1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the mantequilla all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.



7. Are tu ready for segundos yet?

8. It's a little dry; do tu still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do tu think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. tu still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after tu put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.


(I don't own it, found it on the internet)