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Princess Anna and queen Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do tu miss swimming?"

Elsa dicho "Well I guess I do."

Anna dicho "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa dicho "Problem?"

Anna dicho "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa dicho "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna dicho "Don't worry. I've been to this lake a few times. Nobody ever goes there. Lets check it out."

Elsa replied "Okay. Sounds like fun."

Anna and Elsa told the kingdom workers about what they were doing. There was no business to do so the 2 sisters were allowed to go. Anna grabbed a bag that she brought with her.

Anna and Elsa walked out of the kingdom. Elsa asked "How far away is the lake?"

Anna replied "2 miles away."

Elsa dicho "That would take a long time for us to walk to."

Anna dicho "I wish the lake was closer by."

The Duke of Weselton was nearby, because of a business deal he had with a company nearby.

Anna dicho "Actually the lake might be 5 miles, but if we run it might not take so long."

The Duke of Weselton laughed and stated "You silly fools are wasting your time which I don't mind. In fact I won't tell tu that there's a unpopulated lake half a mile away."

Anna replied "You accidentally helped us Mr. Weaseltown."

The Duke dicho "Darnit."

A short time later the 2 sisters were near the lake. They stood in front of some trees so tall that they could barely see the lake. Anna opened up the bag that she brought with her. She pulled out 2 towels.

Elsa uttered "I hope tu brought our swimsuits."

Anna replied "I'm sorry, but they were in the washing machine."

Elsa asked "Then what should we do?"

Anna dicho "Skinny dip. There's nobody else around so we'll have privacy."

Elsa dicho "Okay."

Anna and Elsa took off their clothes and put on the towels. Anna dicho "I'll race you. The first one that gets into the water first wins." Elsa nodded.

The 2 sisters started running. They were both running well, but Elsa suddenly stood still. Elsa tried to speak, but por then Anna was in the lake. Anna asked "Why did tu give up?"

Elsa nervously dicho "We're not the only ones here." Anna looked around and realized that a bunch of people were at the lake. The Duke of Weselton tricked them into going to a public lake.

Anna dicho "This probably isn't a private lake." Thankfully Elsa had a towel on and Anna went into the lake so fast that nobody saw her. Anna whispered "I need help Elsa."

Elsa dicho "Don't worry." Elsa walked up to the lake and handed Anna the other towel. Anna put on the towel before any of the other people saw her.

Anna asked "What should we do?"

Elsa replied "Escape before we make ourselves look like fools. We'll get dressed behind the trees."

Anna and Elsa were so nervous that they ran. They went behind the trees and got dressed before being seen.

Anna dicho "We could go to a unpopulated lake."

Elsa stated "Not today."

Anna and Elsa went home. 1 of the maids asked "How was your swimming day?"

Anna replied "Special, but not in good ways."

A week had gone por since Anna and Elsa's accidental visit to the public lake. The 2 sisters wanted to actually swim. Thankfully Anna had a plan.

Anna walked into the living room of the kingdom and stated "We should go swimming today."

Elsa dicho "But I don't want us to make another embarrassing mistake."

Anna tried to calm Elsa down por saying "I went to a nearby private lake yesterday so I know how to get there. Plus it's not that far away."

Elsa asked "Are tu sure it's not a public lake?"

Anna replied "I hanged out there for hours yesterday. Nobody came by. Please trust me."

Elsa dicho "Okay."

Anna grabbed the towel bag. She and Elsa started walking to the lake. The Duke of Weselton saw them and asked "What are tu 2 monsters up to?"

Anna replied "We're going to the lake."

The Duke dicho "You're probably going to go to that ugly lake nearby. Everybody avoids that plain looking place."

Anna dicho "I'm thankful for that." Anna and Elsa continued walking while the Duke angrily stared at them.

About 15 minutos later Anna and Elsa were near the lake. Elsa dicho "Thankfully the river is close enough to home. I hope tu brought our swimsuits this time."

