misceláneo Article: The Black Killer Chapter 3

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"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie dicho as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at nuez, nogal Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 minutos later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie whispered so Penny wouldn't hear.Seconds later they saw Penny.
"FBI PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"An officer said.But Penny didn't,she opened the window and climbed out!"Son of a!GO GO GO!BACK DOOR JENNY!
FRONT DOOR STEVE!ME AND SAM GO OUT THE WINDOW GO GO GO!!!!!"Josie said."I WANT THAT SON OF BI*** DEAD NOW!"Josie dicho as she and officer Sam ran down the calle trying to find Penny."Go this way!I'll be on the other side!"Sam commanded."Alright!"Josie agreed.
"God!Lord help me!"Penny said.Then she saw a fence and jumped over it."Where to go!!!!????"
Josie got her walkie talkie thing out and said."I think I heard her!Sam go on the right of the fence!We gotta surround her!"38 segundos later:
"STOP!PENNY!YOU'RE SURROUNDED!!"Sam dicho as he pulled up his gun."Stop!!!I HAVE A GUN TOO!"Penny announced."Really?No way!what kind?"Sam dicho as he motioned Josie."Um let me check..."Penny dicho as Sam shot the gun outta her hand and Josie handcuffed her."THAT'S IT PENNY!YOUR GOING TO PRISON!DON'T STRUGGLE!!!"Josie said."GET DOWN tu B****!!!"Sam said

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132 Cures to Boredom.

posted by cute20k

1. Dial a misceláneo number and confuse the person who respuestas por saying things like;
"Why did tu call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up misceláneo statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a misceláneo articulo like this.

4. At walmart o somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, o a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...

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22 reasons why being a guy is so much easier.

posted by Drisina

Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off tu aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so tu aren't the one stressed on birth control , tu do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutos tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell tu at what hora to be inicial when tu in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than inicial as a teenager cause your parents...

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Ten ways to impress your guy/crush, A guide for women. :)

posted by pandawinx

Hi! :)
Here are the parte superior, arriba ten to impress the guy tu like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what tu want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its más important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she dicho thanks...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

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When you're happy and tu know it bomb Iraq
If tu cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If tu never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If tu think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
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If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
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Close your mind and take directions,
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My parte superior, arriba 10 Best Female canto Voices of ALL TIME

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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I amor her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, o movie. Please comentario and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The cisne Princess, Anastasia,...

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parte superior, arriba 10 Interesting Psychology Facts

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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts o beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but pantalones off when it comes to their favorito! televisión show. So the student tells herself that watching the televisión helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people reportar experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...