1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutos later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if tu are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when tu get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if tu can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutos and if your teacher notices how long tu were gone, say tu have diarrhea o constipation.
8.During a lesson o while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, pregunta it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your asiento and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if tu are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if tu aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how tu are never chosen (even if tu get chosen often) o accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when tu get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when tu get asked about it, say that tu aren't allowed tu tell-the government has made tu swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma o grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! tu look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen o pencil to school so that tu can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives tu a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the día with a grin.
17.When tu are supposed to be lectura silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives tu the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... tu look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this pregunta due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that tu heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that tu can't answer that. They threatened tu to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that tu had to take care of'.
26.(If tu haven't learned) In an important test o assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your culo off that afternoon and the siguiente día when tu are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that tu are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, día after day.
30.If tu ever have to mark your own work, with every pregunta tu get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if tu are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when tu get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if tu can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutos and if your teacher notices how long tu were gone, say tu have diarrhea o constipation.
8.During a lesson o while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, pregunta it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your asiento and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if tu are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if tu aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how tu are never chosen (even if tu get chosen often) o accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when tu get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when tu get asked about it, say that tu aren't allowed tu tell-the government has made tu swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma o grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! tu look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen o pencil to school so that tu can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives tu a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the día with a grin.
17.When tu are supposed to be lectura silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives tu the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... tu look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this pregunta due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that tu heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that tu can't answer that. They threatened tu to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that tu had to take care of'.
26.(If tu haven't learned) In an important test o assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your culo off that afternoon and the siguiente día when tu are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that tu are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, día after day.
30.If tu ever have to mark your own work, with every pregunta tu get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
*She throws comida at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid preguntas (ex: What do biblioteca cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a día when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who tu think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book por its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders o u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id amor to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break tu down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to tu that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating comentarios about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why tu like what tu do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do tu do it? Do tu have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever tu do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to tu that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating comentarios about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why tu like what tu do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do tu do it? Do tu have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever tu do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent plátano even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a plátano is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but tu can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a más stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubes song)
plátano plátano oveja are there friends
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a plátano is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but tu can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a más stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are clubes song)
plátano plátano oveja are there friends
BANANAS
one día that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny dicho hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first fecha ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him inicial AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO inicial AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE dicho WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE dicho COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton dulces road like 45 like segundos hace and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like tu like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went inicial and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like día in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't tu wanna mix cotton dulces and popscicles!
That was like a like better like día in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't tu wanna mix cotton dulces and popscicles!
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1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragones say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pescado say blub blub blub.
13. unicornios say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. dragones say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. pescado say blub blub blub.
13. unicornios say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.