Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD
-are tu from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when tu fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if tu were a booger I'd pick tu first
-help the homeless...take me inicial with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do tu have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put tu and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like tu on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if tu were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna mostrar Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a amor pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know tu instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will tu hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will tu pull the corazón shaped arrow out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum tu are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless tu but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my biblioteca card because I'm checking tu out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
-are tu from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when tu fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if tu were a booger I'd pick tu first
-help the homeless...take me inicial with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do tu have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put tu and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like tu on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm lost at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if tu were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna mostrar Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a amor pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know tu instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will tu hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will tu pull the corazón shaped arrow out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be fred flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum tu are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless tu but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my biblioteca card because I'm checking tu out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
