1.)When your teacher asks any preguntas say "Why does my gatos breath smell like cat food?"
2.) When the teacher is lectura out facts say "Lies! Lies!" o "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why tu didn't do your homework say " tu can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks tu to answer a pregunta say "The brain tu are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at inicial but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO tu WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" o just say a misceláneo number and when they tell tu to stop being so stupid say "Are tu being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
2.) When the teacher is lectura out facts say "Lies! Lies!" o "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why tu didn't do your homework say " tu can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks tu to answer a pregunta say "The brain tu are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at inicial but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO tu WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" o just say a misceláneo number and when they tell tu to stop being so stupid say "Are tu being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
1. tu grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. tu take fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when tu sneeze.
5. tu don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and tu don’t even work there.
7. tu spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. tu can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. tu can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. tu take fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when tu sneeze.
5. tu don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at starbucks and tu don’t even work there.
7. tu spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your gatos are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. tu can’t even remember your segundo cup.
10. tu can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five más songs, can tu believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even dicho that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her siguiente CD Rebecca promises to have a más natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking inicial from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a ballena drove por in his sedan and dicho happy halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went inicial and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pescado tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went inicial and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a pescado tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do amor Misa though!
I amor arroz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I amor my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I amor the colors: lima, cal Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I amor the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and l then Mellow then Near!
I do amor Misa though!
I amor arroz balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I amor my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I amor the colors: lima, cal Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I amor the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my naranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here tu are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look más ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own cisne costume. Look at my naranja beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here tu are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look más ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for tu then it is más than possible that with a little time tu two can go back to being friends.
friends and just friends. tu must be clear about what tu want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what tu want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart tu still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then tu are ready to be friends again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some friends and the fuego alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fuego alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been más funny to tu if tu *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop dicho this articulo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the fuego alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been más funny to tu if tu *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop dicho this articulo is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.
“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.
This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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