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1. Always have kindness with you. If tu have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your friends have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who tu are o what they think tu are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights o bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're friends are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if they need help.

6. Don't ever be mad at someone because they have diffrent taste. Weather your friend loves playing video games, lectura comics/manga, watching anime o whatever, don't get angry at them just because of the diffrent taste they have over everything. Diffrences make the person special.

7. If a friend gets left behind on something, take the chance to help them catch up. Winning and being perfect isn't everything. Helping those in need, including your friends will at lease b worth the getting.

8. Give special gifts to your friends. To mostrar them how much tu mean to them, make them something special from your corazón o go out and buy something your friend will enjoy. Gifts lets them know how much tu feel about them.

9. Jokes are okay, but don't go "too far" on them- praticle o bad jokes will only cause más fights and arguments.

10. What do friends also want other than these 9 things? It's simple- they want a warm, welcoming corazón too!!! Be sure to have one if tu want to be a great friend.

This articulo was created por me in hopes of giving a lesson on friendship. If tu want to be a great friend, tu have to act like one, be one, and just have the guts to try to be one. It's not hard to be nice. :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: hola Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings tu here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....
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posted by Canada24
FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, tu silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID tu SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: tu call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an hora down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't tu know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
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About a mes ago, I wrote an articulo where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with frozen and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a fan of Frozen. However, escritura all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 o 15. But the reason I dicho I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...
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i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS tu CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send tu a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long tu can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, o try to beat your own personal...
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added by Mauserfan1910
Source: the internet???
After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the parte superior, arriba of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: tu Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: tu seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker lectura a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know tu liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...
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Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your reportar cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good reportar card. (Sugar sees her reportar card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and fecha for your Student of the año award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...
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posted by BJsRealm
This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.
posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits siguiente to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your friends make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...
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posted by TheLefteris24
 Praise Kek!
Praise Kek!
Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the corazón of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the fuego of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached por the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!
 KEK WILLS IT!
KEK WILLS IT!
posted by twinklestar11
My favorito! singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping o listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was canto when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...
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 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case tu missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this articulo series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and misceláneo scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked tu all for ideas in the comentarios section below! That's also how this mostrar has been running since Episode 2, so if tu like this series, then don't forget to fan and leave a comentario below on what tu guys and gals want me to create in the siguiente episode!

And with that being...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the queen of sarcasm, tu don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 año old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are bebés ugly at first?
"How about you...
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added by Mollymolata
added by ace2000
posted by Canada24
#1:
Critic: So our story begins when they spot two children who, tu guessed it, stopped caring.
Friend Bear: Hi. I'm Friend Bear, and this is Secret Bear. We're Care Bears. (both stand up and pose)
Jason: (in disgusted tone) What do tu want?
Friend Bear: Only to be your friends.
NC (vo): Actually, I always wondered what counted as quote/unquote "Caring." I mean, if I'm ordering a pizza with a friend, is it like...
[Cuts to skit with two NCs talking to each other]
NC 1: Hey, what kind of toppings tu want?
NC 2: Eh, I don't care. (In panicked tone) No, no, wait! I didn't mea- (sparkling effects sound...
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