona fans horny weebs that are ruining the franchise. In this franchise, tu gotta pick one o the other. So yeah… I pick both. They both have a place in my corazón for many reasons. SMT for the lore, atmosphere and music, and Persona for the general story, characters, and also music. It’s hard to say that Persona is loved más now. Sure, it’s más marketable, but SMT mainline is still big in Japan. And with us getting two mainline games for Switch while the Persona 5 Scramble game hasn’t even been released in the states yet, I think it’s seguro to say that there’s still amor for SMT. So yeah, I amor Persona 4. (Also, to get all my thoughts out, I will be spoiling the entire game. This is the only time I will be mentioning spoilers, so if tu are not all for that, take your leave now)



Picture this. It’s circa 2008, Japan. Be Katsura Hashino. Persona 3 was a pretty good success while Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne was…. Not as much. Not that Persona was in and SMT was out. It was just the spin-off craze of the time. Not just with Persona, but other spin offs like the Devil Summoner games and the Digital Devil Saga games. tu like the numbers tu got for Persona 3 and think, “How can I do better” and then it hits you. Yellow! Also make it a murder mystery, más rural, and don’t make your party members idiot AI. Don’t do another Devil Summoner, please. And so, with an idea set into motion and a fecha of 2008, which was really, really late into the lifespan of the PS2, Persona 4 was released to the world. And Persona 4 was one of those rare cases of game releases, as in it was a game that was made when newer, más modern hardware was out like the PS3 and yet despite that it was still able to pull in some hard numbers. Like, lots. Like over three hundred thousand in japón alone, along with being a parte superior, arriba seller in America and still breaks sales on websites like amazonas, amazon to this day. (To be fair, if my option was to buy a PS3, I’d fucking stick with a PS2 as well. Sorry, not sorry.) And the rest, they say, is history. Persona 4 went on to get spin-off after spin-off including a fighting game, a dancing game, a really, really bad chibi rendition on the 3DS, two anime adaptations, a remake on the Vita that was later ported to the PC and a crossover between RWBY and Blazblue. How did it do it? How did Persona 4 manage to break the bank so damn hard and skyrocket into popularity like this? Was it the anime aesthetic, was it the fact tu could fuck a high schooler guilt free? Well, I can’t say for everyone else, but I can say why it clicked with me, personally, and just worked. And that’s because of the time I played it, and that it just felt close at inicial to me. And for many reasons. But let’s start with the obvious one. The Setting

I: Inaba



I’ve gone over this half a million times in all my NikPiks, o at least it feels like all of them, I have grown up in small rural towns all my life. Deadly Premonition is a fun game and hits close to inicial because it takes place in a small town. Diamond is Unbreakable is my favorito! part because it’s in a small Japanese town. The village of Resident Evil 4 is the most realistic interpretation of a small rural town I’ve ever seen, complete with angry farmers and parasites gallor. What was I talking about? o right, Inaba is a great setting. The setting of Inaba is as much of a character to Persona 4 as is anyone else in this game. Sure, the dorm was fun in Persona 3 and La blanc, blanco is just cozy as all hell in Persona 5, but those are just one building. Other than that, it’s just big cities. Persona 5 has the excuse as Tokyo is always a major setting in the SMT franchise, but it doesn’t really give tu a feeling other than, “Big city with stinky adults”. But Inaba, tu get to know everything about it. tu know the NPCs like the elderly folks that run the stores, the dog that walks around the park, the misceláneo kids at your school that hang around in the halls. And not even S. Links, just misceláneo NPCs on the streets and how tu converse with them. It all just feels so cozy. I dicho that in Deadly Premonition that the weirdness and the strange tone made it feel believable in a small town, and that is still true. But the same is true with Inaba and how it just feels cozy, how everyone knows everyone and can strike a conversation with just anyone just gives it this welcoming feeling, which a lot of small towns are like. And even the streets start to feel like inicial as tu walk through them for the año tu are here. Just wandering this town during the days tu can, from the rainy days to the sunbathed evenings to the high afternoons to the creepy foggy days, it all just feels so homey to me, all things I’ve seen in small towns, and in America too, not even Japan. Seeing the pylons across farmland that go through the mountains in the distance, seeing the roaring creek with pescado swimming through it, a park, different family owned stores, it’s just so cozy. I can’t say anything other than it’s so damn cozy. Probably helped por the shade of yellow, which is a color that expresses comfort and joy, which this game does well with it’s cast of characters. And let’s discuss those characters, shall we?

