misceláneo Article: tu Know tu Live In 2009 When..

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tu Know tu Live In 2009 When..

posted by milorox18

tu Know tu Live In 2009 When...

1. tu accidently enter your contraseña into your microwave

2. tu haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace o a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As tu read this lista tu think about sending it to all of your friends

8. tu read this lista and keep nodding and smiling

9. tu think about how stupid tu are for lectura this

10. tu were too busy to notice number five

11. tu actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. tu now try this on your friends cause tu fell for it

blackpanther666, Tdinoahiscute4 and 12 others like this

Hidanfan Lol!!That is a good one!I will have to try this on my friends!! Your a evil genious!XD

SuperStar14 Hahaha! wow ur just a genious! thats a good one! i gotta try this on other ppl!

moeexyz I do 4 and 6 and I did notice that 5 wasn't there for that exact same reason!

juviechick1339 lol I'm so gonna try dis on me friends!!!

green6244 oh my gosh! Did everyone fall for the number 5 trick? Cause i did! Man, i am so stupid!

TVjunkie7598 you got me good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by wild-bby

My friend publicado these on her bebo page a while hace so I thought I'd share them with tu :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...

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famous lef handers

posted by shiriny

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

más famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy rayo, ray cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz

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strange but cool facts-1

posted by shiriny

-chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's corazón and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are más active sleeping than watching TV

-There are más chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...

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How To Annoy Other Drivers

posted by BellaCullen96

After tu cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and fuego trucks so tu get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what tu are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let tu in front of him/her, mostrar your appreciation por letting the entire...

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Ways To Annoy People On The Subway

posted by BellaCullen96

Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people siguiente to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your friends at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if tu throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....

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How To Annoy People On The playa

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask everyone tu meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as tu can.
If tu see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to pato under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as tu can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."

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How to make lipgloss

posted by boomy678

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, o pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids

Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum más gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min o completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting más till tu reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!

Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).

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Some Ways to Save the Earth

posted by Mallory101

1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage o compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens o stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...

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What happened last night...

posted by MrsPattinsonXO

Okay, so I was sitting on the sofá last night watching some rubbish televisión mostrar and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my arco iris colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I amor tu soooooo much' and so I was like 'I amor tu more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting tu a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting tu one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutos later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

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just some misceláneo websites

posted by big-fat-meanie

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www.google.co.uk/
barbie.everythinggirl.com/
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ten.com.au/
ninemsn.com.au/
au.tv.yahoo.com/
www.bratz.com/
uk.youtube.com/
www.messengerfreak.com/
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www.jenniferlopez.com/
www.apple.com/itunes/
www.facedub.com/
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fotoflexer.com/...

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Life is a test, Graded on a curve.

posted by hm94991

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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más facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

apio has negative calories. It takes más calories to eat a piece of apio than the apio has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to golondrina the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes amargo, amargos things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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Ways To Annoy People At The cine

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can tu fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the capucha, campana down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. o maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five minutos of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as tu got into the car but...

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misceláneo Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of misceláneo Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: lol ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG tu needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope tu liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that tu haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pregunta with another question. As soon as one of tu says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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19 ways to: Explain why tu are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go inicial and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted por aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late tu are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me adelante, hacia adelante to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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misceláneo fondo de pantalla

added by jlhfan624

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The Best Divorce Letter Ever!

posted by McDreamyluva

Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' por Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor dicho we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The día tu left, I swore I'd never talk to tu again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always tu who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....