How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did tu hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from tu cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for más
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is más annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can mover in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring tu food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a circulo, círculo around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a nintendo cartucho into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the playa
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone tu meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as tu can.
If tu see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between tu and the people in front of tu while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what tu did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a ducha, ducha de for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks tu to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
correo electrónico your boss the message: I know what tu did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if tu they can put comida color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time o tu will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor actuación Like Mr. Know-It-All" o "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, tu must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought tu had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet comida aisle, etc.
mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would tu hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would tu look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can tu believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for más
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your árbol with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the parte superior, arriba of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for más
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two o three party check.
If tu send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then fecha stamped.
>>> click here for más
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
mostrar up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for más
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if tu are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if tu would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for más
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station mostrando “Saved por the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for más
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word tu say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring mesa, tabla for comida from their plates.
Ask your fecha how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for más
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: comida Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the siguiente table.
Whenever anyone leaves their asiento at another table, put some particularly messy peice of comida on their seat.
>>> click here for más
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with frases from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight hora lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are tu a really bad singer, o a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, tu shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for más
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
registrarse Hell's ángeles por mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for más
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them tu don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for más
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down o speed up.
Every time tu see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for más
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking por keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If tu are on vacation and tu see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of brócoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired tu want escritorio plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave galletas and leche in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
Ask, “did tu hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from tu cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for más
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall muro and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
>>> click here for more
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is más annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can mover in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring tu food.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a circulo, círculo around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a nintendo cartucho into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People on the playa
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone tu meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as tu can.
If tu see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between tu and the people in front of tu while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what tu did last summer."
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a ducha, ducha de for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks tu to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
correo electrónico your boss the message: I know what tu did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
>>> click here for more
Ways to Torture the pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if tu they can put comida color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time o tu will sue.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor actuación Like Mr. Know-It-All" o "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
>>> click here for more
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, tu must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do tu know why tu pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought tu had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet comida aisle, etc.
mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
>>> click here for more
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would tu hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would tu look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can tu believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
>>> click here for más
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your árbol with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the parte superior, arriba of the chimney with barbed wire.
>>> click here for más
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two o three party check.
If tu send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then fecha stamped.
>>> click here for más
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give tu a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
mostrar up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
>>> click here for más
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if tu are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if tu would like fries with your order.
>>> click here for más
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station mostrando “Saved por the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
>>> click here for más
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word tu say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring mesa, tabla for comida from their plates.
Ask your fecha how much money they have with them.
>>> click here for más
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: comida Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the siguiente table.
Whenever anyone leaves their asiento at another table, put some particularly messy peice of comida on their seat.
>>> click here for más
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with frases from your VCR manual.
>>> click here for more
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight hora lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are tu a really bad singer, o a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, tu shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
>>> click here for más
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
registrarse Hell's ángeles por mail.
Redecorate your garage.
>>> click here for más
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them tu don't have an accent, they do.
>>> click here for más
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down o speed up.
Every time tu see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
>>> click here for más
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking por keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If tu are on vacation and tu see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of brócoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired tu want escritorio plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
>>> click here for más
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave galletas and leche in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
>>> click here for more
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest tu all registrarse in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest tu all registrarse in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
Funny Cat
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What tu call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what tu call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope tu like them :)
O.O
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first pregunta what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of libros do tu read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d tu go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gótico style!
Reporter:What do tu like to hum o sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first pregunta what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of libros do tu read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d tu go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the gótico style!
Reporter:What do tu like to hum o sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with más wise words.
a wise man once dicho (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) dicho a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope tu do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I dicho befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see tu in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once dicho (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) dicho a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope tu do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I dicho befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see tu in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
-if tu amor anime and Twilight,
then tu are going to amor this!
-They are making an anime series of the saga!
más and más the rumor of an anime Twilight mostrar is getting stronger.
The word is that is will come out after the last part of the saga comes out in the cinema!
So, we have some time,
because the last part of the movie does not come out until 2012. So, we probably won't have Twilight anime until 2013!
Sent in por (Wambie),By -Shiningstar542-,girls V.
source: europapress
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests tu could try
1: Ask really stupid preguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so tu can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them tu know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask tu for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as tu can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid preguntas like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so tu can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them tu know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask tu for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as tu can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu do not like colorful caballos with the ability to speak, run for your life.
Song: link
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten más popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
continue reading...
Song: link
This fan fiction was created in association with...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten más popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