II: Cast



So for the time being, I just wanna focus on our party of characters, all gathered here thanks to strange happenings. Strange happenings such as murders disrupting the peace of the town and with the supernatural ghosts known as Persona that our gang gets, they fight to find the killer and bring him to justice. I always find whodunit murder mysterys, despite being old as time, to still be the most interesting and gripping narratives. Maybe because they just always have a way of being unique in their own ways and staying fresh. Even the really bad ones like Heavy Rain o Life is Strange. I’m not apologizing for that. Anyway, our cast consists of the always topical BigDick Chad-Pai, the protagonist. But for the sake of understanding, let’s just call him Yu Narukami. Kind of a blank slate for the player, so I’ll just gloss over him. tu got Yosuke, the loser best friend working at the local store Junes. Chie, the spunky tomboy who just wants to do kung-fu and eat meat. Yukiko, the soft spoken friend of Chie who is the heir to the town’s hotel. Kanji, the punkish brute who has a amor for things cute. Rise, the teen idol with an obvious crush on the protagonist. Naoto, a young ace detective who is seeking out the killer. And Teddie, the annoying mascot character… He’s not Morgana, so I’ll take it. All of these characters are great in their own way. I will say that the Persona 3 cast, AKA The best cast, is still my favorite, being that their best is better than the Persona 4’s best, but their worst is vastly worse than Persona 4’s worst. And that’s because I hate Yukari, but don’t hate anyone in the Persona 4 cast. Yes, even the hateable Teddie. And that’s because these characters have depth, are interesting, and just have this dynamic about them that makes them fun to watch interact with without being so anime based. I have a lot of issues with the Persona 5 cast, and I will get into that in a future NikPiks, but the gist is that they felt very topical, cliche, and just…. Anime, and if I say your character is anime, that’s bad. That’s really fucking bad. But the Persona 4 characters don’t feel like they’re anime. They have moments that are anime, but they, themselves, never feel that way to me, and I enjoy their interactions. I amor seeing Yosuke and Chie argue about who the bigger idiot is when everyone knows they’re both dumbasses. I amor hearing about Naoto trying to keep the group on topic when they start breaking into arguments. I like hearing about the weird experiences these guys have and how they all try not to get too embarrassed about their true selves being shown to the gang. And yes, I even like it when Teddie is just being himself. I can see how Teddie can come off as absolutely annoying, but he just has this whimsical wide eyed curiosity of the human world that I just find him interesting and kind of entertaining, even if his puns drag for longer than necessary. But unlike a certain bastard cat, Teddie is just as dumb as the rest of the group and so his insults rather than being, “You know, Ryuji is kind of a retard and can’t even write a test. Lol, kill yourself, faggot”, it’s más like Teddie is calling one dumbass a dumbass while the other dumbass is too stupid to realize. It’s just harmless bickering rather than absolute vitriol, and I can’t help but enjoy it. In conclusion, fuck you, Morgana. I hate you. Please die. Post made por the Teddie Team



