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How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did tu hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from tu cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
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General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
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Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is más annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can mover in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring tu food.
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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a circulo, círculo around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a nintendo cartucho into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
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Ways to Annoy People on the playa
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone tu meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as tu can.
If tu see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between tu and the people in front of tu while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what tu did last summer."
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Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a ducha, ducha de for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
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Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks tu to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
correo electrónico your boss the message: I know what tu did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
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Ways to Torture the pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if tu they can put comida color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time o tu will sue.
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How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
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Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor actuación Like Mr. Know-It-All" o "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
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Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, tu must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought tu had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
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Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet comida aisle, etc.
mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
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Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would tu hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would tu look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can tu believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
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Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your árbol with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the parte superior, arriba of the chimney with barbed wire.
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How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two o three party check.
If tu send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then fecha stamped.
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How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
mostrar up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
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Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
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Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if tu are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if tu would like fries with your order.
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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station mostrando “Saved por the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
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Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
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How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word tu say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring mesa, tabla for comida from their plates.
Ask your fecha how much money they have with them.
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Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: comida Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the siguiente table.
Whenever anyone leaves their asiento at another table, put some particularly messy peice of comida on their seat.
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Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
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Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with frases from your VCR manual.
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How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight hora lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are tu a really bad singer, o a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, tu shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
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How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
registrarse Hell's ángeles por mail.
Redecorate your garage.
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Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them tu don't have an accent, they do.
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How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down o speed up.
Every time tu see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
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How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking por keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If tu are on vacation and tu see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
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Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of brócoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired tu want escritorio plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
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Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
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Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave galletas and leche in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I amor GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to tu say, "Why don't tu speak más clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim tu are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe tu but DONT give up, see how far tu can get ( WARNING, may result in tu being arrested)

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include 'comical' situations such as "in the (likely) event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when tu are the only one laughing.

4. when...
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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

"This is not going to end well." Me, Ben and scissor mouth said.

We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean por 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

"I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not gonna end well." Ben said, Letting go of may hand.

While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

We stopped where we were.

"Well, well,well. Guess who came crawling back!" Jeff said, playing with his knife.

"I CAME TO FUCKING SETTLE THIS!" Jane...
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posted by RulerL0rd
Ghetto Names

Mostly popular with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming más common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us por our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...
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hetalia COZ I CAN XD
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes por waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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