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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are más important than her.
4. She needs to get tu comida while tu sit and do whatever tu want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. tortazo her culo and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that tu amor her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. mover somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants tu to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever tu want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if tu find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with tu whether she wants to o not.

Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if tu have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
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