But there’s más depth to these characters. más in their Shadow forms. Their Shadows, beings that are the manifestations of their true selves, the selves they are but don’t think would be accepted, so they keep them buried within themselves and hide away from the world. And okay….. Let me get this out of the way. A common misconception I always see is what the Shadow forms really mean. And let me just state these facts right now. No, Kanji’s Shadow is not about him being a closet homosexual. No, Rise’s shadow is not about her being an slut. No, Naoto’s Shadow is not about her being transgender. The shadows take the forms that they have deep inside and exaggerate it to dangerous levels because the Shadows, when rejected, don’t want to help their host. They’re content with killing them. As shown por each and every time they shout, “You’re not me” and a boss fight begins. I like that this is where they go, but I think some people read a bit too literally into these Shadows. So let me explain. Kanji’s Shadow is, again, not about him being a closet homosexual. Even I made this mistake at one point. Kanji’s Shadow is how he is troubled por how no one will accept him for who he is, not as a homosexual, but because he is a soft spoken and nice guy who likes soft things from working at his mothers tailor shop, making muñecas and liking cute animals. That caused him to adopt a different style and become más of a punk, because guys can’t like cute things. Rise’s is not because she wants to strip for the world, but because she just wants attention. She wants to be noticed por people, which is why she became an idol, but that attention doesn’t matter because it’s not Rise the people see, it’s Risette, her idol persona. Naoto is not about her being transgender, in fact she is openly female. It’s because she wants to be a detective, like the kind of fictional characters she’s idolized in the libros she read as a kid. But there’s no way she’d make it as a detective in a field that is so male dominated, a problem that japón has faced in 2008 and still continues to face twelve years later. Sorry to go “Um, actually…” on tu all, but this just gets my symbolic retard within me boiling. In short, yeah, I like the subtlety of the Shadows, maybe a bit too subtle, but it’s good shit. And I like the dungeons design. It’s good shit. Repetitive from a gameplay mechanic, drag on way too long, but it’s no Tartarus, so that’s a plus. But hey, on the topic of characters, let’s discuss some of the side characters we meet. tu know what time it is.

III: S. Links



Social Links…. Are fucking stupid. Yeah, I don’t like Social Links. When I played Persona 4 back in high school, I loved these. I thought they were an amazing mechanic, but now, looking at it… ugh. Look, in Persona 3, I didn’t mind them so much because they were limited mostly to side characters and even the ones made for main characters were side stories that tu could involve with and weren’t directly related to their character development. But with Persona 4? Ugh. It’s one thing to have development for your side characters, but it’s another thing to have it be for main characters. Don’t put your development in a side thing that tu will barely be able to finish all of on your first playthrough, let alone complete every single one on a playthrough without a guide. Good luck getting every last Social Link in a playthrough without a guide of some sorts, because with the amount of dungeon grinding, days where nobody wants to talk to you, o just other shit tu want to do, it’ll be a miracle if tu even get through the ones tu want. And ten different levels for stories that may o may not be good? Come on. Death is a great story, but doesn’t pick up until like Rank 5. Hanged Man not until Rank 6. And I didn’t give a fuck about Temperance o Tower. They sucked throughout. And here’s the thing, the rewards tu get aren’t really that worth it. Oh, sure, if tu unlocked Satan in an SMT game, you’d want to get your hands on that immediately, the bullshit would be super worth it. But Persona is really, really easy, at least compared to a mainline SMT game. On all three playthroughs, I beat the game with minor fusing and just Persona I picked up from the minigame. So with all that complaining, and my obvious dislike of the use of Social Links, why do I even talk about it in an articulo where I am praising Persona 4? Well because there are S. enlaces that I like. Maybe not for the reasons of them dragging out, but because tu can get really good stories from these characters. I did say that they don’t pick up until halfway o even most of the way through, but when they pick up, they really pick up. Hearing about how Naoki is just doing what he can to enjoy life with his friends despite his sister being murdered and everyone coddling him is a far más relatable situation than any other involving death I can think of. The S. Link with the Devil is a legit vile one, yet so interesting with where it goes and how it turns on its head. I don’t hate these characters. Far from it. I just hate that their development is hidden behind a long process of tedium. I get it, it’s the main gimmick of Persona, its lifeblood, to have Social Links. But maybe work them out for something más creative. Anything but make them so long to pick up and be interesting. Hell, one of my favorito! S. Links, The Moon, is interesting because tu can fuck it up. Completely. In Persona, there is a chance that if tu say something wrong in a conversation, tu have a chance of Reversing the Social Link. This means that tu can’t progress any further until tu fix it. And, in the Moon’s case, it is one of the rare situations where the S. Link can become Broken. It’s done. tu will not progress that story. It’s over. And I can get behind that. No matter how hard tu try in life, whether tu want it to work out, things just don’t. People just can’t click sometimes, and there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s just how things are. And just seeing these characters around town, at different points depending on the time o día is just a nice touch. It adds onto that small town feel. But, we’re talking about S. enlaces and I haven’t even brought up the true MvPs, the best this game has to offer. And it’s the possible first of everyone. Yes, I’m talking about the S. enlaces for Hierophant and Justice, Ryotaro Dojima and his daughter, Nanako

