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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley o our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I dicho giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the pan de molde, pan and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least another día and we promise to be good children"My brother prayed."Okay Adam let's go"I dicho standing on my blood covered knees."Kathrin will god let us go to heven,i mean we've been bad kids"Adam said.My brother and i were twins both thirteen but Adam didn't know how to care for me and still had a little kid mind still in him like the cowardly lion.My brother was no coward but he was afraid of being alone.I ran away at the age of nine and mey brother stayed and when i tried to come inicial my brother wouldn't leave.And yet he doesn't think that HE left."Kathrin"Yelled my little brother.His heavy breathing and panting scared me.Was he running to me o away from somthing.My plan as that he running to me."Adam where are you"I yelled out."Get out alive"A scratchy voice yelled out.I Relly bright light lit up the whole alley i saw my brother on the ground his eyes blood shot red and he was scared to death.He told himself he wasn't scared and i held onto him and felp his corazón beat.Thump thump thump thump and wouldn't slow down and i knew i had to calm him down so i sang a luliby."Don't be scared little one for i shall never leaver you"I sang out"Never forget my beatring corazón for it shall guide tu home."Adam soon fell asleep and so did i.But while trying to sleep i heard a breath and a voice."Over here son"Said a loud but calming voice.Footsteps boomed and echoed donw the long alley.A flashlight shone and two people saw me and my brother who was still lazily sleeping por me side.The younger boy looked like he was my age o at least fourteen and a half."What do we do with em"The boy dicho pulling out a small hand gun.I cringed at the sight of it."Jamie put your gun away"ordered the man.Adam woke up but his eyes closed cuz the light hurt them."Kristen what do they want"Adam dicho with his fingernails digging into my skin.I maoned and Jamie sat stood on his knees and looked at all of our cut bruises and scraps and he told us that we had to come with him."How can we trust tu and why should we trust you"My brother and i dicho in unsion.Jamie smirked and stood up tall and fearless he walked down the long alley and punched th wall.He cursed under his breath and i knew it.I let go and stood up and walked over to Jamie.I smiled and held out my hand.Jamie looked at my hand and then at me like i was crazy and at that point i probably was."You little bastard"Jamie dicho with his hands in his pockets.My eyes widened my hand fell and tears ran down my face."You want to get on my good dicho so tu can take my over"Jamie said."Y-You idiot that's not at all i was trying to do.Jamie punched the muro again but he ran back and ran towards the muro stepped on the edge and flipped over."I got más skill than tu have tu dying disease"Jamie said.Tears ran down my face but then my vision got blurry and i fell to the ground."Kristen"ADam yelled at the parte superior, arriba of his lungs.Jamie dropped to his knees."I didn't say die tu idiot"Jamie said.I woke up in a hospital cama with wire taped to me and people with needles poking with them.I couldn't feel hear o smell any thing.My hands were numb and my throut was dry.Jamie walked in with a leather chaqueta on with a white camisa, camiseta on and his only change of pants on while he was chewing gum."Hey disease your doing better"Jamie dicho beside my bed.I closed my eyes and opened them again."Why do tu hate me"I asked him."He doesn't hate tu sis he was the one that carried tu the five miles to the hospital"Adam dicho in the same clothes as Jamie and for once he didn't act like scared Adam he was actully brave.My corazón beat in side my lifeless body and i felt like Jamie actully cared.Adam and Jamie held one of my hand."Oh and Jame please don't call me diseas any more"I asked.Jamie rolled his eyes but he still nodded.
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First ch. a lil long but i think it's awsome.
I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask tu say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing camisa, camiseta sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If tu want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS o If tu find a camisa, camiseta store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the comida court and go to a fast comida place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a mesa, tabla canto elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as tu can "I amor THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT día AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until tu see an old lady/guy...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while hace and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask tu somethingand i want tu to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how tu feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want tu to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi o Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
added by xxXsk8trXxx
1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog comida is a beautiful thing to watch when tu are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when tu sleeeeeep.

13. Bye dicho Santa while eating Blitzen.
added by XxKeithHarkinxX
Source: google
just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped por terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds estola it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket estola it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minuto intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people tu can get to registrarse in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department por sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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This was definitely the most difficult lista I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. tu can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the parte superior, arriba 10 and just listing the other women and mostrando pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for tu guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope tu enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to comentario and I can't wait to hear what...
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive tu to madness por letting tu figure out why the heck I dicho pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, o perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...
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These are my parte superior, arriba 15 LEAST favorito! celebridades and just like with my parte superior, arriba 15 favorito! celebridades lista I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell tu how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to mostrar that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a lista like this pretty much just dicho they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my lista and please keep in mind this is just my...
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added by shiriny
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I amor her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, o movie. Please comentario and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The cisne Princess, Anastasia,...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of tu might have heard of the game Facade. those of tu who have, tu probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she dicho "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they dicho yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly



42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - tu should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)



43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me



44.
Name: James Buckley...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are tu really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he dicho that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can tu tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by Hinata-Snow
I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. tu will never find anybody who can give tu a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell tu that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling tu that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed por the federal government is entertainment.
5. tu should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests tu think she's pregnant unless tu can see an...
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Man: Where have tu been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this asiento empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do tu do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hola baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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