1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are más important than her.
4. She needs to get tu comida while tu sit and do whatever tu want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. tortazo her culo and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that tu amor her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. mover somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants tu to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever tu want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if tu find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with tu whether she wants to o not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if tu have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are más important than her.
4. She needs to get tu comida while tu sit and do whatever tu want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. tortazo her culo and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that tu amor her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. mover somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if she wants tu to.
14. Flirt with other girls while you're still in a relationship.
15. Fuck her friends while you're still in a relationship.
16. She wants something? She's never allowed to get it. You're the leader in the relationship after all.
17. Cling on to her and do whatever with her whenever tu want.
18. Size matters. Break up with her if tu find a girl with bigger breasts.
19. Birthday presents? Lil' Wayne and Pitbull's lyrics are great inspirations for a poem. Make it short.
20. Force her to run away with tu whether she wants to o not.
Side note: I wanted to spoof "100 Rules of a Gentleman". I did 20 because I'm lazy. This was meant as that and nothing else. I do not support this behavior at all. I'm sorry if tu have been offended, but this is all just pure satire.
So open up your iTunes o música player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl tu like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. día song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. amor song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl tu like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. día song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. amor song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong
Questions:
Do tu think Eggs are disgusting?
Are perros cute?
Do tu fish?
Are tu at the age where tu can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do tu have a boyfriend o girlfriend?
Do tu know who Hayley Steele is?
Have tu ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do tu have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
té is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
chocolate Pie is Gross?
Do tu have a cat?
Do tu have a dog?
Have tu ever had a baby?
Are tu father o a mother o nothing?
Do tu write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If tu had a catch phrase what would it be?
favorito! singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot o what?
Yes o No?
Black o White?
How to post respuestas with preguntas Title:
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Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)
Do tu think Eggs are disgusting?
Are perros cute?
Do tu fish?
Are tu at the age where tu can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do tu have a boyfriend o girlfriend?
Do tu know who Hayley Steele is?
Have tu ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do tu have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
té is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
chocolate Pie is Gross?
Do tu have a cat?
Do tu have a dog?
Have tu ever had a baby?
Are tu father o a mother o nothing?
Do tu write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If tu had a catch phrase what would it be?
favorito! singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot o what?
Yes o No?
Black o White?
How to post respuestas with preguntas Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)