IV: The Dojimas



From the start of the game, tu mover into the inicial with a warm welcome from Ryotaro, the protagonist's uncle, and his daughter, Nanako. And from the start, tu can already get this uneasy feeling in the household. It’s only these two, and every day, Dojima leaves the house for work on a regular basis and always comes inicial late, tired, o late and drunk. Nanako is always left at inicial alone with nothing but the TV to keep her company and having to cook her own meals and prepare for cama before Dojima even gets home. As for Nanako’s mother, she died in a car accident years ago. And it’s in these S. enlaces where tu learn about the two, and not once was it boring to hear about these two. They aren’t major characters in the party, so their development makes sense to be on the side, and their side stories manage to take off almost immediately. With Nanako, she gets this feeling that she’s just a burden to Dojima, that his work is más important to her and that she’d be better off not being born at all. It was a feeling she always felt, but never thought upon it until the protagonist came into the household, finally ending that lonely feeling in the household. Always there to greet tu with a smile and those words, “Welcome home, big bro”. As for Dojima, his S. Link is all about investigating the death of his wife, which was not an accident, but a hit and run. For most of Nanako’s life, all Dojima could think of was catching the man, to bring solace to their lives, thinking that all he could do was to find him and give them both closure, thinking that’s the only reason why Nanako hates him, but he couldn’t be más wrong. Nanako only wants her father to be there for her and for them to be like a real family rather than Dojima put his work before anything else, and it only takes him opening up to tu to figure that out. As tu slowly hear them out in their S. Links, tu slowly start to feel like you're part of the family, like you’re one of the Dojima’s, and it makes tu feel happy to help them out and to be there for them… And it makes it all the más tragic when Nanako dies.
After saving another party member from another failed attempt por the killer, and after mysterious notes are left in the mail, Dojima takes tu to the police station to pregunta your involvement in the investigation. He’s más than just some rugged cop, he’s an actually decent detective. Even without a Persona, even with no knowledge of the Shadow World, he is able to stay one step behind tu and the gang at every chance and is already aware that tu are getting too deep into the investigation for your own safety and leaves tu in the interrogation room for the night, and leaves Nanako as the siguiente victim for the killer. After getting out and chasing the killer into the TV, tu are introduced to Nanako’s dungeon, known as Heaven, which plays possibly the best dungeon theme in the game. And after a boss fight against the “killer”, Namatame, Nanako is saved but is in hospital care. tu and the gang plan on how you’ll celebrate the upcoming holiday season when tu get a call from Adachi, Dojima’s partner in the investigation, where he tells tu that Nanako has gone into critical condition, and as tu arrive at the hospital, it’s here where Nanako dies. And the scene is just a strong one. Of course it was bound to happen. Anyone exposed to the Shadow World with no chance of fighting it off would become weakened por it, and with Nanako dead, the group is in complete shock and sadness. And then Namatame, his confession being too insane for anyone to believe, of TVs and Persona, that it would be impossible to charge him with the crime. With no one left and the suspect getting away with it, Dojima lumbers toward his room, his intentions unknown, but stopped before he could even get a chance, just left to shout at Namatame’s door in a sad rage, unable to cope with the loss of his daughter. And just when tu think it couldn’t get worse, that’s when tu hear a noise from Namatame’s room. And tu see him trying to escape the room. And here, tu are left with nothing but your own suspicions and the words of the party. And of course, it’s midnight and there’s a TV in the room. A large one, big enough for anyone to fit into. With the knowledge that Namatame would get away with this, and with your suspicions of him being the killer, tu have a choice. tu can throw him into the TV and leave him to his fate, o tu can let the others do what they want to him, o tu can leave him behind and find the real culprit. And…. Okay, it would be nice if there was más to it than just the obvious good answer, but I mean, this is still a strong scene, I won’t lie. There’s an obvious consequence of going down the route of killing a man not responsible for the murders, being a bad and abrupt ending, but that’s a pretty quick one. But hey, it works fine por me, because we get to the climax of the game. The real killer. The one who was responsible for it, for real this time.

