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posted by SymmaGirl2
There's no reality except the one contained within us. Which is why so many people live an unreal life. They take imágenes outside them for reality and never allow the world within them to assert itself.

Whatever tu give to life, it gives back. Don't hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from tu will eventually return to you. amor others. And amor will come back to you.

There are two ways of spreading light. Be the candle o the mirror that reflects it.

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it.

Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day, whispering, "I'll try again tomorrow."

amor waits for one thing: the right moment.

Trust is like paper. Once it's crumpled, it can't be perfect again.

Self respect is not a function of size, age, o wealth. Breathe deep, sing loud and sweet, "I am me, I am unique, I am magnificent."

Beginnings are usually scary and endings are usually sad, but it's what's in between that makes life worth living.

Sometimes we expect más from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.

Life is full of beauty. Notice it. Notice the bumble bee, the small child, and the smiling faces. Smell the rain and feel the wind. Live your life to the fullest potential and fight for your dreams.

All of the wonderful things in life are so simple that one is not aware of their wonder until they are beyond touch.

Happiness springs from doing good and helping others.

Keep your feet on the ground while your head is in the clouds.

Believe in those who seek the truth. Doubt those who find it.

If tu don't make mistakes, then tu aren't working on hard enough problems. That is a huge mistake.

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse is keeps moving but never makes any progress.

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely only when the have been exhausted over all other alternatives.

Do not look where tu fell, but where tu slipped.

Logic will get tu from A to B. Imagination will take tu anywhere.

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.

The real problem is not whether machines think, it is whether men do.
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I'm putting two funny artículos together in one, hope tu enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I amor deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would tu know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what tu need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless tu hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't tu the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, tu must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are tu Andy o Barney?

6) I thought tu had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your maletín o purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person siguiente to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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