1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two minutos later.
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if tu are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when tu get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if tu can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutos and if your teacher notices how long tu were gone, say tu have diarrhea o constipation.
8.During a lesson o while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, pregunta it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your asiento and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if tu are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if tu aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how tu are never chosen (even if tu get chosen often) o accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when tu get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when tu get asked about it, say that tu aren't allowed tu tell-the government has made tu swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma o grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! tu look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen o pencil to school so that tu can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives tu a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the día with a grin.
17.When tu are supposed to be lectura silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives tu the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... tu look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this pregunta due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that tu heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that tu can't answer that. They threatened tu to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that tu had to take care of'.
26.(If tu haven't learned) In an important test o assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your culo off that afternoon and the siguiente día when tu are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that tu are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, día after day.
30.If tu ever have to mark your own work, with every pregunta tu get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.
3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.
4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.
5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if tu are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.
6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when tu get woken up, scream loudly and shout 'RAPE! RAPE! RAAAAPE!!!!'
7.Ask if tu can go to the bathroom and then tour the school for about 10 minutos and if your teacher notices how long tu were gone, say tu have diarrhea o constipation.
8.During a lesson o while the class is working, blow your nose very loudly and make it sound awful.
9.Every time your teacher has explained something, pregunta it and when he/she proves it, say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, NOW I get it!'
10.When he/she asks a question, raise your hand and jump up and down in your asiento and say 'PICK ME! ME! ME! I KNOW!' and if tu are chosen say 'I forgot.' and if tu aren't chosen sigh loudly and complain about how tu are never chosen (even if tu get chosen often) o accuse him/her of being bias.
11.Come to school late and when tu get asked about it, burst into tears saying that your goldfish died.
12.Come to school late and when tu get asked about it, say that tu aren't allowed tu tell-the government has made tu swear to secrecy.
13.Call your teacher (if he/she's old) grandma o grandpa.
14.Call your teacher (if he/she's young) aunt/uncle).
15.Ask a female teacher (who isn't too young) her age and when she answers, gasp and 'You can't be! tu look MUCH older than that!'
16.Never bring a pen o pencil to school so that tu can ask your teacher for a pen. If he/she gives tu a pencil, chew on the end of i until it's all slobbery and chewed up and give it to them at the end of the día with a grin.
17.When tu are supposed to be lectura silently, read out loud and struggle with every word longer than six letters.
18.Never use a dictionary-ask your teacher, especially when asking for spelling on words. When he/she gives tu the correct spelling-say 'Sorry? I didn't catch that.' and do that about three times.
19.Eat something in class-something very loud and crunchy.
20.When your teacher is shouting at someone, yell 'DOES SOMEONE NEED A HUG?' and grin.
21.When a female teacher has a new haircut, ask 'Is that a new haircut?' and if she says that it is, say 'It...*giggle* suits you. *giggle* Yea... tu look great.' then walk away laughing hysterically .
22.On a test paper, when answering one say 'I cannot answer this pregunta due to religious purposes.'
23.Tell him/her that tu heard the other teachers talking badly about him/her in the teachers lounge. If he/she asks which ones then say that tu can't answer that. They threatened tu to secrecy.
24.Speak like Yoda.
25.Come to school late in a superhero costume and say that there was 'trouble that tu had to take care of'.
26.(If tu haven't learned) In an important test o assignment, write so small that he/she can't read it. Learn your culo off that afternoon and the siguiente día when tu are presented with your test and the teacher complains, say that tu are willing to re-write it for him/her and write it in huge handwriting.
27.Come to school in flip-flops and make loud noises with them.
28.When turning in an assignment, write 'This message will self-destruct.'
29.Keep leaving your textbook at home, día after day.
30.If tu ever have to mark your own work, with every pregunta tu get right say 'YESSSSSSSSS!'
