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posted by paloma97ppb
Men Are Just Happier People-- What do tu expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garaje is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. chocolate is just another snack. tu can be President. tu can never be pregnant. tu can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. tu can wear NO camisa, camiseta to a water park. Car mechanics tell tu the truth.. The world is your urinal.. tu don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, más pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, o mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 segundos flat. tu know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. tu can open all your own jars. tu get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he o she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are más than enough. tu almost never have strap problems in public. tu are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. tu only have to shave your face and neck.

tu can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. tu can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. tu can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. tu have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier.
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posted by DramaQueen1020
All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by nevenkastar
 Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
Made by: ICEhanica (this is how the main character looks like =D)
1st of all....this is my 1st story so I know It's bad and please please don't be rude to me. I'm just at the beginning of learning how to write good. So hope tu like the story.
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I have a normal life, if we could call it that way.
Well, tu see I'm a Vampire. Now, now, I'm not a killer. I don't kill people, I'm Vegeterian. I almost never drink blood, but I'm not weak. When I need to drink blood I drink animal blood. I amor animales so It's very hard to look at they're cute face and kill them. =( I live in the UK, to be más precisely in London. In a small,...
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BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say tu amor me! Say tu amor me!
BOY : tu amor me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will tu give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't tu ever want to improve??
BOY : I amor tu and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would tu stay there??
SHARON : Have tu ever had a hot passionate,...
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posted by mae_cait_001
1.Always be fresh and beautiful 2.Apply make-up but not too much(coz u will look like a white lady!scary!) 3.Have a pleasing smile when he looks at u 4.Dont loose confidence when u see him.dont get nervous,say a simple"hi"who knows,maybe he'll reply u with a hello that u'd longed to hear 5.Show him ur good side! 6.Show him ur secret talents. 7.Wear dresses appropriate to his taste 8.Dont be so noisy when ur with him(guys dont like noisy girls 9.Always do things that u know he will like 10 IDK^-^just do anything,i dont know what 2 write with no.ten.
posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are tu tired of always ordering pizza the same way? Well, this lists will keep tu entertained for over 90 pizza orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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Source: I dunno, The Addams family 2
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Source: Walt disney maybe
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our mostrar where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, o played as characters in skits. For instance, arco iris Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The culo culo Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first día of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Native culture… yes. Indie games always seem to really crack into that creative nature that it is known for, and thanks to no limitations, they can find inspiration in a vast number of things. And for today's game, they got their inspiration from the culture of the native Tarahumara, who were known for long distance running. It’s definitely an interesting concept and one that actually fascinates me. What are the Tarahumara and what is their culture like? Well, let
S play the indie título Mulaka and find out.



Mulaka has tu playing as a Tarahumara who is on a journey alone throughout...
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OMG, after all these years, I never knew that pikachu is Spider-Man!!!!! XD
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