SSOOK78 (Cookie)
VS
HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)
BEGIN
ssook78
hola Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to tu cause i'm to nice
nicer then tu in fact most people will say
yeah that's right tu heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were friends in the first place
because tu have an ugly culo face
hikari_hiwatari
oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought tu were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
tu calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is más scary
tu o Bloody Mary
tu better watch what tu say o i'll come for tu in your sleep
por the way i suggest tu start counting some sheep
ssook78
well I am your bestie but i had to say my opinion
so let me say it now because i can say whatever the fuck i want
oh yeah por the way after the exams
your looking kinda salty
so i made tu some ham
so anyway go back to your little hole
cause i just ran into a pole
hikari_hiwatari
hola do i look like a mouse?
i'm not Micky who came from the disney house
por the way thanks i amor your ham
can i get some galletas after the exam
tu really are my bestie just so then tu will know
also is your head okay girl?
cause our friendship means the whole wide world
WHO WON?
WHO CARES?
we can't really fight cause we're best friends soooo tu wasted a lot of time in your life X3 have a nice day!
Love
ssook78 and hikari_hiwatari
VS
HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)
BEGIN
ssook78
hola Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to tu cause i'm to nice
nicer then tu in fact most people will say
yeah that's right tu heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were friends in the first place
because tu have an ugly culo face
hikari_hiwatari
oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought tu were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
tu calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is más scary
tu o Bloody Mary
tu better watch what tu say o i'll come for tu in your sleep
por the way i suggest tu start counting some sheep
ssook78
well I am your bestie but i had to say my opinion
so let me say it now because i can say whatever the fuck i want
oh yeah por the way after the exams
your looking kinda salty
so i made tu some ham
so anyway go back to your little hole
cause i just ran into a pole
hikari_hiwatari
hola do i look like a mouse?
i'm not Micky who came from the disney house
por the way thanks i amor your ham
can i get some galletas after the exam
tu really are my bestie just so then tu will know
also is your head okay girl?
cause our friendship means the whole wide world
WHO WON?
WHO CARES?
we can't really fight cause we're best friends soooo tu wasted a lot of time in your life X3 have a nice day!
Love
ssook78 and hikari_hiwatari
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragones say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pescado say blub blub blub.
13. unicornios say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragones say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pescado say blub blub blub.
13. unicornios say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond mover 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got inicial and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 más feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she respuestas back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond mover 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got inicial and found the wife preparing cena and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 más feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she respuestas back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic segundo line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying tu simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I amor your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying tu simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I amor your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'