Men Are Just Happier People-- What do tu expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garaje is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chocolate is just another snack. tu can be President. tu can never be pregnant. tu can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. tu can wear NO camisa, camiseta to a water park. Car mechanics tell tu the truth.. The world is your urinal.. tu don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, más pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, o mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat. tu know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. tu can open all your own jars. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he o she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are más than enough. tu almost never have strap problems in public. tu are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. tu only have to shave your face and neck.
tu can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. tu can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. tu can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. tu have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat. tu know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. tu can open all your own jars. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he o she can still be your friend.
Three pairs of shoes are más than enough. tu almost never have strap problems in public. tu are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. tu only have to shave your face and neck.
tu can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. tu can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. tu can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. tu have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the parte superior, arriba of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long día of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill dicho to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task por concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped canto and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in más 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut césped, hierba makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be más siguiente week.
1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.
2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.
3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.
4. The UK population grew in más 2008 than at any time since 1962.
5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.
6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.
7. The smell of cut césped, hierba makes people happy.
8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.
9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.
10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.
Hopefully there will be más siguiente week.
