Dragon Ball Z, a mostrar from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a mostrar that had stylish animación and art to it, insane battles, and a mostrar where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published por Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed por Tose Software, who has made a thousand games and have been going strong for forty years, their latest work being WarioWare oro from 2018. So with that in mind, let’s see what one of the first Dragon Ball fighting games are like.
So the game is set around the Buu Saga, the worst saga, with all the characters there for you. tu got Goku, Vegeta, Freezer, Cellphone, Go to hell Tanks, and Krilin. I will say, the roster is pretty impressive, even if all the characters names have trademarks and copyrights at the end. But sadly, this is where the compliments end, because then we get to the game itself. And holy shit, I know I dicho Fighter Within was the worst fighting game I ever played, then Legends of Wrestling II, but I can say with absolute certainty that Ultimate Battle 22 is the worst. I can say that because there are no más fighting games this Christmas. Anyway, yeah, this game is a nightmare to play. It is nearly impossible to pull off special moves. As your A.I. is pulling off some hyper moves and air combos, your dumb character will be too busy doing wimpy little kicks and punches on the ground. It doesn’t help that your punches feel weaker in comparison to the A.I.s. It could just be me, but when the A.I. punches you, it feels like it does half damage. Of course, that could be just because the A.I. can pull off combos and special moves with ease, where I was left mashing my hands against the controller in the hopes of pulling moves on. Are there moves in the manual? Maybe, but my copy didn’t come with the manual. It came in a clear black case, like a fucking ominous package.
There’s also a Build Up mode. This is basically a way to level up your characters so that tu can get them stronger and maybe stand a chance in fights…. Why though? Apparently, fans of this game say this is one of the best parts of it, but tu still gotta do these fights that are garbage and frustrating. Even beating up a shitty Lv. 1 Saiyaman (The level he fucking deserves) was barely a victory becuase he had me down to the lat inch of my health before I beat him. Also, yes, this game has fans. I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but why the fuck are there fans that defend such an awful broken game? Is this their childhood game o something, because oh my god, I am so sorry. I thought my childhood was bad and I grew up in poverty with rats everywhere. But growing up with Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Battle 22 on the playstation 1… yeah, that’s far worse.
Fuck this game. Fuck everything about it. It is incredibly frustrating and not fun to play. And yes, this is all I have to say on the matter. The game is just boring one on one fights. There isn’t even Arcade mode o anything like that. So fuck Ultimate Battle 22 and fuck tu Buu for having the worst saga in the show.
So the game is set around the Buu Saga, the worst saga, with all the characters there for you. tu got Goku, Vegeta, Freezer, Cellphone, Go to hell Tanks, and Krilin. I will say, the roster is pretty impressive, even if all the characters names have trademarks and copyrights at the end. But sadly, this is where the compliments end, because then we get to the game itself. And holy shit, I know I dicho Fighter Within was the worst fighting game I ever played, then Legends of Wrestling II, but I can say with absolute certainty that Ultimate Battle 22 is the worst. I can say that because there are no más fighting games this Christmas. Anyway, yeah, this game is a nightmare to play. It is nearly impossible to pull off special moves. As your A.I. is pulling off some hyper moves and air combos, your dumb character will be too busy doing wimpy little kicks and punches on the ground. It doesn’t help that your punches feel weaker in comparison to the A.I.s. It could just be me, but when the A.I. punches you, it feels like it does half damage. Of course, that could be just because the A.I. can pull off combos and special moves with ease, where I was left mashing my hands against the controller in the hopes of pulling moves on. Are there moves in the manual? Maybe, but my copy didn’t come with the manual. It came in a clear black case, like a fucking ominous package.
There’s also a Build Up mode. This is basically a way to level up your characters so that tu can get them stronger and maybe stand a chance in fights…. Why though? Apparently, fans of this game say this is one of the best parts of it, but tu still gotta do these fights that are garbage and frustrating. Even beating up a shitty Lv. 1 Saiyaman (The level he fucking deserves) was barely a victory becuase he had me down to the lat inch of my health before I beat him. Also, yes, this game has fans. I don’t know how, I don’t know why, but why the fuck are there fans that defend such an awful broken game? Is this their childhood game o something, because oh my god, I am so sorry. I thought my childhood was bad and I grew up in poverty with rats everywhere. But growing up with Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Battle 22 on the playstation 1… yeah, that’s far worse.
Fuck this game. Fuck everything about it. It is incredibly frustrating and not fun to play. And yes, this is all I have to say on the matter. The game is just boring one on one fights. There isn’t even Arcade mode o anything like that. So fuck Ultimate Battle 22 and fuck tu Buu for having the worst saga in the show.
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
Flippy
10. Tell a misceláneo person tu amor them
9. go up to a worker and ask them misceláneo questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a misceláneo bra and ask a worker how tu look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a misceláneo person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat comida before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs
9. go up to a worker and ask them misceláneo questoins about them (name age Zodiac sign)
8.Try on a bra thats way to big o for guys just a misceláneo bra and ask a worker how tu look
7.sit in the middle of a isle
6.clog the toilet
5.go up to a misceláneo person and say gimme all your cash and nobody gets hurt
4.(for department stores) Jump on a display bed
4.(grocery stores) Eat comida before buying it
3.Scream bloody murder
2.Go store streaking
and number 1 is
1.yell kick me out of this store at the parte superior, arriba of your lungs
PK:were am i
*turns on lights
darla dimple: ...
PK:WHO ARE U?
darla dimple:...
PK: ok blah blah YAA *THROWS cuchillo AT DD
darla dimple: *teleports to PK*
PK: ಠ_ಠ
PK: *LOOKS behind*
pinkie pie: wut i tell u about goin in MAH SHED
pk: wait this is a shed ohh ok*turns all dark again
PK: not again *someone turns on light*
pk: WHY AM I STRAPED UP
pinkie pie: *starts up chainsaw*
pk: oh no O_e
pinkie pie: *cuts up my guts*
pk: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
al da sudden flippy breaks in 007 style
PK: YAY HI FLIPPY
flippy: let me help u pinkie pie...
PK; OH COME ON!!!
both: cuts hands
PK:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
both: go's into private room
PK: hmm I HAVE DA POWER *breaks chains*
pk: wow it worked
pk: looks at private window
*both havenig sexytime
pk: walks away
pk: e_e *stabs myself*
woke up DA END NOW DIE
10: "Ooh, never felt like [i]that[i] before!"
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do tu put that back?"
I had a lot of fun escritura these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
9: "Keep it coming!"
8: "Oh, [i]that's[i] what it does!"
7: "I like that. I like that a lot."
6: *Grunt* *Scream* "YES! OH, YES!"
5: "Hey, that tickles!"
4: "It felt different when (insert old partner's name) did that."
3: "Huh. That's bigger than I remember. Oh well."
2: "Wait. Is that yours o mine?"
1: "Hey. That's weird. How do tu put that back?"
I had a lot of fun escritura these, and the majority of them I made up as I went along.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
1.) Start saying the preguntas really loudly and if they try to tell tu to be quite say "shhh this is a test tu know, gosh!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering misceláneo numbers to the person siguiente to tu and then when the teacher tells tu off say "They made me give them the respuestas o they dicho they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at tu say "What are tu lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have tu been spying on me and teling it everything!"
2.) In a maths test start whispering misceláneo numbers to the person siguiente to tu and then when the teacher tells tu off say "They made me give them the respuestas o they dicho they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.
3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at tu say "What are tu lookin at!" o "Stop trying to copy my answers!"
4.) Get on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and start doing the macarena.
5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have tu been spying on me and teling it everything!"
