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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay o a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but tu might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider tu a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it por summer.
ME: Good idea, don't want más of your kind running around.


#5:
POST: Having the flu ain'r gonna stop me from being a slut :)
ME: tu know what also has flu symptoms? HIV. What do tu get from being a slut? HIV. What do tu deserve for being a slut? A shovel to the face. What tu thought I was gonna say HIV? I'm not a monster.


#6:
POST: So I accidantly drank my sons pee.. Tastes even better than my husbands pee.. I amor golden showers!
ME:



#7:
POST: Today my science teacher threw his dead carro in the freezer, so we had to clean it. #Gross.
ME: #NoShit!.. If your a professor.. Your cat died.. And tu put in a freezer so other have to clean.. tu shouldn't be a professor!.. tu shouldn't even be a alive.


#8:
POST: Korn has the best songs, "I wander out where tu can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleeeeed!!"
ME: That's Slipknot you, fucking, idiot!


#9:
POST: My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all tu want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
ME: Try watching shrek 2, dumbass.


#10:
POST: GTA V sucks, GTA 5 is better.
ME: Some people can't wake up in the morning without a daily dose of STUPID!!


#11:
POST: How old do tu have to be to watch porn? I'm a 11 año old, who has a 16 año olf brother who always wants me to watch porn with him.
ME: All that pregunta does is make me wanna puñetazo, ponche your brother.


#12:
POST: So my roommate and I watch porn every night.. Now he keeps wanting to masterbate in front of me. Is this normal?
ME: Not if your gay.. And weird!
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posted by ITF
por Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not
Why?

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for respuestas to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.
Why?

My leche is for you, not him all
You enjoy what tu eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...
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