V: Tohru Adachi



Okay, so let’s rewind this to the start of the game. The killing starts because anyone who is seen on TV is killed shortly after, as shown when a reporter was killed and the witness soon after. It was believed to be young women that were victims, helped when Yukiko got thrown in. But once Kanji got thrown in, and then Rise, before it was proven that those thrown into the TV were the ones responsible. After that, Mr. Morooka is killed por some dork who plays video games who was just doing a copy cat murder to take the credit, and then Namatame came along because he believed that the Shadow World was a seguro haven for those that would be killed. He genuinely believed that it was a seguro place and only later realized the danger he was putting them in, which he would regret later on. So with all these things, trying to find a motive to pinpoint the killer started to become a convoluted mess. And to be honest, I already knew who the killer was from the start thanks to spoilers. But I didn’t have a motive. And the más I played, the más I started to get worried. It’s so easy to fuck this up in any murder mystery story. A motive could be ruined simply because the person did it for someone else, o they were just doing it to save them, which would make me puke. But then, when tu find Adachi out, being the sneaky little shit that was always there to give away police info and hang around at every scene somehow, tu corner him in the Shadow World to get his motives. And his motive? He has none. He just does it because why the hell not. Sure, he could’ve just not been a psycho, use his powers to help people, and become a good guy in his own way, but why do that? He didn’t have a reason to care about a world that didn’t care about him. He was thrown into a nowhere town because he made one mistake, works at the bottom of the totem pole in a job with a boss who gets drunk and overworks himself, can barely afford to eat anything but cabbages, and only took the job he has so he could legally carry a gun in the country of Japan. And when he is rejected por a woman that he thought was más respectful than cheating on her husband, he was so sickened that he just snapped and pushed her, and just so happened to push her into the TV. And from there, his own game was set into motion, pushing people into the TV, sending them into the other world and seeing what happened, but had to stop once Namatame got involved, and just watched from the side, having fun. A lot of people say that this is a lazy motive, but I can’t think of a better one, honestly. The world is a fucked up place. Serial killers and mass shooters justifying their reasons as, “Because I could”. People always tell tu that tu “can’t” take a human life. But these people, they decide that tu can. They are más than capable of ending a person's life. It’s not that tu “can’t” end a person's life, but más that tu “shouldn’t” end a person's life. That is what keeps a person from losing their value of humanity. And that’s what Adachi is. A person who has dado up on humanity, the humanity of others and of his own. All for the chance to play some sick game, a game that resulted in the death of three people, the conviction of a sick person, the attempted murder of a group of high school kids and a little girl and the near destruction of the world. Even if Adachi was just a pawn in a bigger game set por beings out of humanities control, his own game that he set up was one of a truly sick individual, and is what made him a truly despicable yet captivating villain. A character that shows the darker side of anyone. A person without bonds. A person without friendships of any kind. A person that Yu could've been capable of becoming. Adachi has dado up on the world and forming connections with people. People are just faceless creatures to him. People don’t really care about anyone but themselves, he says. People will hurt tu and will leave you. That’s all Adachi says. And yet, despite that, Yu never gave up. Despite being alone most of his life with moving from school to school and his parents always on business around the world, never being able to be there for him, he was still able to form bonds with those around him and was able to gather a group of friends that stuck por him to the very end, and were always there for him, and would be in every single last spin off game. Much like a reversed Tarot Card, Yu is the reverse of Adachi. A person who grew up in a world that didn’t seem to care about him. Only, instead of giving up on the world and using everyone like tools, Yu continued to try and in the end, he achieved the companionship he desired.
I wanted to end on this segment of the villain because I think it’s what clicked with me and why I cherish Persona 4 so much. It was a game that I played right in my final año of high school. It was the game that I had put the most hours into at the time and fell in amor with, for many reasons. Because I was a high schooler playing a game in a high school setting. Because I grew up in small towns with a small town setting. But also because it wasn’t until high school that I met some of my closest friends. I didn’t really have a lot of friends growing up. I was socially awkward, had a bad habit of saying things I shouldn’t say and just came off as a generally weird guy that drove people away from me. Even when I worked it out and was able to change, it was already too late. I had already set an image for myself, whether I liked it o not, and people didn’t want that. Once I moved to a new school system, I told myself I wasn’t going to try. I didn’t want friends. I didn’t want to make connections. I wanted to be left alone and just get through life. If it hurt to try and make bonds, I didn’t want them. But then I met these two great friends of mine who, stubborn as all hell, would just keep talking, and I eventually opened up to them. And from there, I grew to appreciate their company and their friendship. And from there, I made más friends and it grew from there. And these weren’t just temporary. I am still friends with these people to this day, even years after we all graduated and went on to do things that were vastly different from all of us. We haven’t lost our connection and are still close. And as I think back to that ending of Persona 4, with Yu waving to his friends from the train leaving Inaba, I think back to my own high school experience with this game, my first time playing it and how I doubt I’ll experience a game like this again. Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne is the better game, hands down. But Persona 4 is my favorito! in the series for this reason. It’s personal, and I will cherish this game, even with all the Social enlaces and bland dungeon diseño and annoying anime trope moments and Teddie’s bad puns. I will always cherish this game, because, to me, personally, Persona 4 is a timeless classic
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's día time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get inicial so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it inicial in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i amor my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones tu see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they amor their haters, and sometimes I think "if tu amor your haters, then why do tu hate back?" seriously....
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posted by orangeturnip
when that ángel sits on my shoulder
whispers into my corazón
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the ángel appears to tu in form of desire
tu float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
tu jump about
cos tu cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this ángel with her good intensions
will make tu fly
the ángel will make tu cry
the ángel will make tu feel how others feel
so tu can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the ángel and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A día dont go por tu dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF tu do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta tu XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what tu want from me.you want me to tell tu my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to tu . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell tu i could get a lot of people around me hurt " dicho the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what tu will tell me today " dicho the man .

