2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us o someone else will.
3. We perra about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.
4. If tu won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing tu in private.
5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches amor Cuddling.
6. There's nothing we like más than tu hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.
7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.
8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.
9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.
10. Please us in bed, o your friend will.
11. We fake orgasms.
12. The concept of premenstrual syndrome was invented por a woman in Iowa who was trying to come up with a way to call her husband shit-for-brains without repercussions. MEANING we have an excuse once a mes for being a complete asshole, tu don't.
13. Send us flores for no apparent reason.
14. If tu cry más than we do thats a major no no.
15. tu can think girls are hot but don't let us know.
16. We most likely have snooped through your phone at least once… o twice.
17. Talk dirty to us in bed.
18. Girls are much better liars than boys so when your lying we can probably tell.
19. Manicures, our hair and jewelry are a few of our favorito! things.
20. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
21. Don't act differently towards us in front of your friends. Treat us better than tu usually do.
22. Make out with us in front of people tu know. It makes us feel special and wanted.
23. tu are most likely never going to have a threesome with us so tu might as well give up.
24. We go to the bathroom in groups to talk about you…. o to do coke.
25. We talk about sex way más than tu do.
26. Shaving is a major bitch. But if we do it, tu better do the same.
27. Don't flirt with our friends.
28. Rest assured, we may not have “liked” your picture, but we definitely saw it.
29. We can be dirt poor but still find the money for new shoes.
30. We understand tu don't care what we're wearing but complaint it anyway WE CARE WHAT WE'RE WEARING.
31. Being pale to us is social suicide.
32. When tu break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with tu two o three más times.
33. No matter who tu are o what tu look like, it's always flattering when tu hit on us.
34. It's a proven fact that girls get colder than guys hence why we want to cuddle after sex.
35. tu look sexiest in a tux.
36. Girls can take selfies, men most certainly can not.
37. If we amor you, there is nothing so filthy that tu can't say it in bed.
38. When we say, 'I don't like to play games,' it's because we are very experienced at playing games.
39. "You aren't the only one who thinks that two women having sex is hot. If we haven't tried it, most of us have at least imagined what it would be like to kiss a pair of shiny red lips." - Maria Bello.
40. tu ALWAYS have to side with us.
41. We like when tu feel comfortable telling us little things about you.
42. We amor good morning texts from you.
43. We need tu to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when tu call. We realize this seems like a double standard.
44. Bad breathe is the biggest turn off.
45. Our enemies better not be your friends.
46. When we ask tu how your día was we expect an answer a little longer than just "fine."
47. We understand if we ask tu whats wrong and tu say nothing but we will keep trying to get something out of you.
48. "Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms." -Kim Cattrall
49. Comfort us and try to make us feel better when we're upset.
50. We always want half of your dessert… but will never order it. So men, ORDER IT.
51. We have stalked your exs on facebook and Instagram.
52. We want tu to make the first move.
53. We amor cheesy romantic comedies.
54. tu want us skinny, we want to see a six pack.
55. Do not try too hard to make sense of the strange dynamics of female friendships. We can hate our friends one día and amor them the next.
56. If we go down on tu we expect tu to return the favor…. and please guys don't use your teeth while you're down there.
57. The trashier the reality TV mostrar the better.
58. We know tu watch porn.. And that's fine, watch all the porn tu want as long as you're not physically having sex with anyone then we are fine.
59. Our beauty routine takes time. Be patient.
60. We only go down if tu keep your césped, hierba cut.
61. We want to take cheesy couple pics so we can mostrar the world how cute we look.
62. No part of us wants to know how much your mom loved your ex.
63. Us watching tu play video games does not count as spending quality time together. In fact, we hate watching tu play video games ever.
64. tu are required to like our best friend and if tu don't, fake it.
65. We want to meet your family and for them to like us.
66. Wine is the quickest way to get a girl talking.
67. Women always win in arguments. Give up.
68. We hate your taste. We will never agree who tu drool over, unless it's Megan Fox.
69. We like tu to be jealous.
70. We are constantly on our iPhones. We're not bored it's just habit.
71. We can have guy friends, this does not mean we are having sex with them.
72. "I was drunk" is not an excuse for cheating, o being an asshole. Two can play that game.
73. Include us in things.
74. taco campana o any fast comida restaurant is not an acceptable place to take us on a date… EVER.
75. 50 shades of Grey changed the sex world for us all. Tie us down and use props.
76. We don't want to hear about your ex girlfriend.
77. We most definitely do not want to watch the sports game.
78. We are emotional and cry a whole lot.
79. This is how we see it, don't call = don't care.
80. We expect tu to remember our anniversary. Game over if tu forget.
81. Don't take too long to reply to our texts, we aren't as patient as tu men.
82. We can be late, tu can't.
83. Way to tell if you're being an asshole… Would tu like it if a guy treated your sister that way? Didn't think so.
84. We like PDA and don't care if tu don't.
85. We still stalk our exes regularly… this doesn't mean we still have feelings for them but as long as social media exists we will continue keeping tabs on their lives.
86. How to satisfy a women is easy. Cuddle with her.
87. The silent treatment is indication that tu did something wrong.
88. We amor when tu have a nickname for us that only tu use.
89. Even if tu think it is cool to burp, fart, o emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
90. We amor it when tu ask for our advice.
91. At the end of the día we would pick a guy with a fantastic personality who can make us laugh over a guy with a hot body no matter how much we tell our friends otherwise…
92. Never mostrar up to a bar in athletic shoes/attire…. Speaking of appropriate attire "wife beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
93. Don't seem too needy but also don't seem to distant.
94. Thanks to DIsney, we all believe in fairy tale endings and expect tu to provide us with one. Don't disappoint.
95. We may order salads in front of tu but trust me our mouths are watering for that cheese burger tu ordered.
96. Take us on the craziest fecha tu can think of. We are bored of the traditional movie and cena dates.
97. Our future weddings already planned out in our heads. Don't think we're psychotic thats just what us girls do.
98. Play with our hair and massage us. We will amor tu for it.
99. If we really amor you, we will do anything in our power not to let tu go.
100.We couldn't amor anything más than when tu tell us "I amor you."