Anna replied "I count on tu to remember these things instead of me. Don't worry. Nobody uses this lake. We don't need swimsuits."

Elsa asked "Are tu completely sure nobody will be there?"

Anna replied "I've been at this lake 6 days in a row and I never saw people. I promise we'll be okay."

Elsa dicho "Okay."

The 2 sisters were almost at the lake so they got undressed. They put on the towels and started running to the lake.

Anna dicho "I'll get to the lake before tu do."

Elsa replied "I might beat tu there this time."

Anna and Elsa arrived at the lake. They took off their towels. Elsa heard noises. People were starting to hang out near the lake. The Duke of Weselton had lied to the people about the lake area being a great place for picnics. There weren't any tables for the people to have picnics on, but the area had a good view of trees and even a arco iris so the people stayed.

Anna was about to get into the lake. Elsa whispered "I heard people." Anna and Elsa looked around and saw the people. The 2 sisters were so scared they could barely move.

Anna and Elsa managed to run to their towels and put them on before the people saw them. The 2 sisters breathed sighs of relief.

1 woman saw the 2 towel clad sisters and dicho "It's the princess and queen."

Elsa nervously dicho "Hi. It's nice to meet you."

A different woman dicho "You 2 should registrarse our picnic."

Anna dicho "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're underdressed for even that. Please excuse us."

Anna and Elsa walked out of the lake area and got dressed.

On the walk inicial Elsa dicho "Most embarrassing día ever." The Duke of Weselton overheard her and laughed.

Anna dicho "Stop it tu weasel."

Since the last 2 times Anna and Elsa went to a lake didn't work they decided to go an actual swimming pool this time.

Anna dicho "The lakes have pretty vistas of nature, but tu suggesting to go to a swimming pool is a better idea."

Elsa dicho "Thank tu Anna. I made sure to bring our swimsuits."

Anna replied "Thank goodness for that."

Anna and Elsa went to the female changing room and got on their swimsuits. Anna wore a green traje de baño and Elsa wore a blue swimsuit.

Elsa gently went into the pool, but Anna jumped in. Anna dicho "That was wicked fun."

Elsa replied "That was wicked crazy."

The Duke of Weselton asked "What are tu monsters doing here?"

Anna replied "Swimming of course. What are tu doing here?"

The Duke dicho "I didn't know that this was a swimming pool."

Elsa asked "What did tu assume it was?"

The Duke replied "I thought it was a water museum."

Anna whispered "Weirdo."

Anna and Elsa swam around. They hadn't swam in months so at first they weren't swimming that great, but later on they started swimming much better and even faster.

Anna dicho "Lets find out which of us can swim to the end of the pool the fastest."

Elsa replied "Okay Anna."

Anna and Elsa swam faster than ever before. They felt colder as they reached the end of the pool.

Anna dicho "We both swam so fast that I don't even know which of us won."

Elsa replied "We both did a good job." Elsa looked down and whispered "I lost my swimsuit."

Anna stated "I feel like I lost a traje de baño too." Anna looked down and dicho "I did."

Elsa dicho "We swam so fast that our swimsuits slipped off."

Anna and Elsa looked around for their swimsuits. The Duke of Weselton grabbed them out of the pool and dicho "I don't know who these used to belong to, but now I can sell them." The Duke walked out with the swimsuits.

Anna dicho "Nobody can see our bodies while we're in the swimming pool so we're okay."

Elsa asked "But how are we supposed to get to the female changing room without people seeing us?"

Anna thought about it and dicho "I have an idea, but it's crazy."

Elsa was nervous. She asked "What will we do?" Anna whispered her plan to Elsa.

A few minutos later the 2 sisters both rolled like a ball. They rolled out of the swimming pool. Doing that got them más attention from the people, but it saved anybody from seeing too much. They rolled to the female changing room.

Anna dicho "Wow. That was so much fun. Do tu wanna try that when we're at the kingdom?"