"Alright but tu will not like what i tell tu .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " dicho the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if tu want hear más . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not por me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger o a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American o Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance o anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how tu chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what tu feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what tu do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i amor the way tu know
who tu are and to me it's exciting
when tu know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one por one, and my amor for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a año since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much gelatina, jalea girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me más every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps siguiente to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy tu another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This día is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police dicho that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in cama with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, tu mostrar up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of naranja traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your cena with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in misceláneo spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone tu meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few hora I fell asleep and woke up por the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a camisa, camiseta that had some sort of título on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are tu doing here aren't tu supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by deathding
An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, tu can meet real people online playing it, registrarse the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. o the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket o heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if tu Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn tu get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let tu attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let tu heal o use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, registrarse the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! tu WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
added by Crazedsitcomfan
I made this lista before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with división, split personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black canto as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna amor tu till the very...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic arco iris is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: tu see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let tu know who Brony Of The mes is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, o laughing....
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posted by elsafan1010
**MALE**
1) Roxy
2) Max
3) Prince
4) Fireball
5) Coco
6) Peanut
7) Marron
8) Chestnut
9) Pie
10) Raven
11) Firefly
12) Roxy
13) Charlie
14) Zeus
15) Horus
16) Charming
17) Ako / My R.İ.P perros name ( its a city in japan)
18) Simba
19) Sam
20) Bruno (: We talked about bruno :)
21) Oat Meal
22) Choco
23) Chocolate
24) King
25) Pumpkin
26) Muffin
27) Goldie
28) Jackson
29) Brownie
30) Biscuit
31) Olive
32) Lord
33) Alex
34) T-rex
35) Captain


**FEMALE**
1) Luna
2) Cookie
3) Poppy
4) Lady
5) Angel
6) Princess
7) Peppermint
8) Sunny
9) Bella
10) Shakira
11) Sugar
12) Coal
13) Lulu
14) Emerald...
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