misceláneo Article: Announcing The Annual Opposite día

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posted by SilentForce

Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite día last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this año because after making a encuesta about whether o not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite día on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this fecha was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the fecha than feel free to contact me.

MeiMisty, Karoii-chan and 3 others like this

TheLefteris24 https://youtu.be/gBNxGZP49ls

zanhar1 Now lets see if I remember the correct day lmao.

Rihanna312 ^

SilentForce ^^ Don't worry,I will remind you of it

JetBlack__ I guess xD

BlindBandit92 "shrugs" If I remember and if I am not busy.

Karoii-chan Sorry, I'm late! Noted. We'll celebrate it every year from next November onwards, God-willing, hopefully. <3

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50 Ways to get Assasinated

posted by JaseKS

50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:

1)Kick an assasin.

2)Poke a mob bosses eye.

3) Bite the Presidents shoe.

4)Stalk your best friend's mom.

5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.

6)Go insane.

7) Kidnapp Jesus.

8) Become a drug dealer.

9)Become an assasin.

10) Become a dictator.

11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.

12)Lick a serial killer's knife.

13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave tu all of my money!"

19) Steal from Subways.

20) Kill a murderers wife o husband.

21) Torture a árbol infront of a enviormentalist group.

22) Become a terrorsist.

23) Kill an...

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parte superior, arriba 11 things to do when your house is on fuego

posted by bubbletl

parte superior, arriba 11 things to do when your house is on fire

1) Drink cool water from fridge because after a while everything will burn down.
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2)Time to try out the newest bikini tu bought as it is going to be hot with fuego and all tu know.
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3)Don’t forget to take your phone charger and laptop when tu start running out of house.
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4)Update status on Fb thar your house is on fuego with picture of your house: A formula which will make tu super popular
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5)Give miss calls to your relatives and when they call back tell them about fuego and ask them to bring some food.
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6)Buy water pouches to put off fuego till...

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what if there was just one más charicter in harry potter part 1

posted by fly210

nothing changes till harry gets to hogwarts so I'm going to start there.
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Harry was sitting in the dinning hall when he heard a boy his age with greesed back blond hair say "Well it's true then, what they were saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts." He gustured to two people behind him. "This is Crabbe and that's Goyle, and I'm Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Ron snickers siguiente to Harry. "What?" Malfoy snaps at Ron "You think my names funny do you? no need to ask yours. Red hair, hand-me-down robe. tu must be a Weasley!" Draco turnes back to...

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Why Trolls Exist

posted by lucius_malloy

Answering the pregunta link

Once upon a time, there was a sad little person who had gotten bullied at school. This sad little person had gotten bullied because (s)he was shorter than the others, possibly heavier than them and quite certainly looked young for his/her age, and therefore seemed to be an easy target.
Now, this person was in fact quite intelligent, and was just bursting with snarky retaliations for these bullies, but could never say them for fear of another swirly. So (s)he kept quiet, shouting witty obscenities in his/her head.
One day, however, this person was on the computer...

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How to be a jerk at a funiral

posted by InvaderStickly

Ask who died every twenty minutes

Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"

Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"

Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"

Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh

Tap the person in front of tu then look away when they turn around

Say tu have a sixth since where tu can see dead people

Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"

Tell someone that the funiral was fun and tu should do it again sometime

If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"

Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!

Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO división, división, split

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is actuación the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are más than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has dicho that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that tu have to work hard...

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ten rules of housekeeping

posted by kitkat709477

1.vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers.Say this with a serious face,and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions carpet fresh.

2.Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when disturbed.Rename the area under the sofá "The Galapagos Islands" and claim ecological exemption.

3.Layers of dirty film on windows and screen provides a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun.Call it a SPF factor of 5 and leave it alone.

4.Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduces the glare from the bulb,thereby creating a romantic atmosphere.If your husband points out that the light...

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Random....Questions:Duncan-superfan (Answers to Moolah's questions)

posted by Duncan-superfan

Do tu think Eggs are disgusting?:

Only if there scrambled with ketchup. xp

Are perros cute?:

DUHH! ~<3

Do tu fish?:

Nope!

Are tu at the age where tu can drink?:

Not yet. x3

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

No,unless tu try to stick the whole thing in you're mouth. xD

Do tu have a boyfriend o girlfriend?:

Sadly, no.. </3

Do tu know who Hayley Steele is?:

Doesn't ring a bell....

Have tu ever watched Good Luck Charlie?:

Yes and I'm not fond of it. u_u

Ever taken a sponge bath?[u/]:

Don't think so..

[u]Do tu have your ears pierced?:

I used to.

Have tu broken your butt?:

No. =3

Tea is…?:

Best...