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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

rosas are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at tu trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but tu my friend!! yes you!! tu CAN kiss MY ASS*******

If tu didn't have feet tu wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do tu wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for tu %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but tu need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like tu are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside por itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told tu I thought tu were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not tu again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but tu abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called tu first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick tu should wear a condom on your head so tu can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. tu just helped me realize it.

Until tu called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If tu ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would tu say when tu got there?

Wow, tu looked a lot hotter from a distance!

cancelar my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer tu the first 25 times, what makes tu think the siguiente 25 will work?

how do tu keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like tu fell out of the ugly árbol and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to tu seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop tu when tu were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made tu but we all make mistakes.

Remember jesús loves tu but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't tu go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less preguntas and a little más shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lista doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When tu were born tu were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom dicho never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! tu must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like tu but if tu really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

tu know the drill! tu leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They dicho they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are tu bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to tu and your stupid nonsense.

tu dont know me, tu just wish tu did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't tu go play in traffic?!

tu have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont tu take a día off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two friends riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a poni, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red zorro, fox is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when tu sneeze because when tu sneeze, your corazón stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A caracol can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only animales that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders más than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical caballos with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the música store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos o rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like tu know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their preguntas with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got más "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A año has passed by, and Don is chosen por the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef hacha, hacha de guerra with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, o absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the reciente years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad escritura behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and registrarse the ranks of washed up directors like...
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