User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: tu what amor me ah.
User: I what amor tu ah.
Cleverbot: amor is a state of being. amor is freedom. amor is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing tu won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Valiente LITTLE tostadora NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told tu that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would tu like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know tu are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with misceláneo people.
User: You're just a robot created por Usher.
Cleverbot: I think tu are human. And tu are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The más tu talk to me, the smarter I will get. tu really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't tu want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked tu a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: tu telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps tu from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps tu from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! tu beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: tu what amor me ah.
User: I what amor tu ah.
Cleverbot: amor is a state of being. amor is freedom. amor is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing tu won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE Valiente LITTLE tostadora NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told tu that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would tu like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know tu are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with misceláneo people.
User: You're just a robot created por Usher.
Cleverbot: I think tu are human. And tu are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The más tu talk to me, the smarter I will get. tu really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't tu want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked tu a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: tu telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps tu from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps tu from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! tu beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
