1.)When your teacher asks any preguntas say "Why does my gatos breath smell like cat food?"
2.) When the teacher is lectura out facts say "Lies! Lies!" o "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why tu didn't do your homework say " tu can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks tu to answer a pregunta say "The brain tu are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at inicial but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO tu WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" o just say a misceláneo number and when they tell tu to stop being so stupid say "Are tu being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
2.) When the teacher is lectura out facts say "Lies! Lies!" o "Fibs brake baby Jesus' ribs!"
3.) Pretend to cough every time your teacher starts to talk.
4.) Throw your pencil case at the teacher and shout "Go pikachu!"
5.) When your teacher asks why tu didn't do your homework say " tu can't tell me off for something I didn't do!"
6.) Jump on parte superior, arriba of the mesa, tabla and shout "Spidey powers activate" while imitating spiderman.
7.) When the teacher asks tu to answer a pregunta say "The brain tu are trying to reach is un available at the moment so please leave a message after the beep!" *Make a loud beeping sound*
8.) When the teacher opens the blinds say "Ah, the light it burns!" and collapse on the floor pretending to be dead.
9.) When a teacher says your name in the register say "no, I'm not here I'm at inicial but I used my magic powers to communicate with you" (In sarcastic voice), if it's a supply teacher who asks your name say either "Your worst nightmare mwhahaha!" , "PEDOPHILE!!! STALKER!!! WHY DO tu WANT TO KNOW MY NAME!" , "Dead because I killed it!" o just say a misceláneo number and when they tell tu to stop being so stupid say "Are tu being racist just because my name is different!"
10.) Lean back on your chair and fall off. Then shout "Avenge me simba!" then lay on the floor pretending to be dead with your tounge sticking out e.c.t
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American música Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
tu can vote for your favoritos on the event webpage here: American música Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
tu can vote for your favoritos on the event webpage here: American música Awards.
5 más incredibly misceláneo stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and misceláneo in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is jesús Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide por zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is jesús Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide por zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates tu , like constantly talking o doing everything tu do , well im gonna help tu deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , tu can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a almohada in tu purse/bag , so if tu need to scream , scream in the almohada , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , tu COULD use them to block that person out , but studies mostrar that if that person happens to golondrina one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , tu can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a almohada in tu purse/bag , so if tu need to scream , scream in the almohada , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , tu COULD use them to block that person out , but studies mostrar that if that person happens to golondrina one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their perfil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my siguiente reason...
If tu have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' o 'Harry Potter' o 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan tu back.
On the other hand, if tu are looking at this thinking that tu haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my siguiente reason...
If tu have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' o 'Harry Potter' o 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan tu back.
On the other hand, if tu are looking at this thinking that tu haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
(name unknown for now)
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell tu my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell tu what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person tu will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my amor even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...
Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell tu my full name.
Zain samuel fox
DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.
I am a very tell tu what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.
But she is the most beautiful person tu will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my amor even if I live forever.
See ya,
Zain
P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave tu hanging. I think my título is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's dicho that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way o another.') but please give me feedback.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what tu think!
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We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end mesa, tabla and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.
This just the prologue, but please let me know what tu think!
***************
We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.
But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the foto on my end mesa, tabla and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.