Here's a guide on what to do now that America is fucked up. Although, to be honest, it would be as fucked up if Clinton was POTUS, as well. Neither of the candidates were very good to start with, unfortunately. Anyway, here's what tu should do.

1. Change Your Name to Jeff

So tu can go, "My name's Jeff," if anyone asks for your name.

2. Go to a Drive-through

To relieve yourself of all the stress. Order a milkshake while you're at it.

3. Cuss Out Everyone on Twitter

How satisfying is this, tbh?

4. Write a fanfiction on Trump and Clinton Rated R

Someone should do it.

If anyone's seriously considering it, here's a prompt:~

"My wall's gonna keep out the Mexicans," Trump whispered Republican-ly.

"I'll borrar the emails if tu want me to," Clinton replied Democratically, her voice husky.

5. Download an App to Get tu through These Tough Times

Something like Flappy Bird should do the trick. o Angry Birds. That makes más sense, I guess.

I was just kidding. Forget all of the above and flee to Canada. NOW.