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posted by FloraorStella
Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what tu should do.

1. Change Your Name to Jeff

So tu can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.

2. Go to a Drive-through

To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.

3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter

How satisfying is this, tbh?

4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R

Someone should do it.

If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~

"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.

"I'll borrar the emails if tu want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.

5. Download an App to Get tu through These Tough Times

Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. o Angry Birds. That makes más sense, I guess.

I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.
posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a misceláneo stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks tu want tu want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't tu like to know???!!!???"

10. When tu hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
posted by randomgirl3000
1. Our brains create dreams through misceláneo electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future por getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the mes tu were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the día tu were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if tu have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on fanpop for 1 o 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if tu have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding o swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper o on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if tu have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty videos on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if tu have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if tu have an account

13. make a account on a website tu know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know tu cant...
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if tu say Vietnam he'll stab tu with a fork
if tu say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if tu call for help he'll stab tu in the butt.
Never run because tu know he'll catch you
he might torture o just plain kill you.
Run for cover, más like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if tu run o cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
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posted by britishboy
 as a human
as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed tu can stay and use your powers to Erase tu when tu wanna come down tu cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
 as an ángel
as an angel
"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie dicho as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at nuez, nogal Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minutos later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...
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posted by adaug
Hello!Welcome to preguntas with me!Okay first question:Uhm there's no name on here,okay well i says:Q:Why does TV Have commercials?A:good question!
answer is:WHY IS THE FREAKING SKY BLUE?GOD SHUT UP!

What do tu think?Give your opinion in the comments!
And put your pregunta in the comentarios and I'll answer one tomorrow!Bye!



IGNORE THIS PART!(I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)

Yeah Remember TO comentario YOUR QUESTION!I WILL TRY AND ANSWER ONE,EITHER LATER TODAY,OR TOMORROW!


SO I GOTTA MAKE THIS THING LONGER (idk why)But yup!
Gah gotta make it longer!ARG!Oh well!
posted by shutyourface
what if oveja where one of us do do do
a simple slob like one of us do do do

i don't live on a farm and i don't have a pet oveja but there something about writting misceláneo articulo about them i a krave

idiots put them in pies i think that is very disturbing tu wouldn't but a baby in a pie??!!???!!

so what i'm saying is donate £3 a mes and a oveja will be dado a inicial and not a pie and tu will get a free adoption pack and a cudderly toy and what eever tu donate shut-your-face fund will triple it
posted by nomblahnom
As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if tu like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because tu have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The siguiente día the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told tu “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The siguiente día again he calls again and once más asks to speak to his boss, por this time the wife is getting...
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posted by invadercalliope
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she dicho
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with tu has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block tu out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just tu and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...
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posted by victorodonnell
I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the kiss tu gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your amor struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Ravens
2.Crows
3.Blood
4.Gothic
5.Emo
6.Punk
7.eyes
8.Horror
9.Macabre
10.Death
11.My Chemical Romance
12.wiL Francis
13.Tre Cool(as of three minutos ago)
14.werewolves
15.Robert Pattinson
16.Strangeness
17.AFI
18.Fanpop
19.Taking pictures
20.Edgar Allen Poe
21.Stephen King
23.Anne Rice
24.Alfred Hitchcock
25.The Crow
26.Comic Books
27.Cats
28.Cemeteries and graveyards
29.Deviantart
30.Strange fashion
hahahaha,i'm so weird.anyways leave your comentarios telling me what tu thing
posted by slushy
    Staggering, running throught the pitch-dark forest I felt the cold wind rushing over my body. How fast was I going? I hadn't felt this fast in a good while. I must have been going faster than my normal 40 when this happens. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very fast. Most of the others in my pack are faster than me. But I am the strongest female...of course there are only two. Roxy and I. But anyway, I am tough. Tougher than most in this pack. The alpha we refer to as Dominic is surprised at my deal of strength, being a female and all. I am often praised for my great mind....
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posted by breebree446
hola hey!!!!!!!!!

Bored online, so I just decided to make a lista of iconos I think are really cool. I got all of them from Glitter Graphics.com.

Awesome website people!

Check it out some time!

Why am I typing like this?

I'm taking up space!

They won't let me publicar the articulo because I don't have enough typed in the articulo space!

Well, haha, fanpop people!

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I guess this is about it.

Scroll for misceláneo insanity!

La

La

Lalala!

Plz comment!!!!!!!!!!
 Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
Sooooooooooo cute!!!!!!
 Rain, rain, go away.....
Rain, rain, go away.....
 Squee!!!!!
Squee!!!!!
 If it's too loud, your too old!
If it's too loud, your too old!
 Lost......
Lost......
 People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
People aren't the only ones who suffer! Please help stop animal abuse:'(
 Immature is just another word used por people that don't know how to have fun!
Immature is just another word used by people that don't know how to have fun!
 Reality bites!
Reality bites!
 Awwwww:)
Awwwww:)
 <3
<3
 hombres lobo are better than vampires! Nuff said!
Werewolves are better than vampires! Nuff said!
 It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorito! book series!
It reminds me of Maximum Ride, my favorite book series!
 Love, not gender!
Love, not gender!
 Lol!
Lol!
 They pwn too!
They pwn too!
posted by cute20k
Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd tu let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im lost so howww
Did this happen?
And tu sit back just laughin
My corazón left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres más to life than just a dream.
If tu don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt más than you'd think.

Are tu buying my trust?...
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posted by jujuh98
Well my brother was asking me who are the 4 presidents on Mt. Rushmore and I named them all. Then he started saying that Thomas Jefferson invented the toilet and I told him someone else did and then he told me to look it up so I did and it dicho that Thomas Crapper invented the toilet. Isn't there similarities going on.
Thomas [Crapper] and [Toilet]. His last name is what alot of people do in a toilet. I also found out thats why some people call the toilet, "The Crapper". Yeah I laughed really hard when I found that out so if tu don't then tu need to see a doctor!!
#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the tiburón jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a tiburón roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down por a tiburón and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the dicho revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....
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