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posted by GDragon612
1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
2) TRY TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!!!
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what tu want.
7) Look at the person sitting siguiente to tu until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this at people "PLAY WITH ME!!!!!"
11) Burp as loud as tu can.
12) Put two lollipops in your mouth and pretend to be a walrus!
13) Walk up to a person, get down on your knees and propose. If yes, run away screaming, if no, run away screaming.
14) The siguiente time tu hug someone whisper "Help me" Then let go of them and act like nothing happened. ~
15) Get a ice cream cone and put it on your head.Then, pretend your a unicorn.
16) Go up to a misceláneo person and say, " do tu know what this shirts made out of? Girlfriend material!
17) Do tongue twisters.
18) Eat chicken.
19) When tu go trick o treating, ask for organic candy!!
20) At lunch in school, touch misceláneo people (including teachers) and say, "You're it! Bet tu can't catch me!"

21) Hug a tree.
22) Go up to a misceláneo stranger and blow a kiss then walk off.
23) When tu are on the xbox/phone/Facebook tell everybody " I see tu through your window! Get their reaction!
24) Put a walkie talkie in your mailbox and whenever someone walks by, scream into it.
25) Look for a unicorn.
26) Ask misceláneo people "On a scale of 1-10 what's your favorito! color of the alphabet?" Then shout DID tu HEAR THAT? TRIANGLE!
27) Stick misceláneo sticky notes all over town saying stuff like "IM AN ALIAN" and "I SEE YOU! teehee"
28) Go to the mall and shout "HEY IDIOT!" Count how many people turn around.
29) Walk into a shoe store (or any kind of specialized store) and ask if they sell shoes (or whatever). When they answer, say "Oh, too bad" and leave.
30) When a sibling is sleeping, go up to them and yell "BANANAS" as loud as tu can. Then run away.
31) Go trick o treating at 2 am in the morning on halloween.
32) Walk around town with friends and scream I amor tu to every car that passes por and see how many people say i amor tu back. its fun trust me
33) Stand on a sidewalk and randomly stare at people.
34) Run into Walmart and go to the meat isle. Ask a misceláneo person, "So, whats for dinner?"
35) Talk to friends with a bunch of phony science terms. See if they play along to avoid looking stupid.
36) Go into an empty public bathroom and when someone enters start moaning and groaning.
37) Go on the side walk and dance in front of cars and see if they beep at you...
38) Yell as loud as tu can "I am really bored" in public.
39) Take a stuffed animal hold it in your arms like a baby and tell everyone to touch it and when they do scream and run away.
40) Talk to Siri from an manzana, apple device and say will tu marry me.
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posted by moodystuff449
I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, tu can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one más service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving gatos for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time por blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.

I amor cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fuego at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied por the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force por which masculine will power is defeated por feminine water-power!...
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NOT por ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when tu think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever tu have to say during commercials.
3. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about tu ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like tu to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that tu can eat all you...
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1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that tu didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the comida comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.


4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.


5. Pay for a large order in pennies.


6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time tu pass the window. For added fun,...
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