Elsa replied "Most embarrassing moment I've ever had."
posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 2



Dawn light was streaming into the cave. Flamingleap had just woken up to watch the sun rise. He sniffed the air hoping for it to be warm. Instead ice crystals stung his nostrils. He sighed. The tribe had been waiting for weeks for any sign of a thaw. Instead it seemed to get colder every day. Flamingleap heard the camp start to stir and he went out into the clearing of the cave. Thunderbolt, a male dragon with multiple shades of yellow, was picking dragones to hunt. “icyclaw.” thunderbolt flicked his tail towards a pure white male dragon. “you hunt near the edges of the mountains.”...
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posted by cookie-do
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So tu have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! hola girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did tu know besar is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken sopa actually makes tu feel better. 94% of boys would amor it if tu sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your parte superior, arriba lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult tu when they like you! 89% of guys want tu to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. chocolate will make tu feel better! Most...
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posted by Draculaura10
CHAPTER TWO: The Secret

Classes up until lunch went por in a blur except for finding out that Eve, Emmah, and Mellissa all had the same schedule. The three girls walked over to an empty mesa, tabla and sat down. "So, tu guys, what do tu think Ms.Winters wants us to come to her for? tu don't think it's one of her discipline lectures, do you? I sure hope not. One time I heard someone was in there for an hour!" Emmah said.

"I honestly don't know. hola Eve, where'd tu get that bracelet? It looks so cute. It would look cuter in purple though." Mellissa said. Both Eve and Emmah had a confused look on...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
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Uncle Jesse
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posted by penguin098
Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she dicho yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first fecha and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written por me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...
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I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red flor petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to amor your enemies."So the mariposas flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A...
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Sarah couldn't make a noise.Ariana ran to the little girl.Sarah got a grip on the sticks.When she stopped the little girl.Sarah stabbed Ariana in the back."OOOOWWWW!!WHAT THE HECK tu LITTLE IDIOT!"She yelled.She dropped to her knees.I picked up the little girl,which was crying."It's okay.Let's get tu to your mommy."Her mom was crying too."Here's your daughter."Sarah said."THANK YOU!THANK YOU!"The mom dicho and cheered.
Sarah walked back.
"SARAH!Oh my gosh!"Alicia dicho and she hugged her.
"That was amazing."Maybelle said.
"Guys!Focus!The stone."Sarah said.They got out and ran."Oh no!The Rights!That's...
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After that...
S:Lets watch a scary movie!!!
Everyone:YEAH!
S:(Flips channels)Here...
95 minutos later
C:My...God.(Pants)
P:(Falls over)
N:HELP ME JESUS!!
S:You guys never seen this one?I've seen it a hundred times!
C:My FLIPPING EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then a sound came
???:(Foot steps)
S:ETHAN!!!SHUT UP!
E:What?
C:That wasn't you?
E:That wasn't me what?
Everyone:HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!
E:WHAT!!!????
S:That sound!
E:I didn't hear anything.
N:Maybe it was just our imagination
Everyone:Yeah...
Then that sound came again,No body did anything.
The sound came again...Louder.
P:NOT OUR IMAGINATION!!!
Screams rose from that room
E:SHUT UP!!!
They we're all frightened.They called the police...the line died after they dicho ten words.
posted by MarMar_XigLux
Holy Pooping Skeletons! Guys, I don't know how I survived, but I did, and now I am here to tell tu guys about my encounter with the Slander Mawn.
It all started when me and my friends..Okay I don't have friends..Well me and my..Myself were Trick o Treating in Halloween. "Awesome! I hope I get Candeh!" I said. "Me too!" dicho myself. I was dressed as a elefante and myself was dressed as nothing. "Hey myself, I dare I can go into that scary Forest that most likely contains hombres lobo and Sparkly vampiros with underage girls!" I said. "Lololo -- tu just dared yourself!" dicho myself. "I accept!" dicho yourself. Yourself, myself and I entered the Forest and walked and stuff and it was dark and scary.

"Maybe I should head back.." dicho myself.

