Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what tu should do.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So tu can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll borrar the emails if tu want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get tu through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. o Angry Birds. That makes más sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
1. Change Your Name to Jeff
So tu can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.
2. Go to a Drive-through
To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.
3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter
How satisfying is this, tbh?
4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R
Someone should do it.
If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~
"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.
"I'll borrar the emails if tu want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.
5. Download an App to Get tu through These Tough Times
Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. o Angry Birds. That makes más sense, I guess.
I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!
2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"
3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.
4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.
5. Give a misceláneo stranger a Wet Willy.
6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.
7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.
8. Slap a waitress.
9. When a waiter asks tu want tu want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't tu like to know???!!!???"
10. When tu hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"
3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.
4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.
5. Give a misceláneo stranger a Wet Willy.
6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.
7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.
8. Slap a waitress.
9. When a waiter asks tu want tu want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't tu like to know???!!!???"
10. When tu hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
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Hello!Welcome to preguntas with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!
What do tu think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your pregunta in the comentarios and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!
IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)
Yeah Remember TO comentario YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!
SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!
What do tu think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your pregunta in the comentarios and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!
IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)
Yeah Remember TO comentario YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!
SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
what if oveja where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do
i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet oveja but there something about writting misceláneo articulo about them i a krave
idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing tu wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!
so what i'm saying is donate £3 a mes and a oveja will be dado a inicial and not a pie and tu will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever tu donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
a simple slob like one of us do do do
i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet oveja but there something about writting misceláneo articulo about them i a krave
idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing tu wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!
so what i'm saying is donate £3 a mes and a oveja will be dado a inicial and not a pie and tu will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever tu donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three minutos ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your comentarios telling me what tu thing
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three minutos ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your comentarios telling me what tu thing
hola hey!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a lista of iconos I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me publicar the articulo because I don't have enough typed in the articulo space!
Well, haha, fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for misceláneo insanity!
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La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Bored online, so I just decided to make a lista of iconos I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.
Awesome website people!
Check it out some time!
Why am I typing like this?
I'm taking up space!
They won't let me publicar the articulo because I don't have enough typed in the articulo space!
Well, haha, fanpop people!
Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I guess this is about it.
Scroll for misceláneo insanity!
La
La
Lalala!
Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it dicho that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if tu don't then tu need to see a doctor!!
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if tu don't then tu need to see a doctor!!