Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD
-are tu from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when tu fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if tu were a booger I'd pick tu first
-help the homeless...take me inicial with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do tu have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put tu and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like tu on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if tu were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna mostrar Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a amor pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know tu instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will tu hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will tu pull the corazón shaped arrow out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum tu are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless tu but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my biblioteca card because I'm checking tu out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
-are tu from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when tu fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if tu were a booger I'd pick tu first
-help the homeless...take me inicial with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do tu have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put tu and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like tu on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if tu were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna mostrar Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a amor pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know tu instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will tu hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will tu pull the corazón shaped arrow out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum tu are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless tu but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my biblioteca card because I'm checking tu out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
1. Must [b]love[b] his mother.
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks o anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same música as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff o make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
2. Shows effection (at least to Her).
3. Is willing to admitt feelings torwords her.
4. Tells his friends good things bout her.
5. One that will not cheat.
6. Great personality, smart, and funny (Good looks r just a plus!)
7. Tells her how much he loves her.
8. Likes her parents.
9. Willing to take it slow.
10. Listens to her when she need it!
11. That wont jugde her on her looks o anything also.
12. Comforts her when needed!
13. Like the same música as her!
14. One that dont call romantic films chick flicks.
15. That is willing to hold her sissy dog in public.
16. One that just him and not trying to be someone else.
17. One that is willing to help and sometyme even cry wit her!
18. One that wont make fun of her when she does stupid stuff o make a stupid choice.
19. One that wont Chris Brown (aka Hit her) her!
20. And last but not least One that will dirty talk sometymes. lol JK JK JK (Thats just me)