"And lose the dare? NO WAY!" dicho yourself.

"Um, guys I think I saw something!" I said.

Then a tall guy came and we died so much than we went to Heaven and came back as Ghosts.




















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How is friendship important when it's over once it starts?

"I was an active student in college, and I was really happy that I could get others' respects, as well as the teachers'. That made me get work office to mostrar my activity in of my college. Yeah, that was the bright side. But the dark side was that I was unable to attend my classes, and I badly had to find someone that records my lectures and notes the lessons. And here the problem was, even though, I'm an active student, there was none to note them for me. Nor a friend. I had to handle that por myself for a period and that was as hard...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter libros and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from tu (Example: When in a car o an elevator). If tu don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and navidad and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorito! song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by Misharrypotter
Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I dicho in return '' I don't care if your dressed o not get up and fry this tocino, bacon for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the tocino, bacon I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this año my...
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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if tu never got a best answer, just simply drink leche out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the pregunta might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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Minuets after the ritual the door campana rang "and who mite that be?" Miki went to answer the door to see that it was a boy who she had a meeting with his name Edgar J.C. Ashenbert. "I'm looking for Lady Mikio Anabelle Phantomhive Mochizuki" "your looking at her and plus never call me Anabelle Phantomhive" "why?" "because i always have been and always will be known as Miki,Miku,Mikio,and más but never Anabelle" Edgar came in and sat down on the sofá Miki sat down siguiente to him and they began to laugh and giggle and had no problems unlike with Hei "so do i have competition o not?" Edgar said...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**I got this from the internet again but i do not see why tu would want to be offensive at a funeral..but anywho this reminds me of Death At A Funerla^^**



1.Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she have sex with you.

2.Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until tu find your contact lens.

3.Punch the body and tell people he hit tu first.

4.Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5.Ask someont to take a snapshot of tu shaking hands with the deceased.

6.At the cemetary, play taps on a kazoo.

7.Walk around telling people that you've seen the will and they're...
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posted by moolah
Isaleia stepped stupidly out into the upset sunshine, and admired Jason's leg. "Ah," she sighed, "That's an angry sight."

Jason climbed off the cell phone and walked idioticly across the césped, hierba to greet his lover. Isaleia patted Jason on the wrist and then tried to throw him lovingly, but without success.

"That's all right," Jason said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not terrible," Isaleia. "Not as terrible as the time we threw in a trench."

Jason nodded huskily. "We were yucky back in those days."

"Our arms were younger, and we had a lot más fun with them," Isaleia said. "Everything seems...
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posted by TDIlover226
I link wrote about my misceláneo and creepy class mates in my science class. I wrote down what they dicho today in my notebook today.
Their randomness is the result of the 15 minutos of talking that we get before each class ends.
We're in 2nd hour, so por then we've gotten very bored with our day, crave lunch, have to pee (8D) so we distract ourselfs por saying the most misceláneo things that we can think about until the campana rings.


Lunneman = The science teacher. He'll be retiring siguiente year. tu can definitely tell why.


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James: *Walks in after being...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
If tu like to always have your nails looking good, we are sure that tu feel frustrated when they chip and break.

If tu want to know how to get stronger nails, then pay attention to these useful tips. They work!

File your nails: Every week tu need to file tu nails. Why? Because when tu file your nails your body receives the message that it is time to regenerate your nails again. When this happens, the nail comes through stronger and in this way, will last longer.

Don't use too much polish: At least a couple of days a week go without polish and give your nails time to breathe.

Don't paint straight on the nail: Before painting your nails, use one capa of clear nail protecter first. This will help strengthen your nails and give them needed nutrients.

Oil: Use almond, baby o aceituna, oliva oil on your nails after tu have removed polish. You'll see how healthy this makes your nails!
posted by jessicamc26
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The first nurse said, "I put cotton in his stethoscope so he couldn't hear. The segundo nurse said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms. The third nurse fainted.***************
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posted by orangeturnip
weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody dicho it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
pandas are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.